[oneshot] I'm Not Wearing That (EbiKisu)
Title: I'm Not Wearing That
Author: Talisa Ahn
Fandom: EbiKisu
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: Nope. Still don't own them.
Summary: Sometimes? You just gotta draw a line with the stylists of Johnny's Entertainment.
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With less than a week before their first ever concert, things were no less than crazy around the EbiKisu dressing rooms. They were constantly in meetings, dance rehearsals, and at the mercy of stylists who would insist that sprouting feathers out of their shoulders would look amazing on stage.
The first two were difficult but manageable. The last, however, was quickly becoming damn near impossible to bear.
Now let’s be honest. The boys in Johnny’s Entertainment, if not known for the ridiculous lyrics and titles of their songs (Green Beans? “We are peas in a pod”? Seriously… come on now), or the legions of young boys dancing in the background, they were known for the outrageous costumes. Sometimes they were hand-me-downs, originally sewn together nearly a decade ago and worn by a sempai who now wouldn’t touch them with a 10ft pole.
And then there were other times when you just know that the stylists just thought it would be funny to see how far they could push the boys into embarrassment.
Kitayama’s faced looked as if there was something stink in the air and Fujigaya clearly felt the same, eyeing the costume rack in distain. Yokoo dragged a hand down his face wondering what he had done to deserve such punishment. Senga stared at the bright and shimmery material with fear, while Tamamori and Miyata tried to hope that this was some bad joke and the hidden cameras would jump out at any moment yelling, “Gotcha!”
Nikaido’s face nearly screamed mutiny.
“I’m not wearing that,” he said flatly.
The stylist bristled. “You have to.”
He laughed dryly. “Very funny, but seriously. There’s no way I’m wearing that.”
She stood her ground stubbornly. “You don’t have a choice.”
He smirked. “Well then good luck getting me into it. I’d rather wear the wrong costume onto the stage than that.”
“Nika…” Senga said softly, worriedly looking between his best friend and the stylist.
Kitayama put a comforting hand on the youngest boy’s shoulder before looking at the stylist in the eye. “I’m not wearing that either. Red, white, and blue like an American flag? Fine. But I will not wear that ridiculous get-up,” he said firmly, standing behind his band mate.
The stylist nearly huffed as she started to pouted. “But you’re a Johnny’s! You always wear outrageous outfits!”
“Johnny’s yes. Barbie doll? No.”
She was definitely pouting now, wanting to defend her masterpieces. “The concerts start on Saturday. There isn’t enough time to create new ones!”
“Fine,” Nikaido said, picking up the jacket closest to him in two fingers, holding it as far away from himself as possible. “Just cut off this iridescent plastic, pluck out a handful of the feathers, rip off the ruffles and it’ll look fine.”
.oO@Oo.
“This is somehow all your fault, isn’t it,” Fumito muttered as ABC-Z passed them in the hallway during the first dress rehearsal.
“What’s our fau-“
All of Kisumai broke out laughing. Those iridescent plastic pieces and ruffles that were no longer on their costumes, had somehow magically found themselves on ABC’s.
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A/N: I wrote this before the EbiKisu concert. So there really aren’t any ruffles or iridescent pieces of plastic on any of their outfits, but I was bored at school one day and this pooped out. ^-^ In fact. I was overall very pleased with all the stage clothes at the concert! …except the red, white, and blue outfits they wore for the Hikaru Genji part of the sempai medley. Coulda done without those. Haha…