[One Shot] You're Mean (RyoUchi)
Title: You’re Mean
Author: talisa_ahn
Pairing: RyoUchi
Genre: Humor... attempted anyway
Word Count: 941
Disclaimer: ... I think we've been over this many times before... I own nothing.
Rating: PG
Summary: Ryo's in a bad mood and plays a prank on Ueda to cheer himself up, but ends up getting himself in trouble with Uchi.
A/N: Comments always appreciated! ^-^
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Ryo was not having a good day. He had just returned to Tokyo from his Kanjani 8 activities, only to be thrown into NewS photoshoots and rehearsals. ‘Oh the life of a celebrity,’ he thought bitterly.
It also did not help that at that moment, they were preparing for a photoshoot with KAT-TUN. Kame and Jin, fine. They were off with Yamapi somewhere anyway. Taguchi, Nakamaru, and Tanaka were tolerable because they were entertaining to watch. What was ruining his day was on Ueda Tatsuya.
Ryo glared as the older boy dug through his bag and pulled out a stick of eyeliner. As if he could feel someone watching him, Ueda looked up in the mirror, meeting Nishikido’s glare for a second. “What are you looking at?”
Ryo sneered. “Nothing, fish face.”
Ueda stood up, rolling his eyes. “That’s getting old, real fast Nishikido,” he said before walking oput the door.
The room was silent as the remaining KAT-TUN and NewS members watched Ryo fume and seeth. “The nerve of that Gackt wannabe!”
“Um…” Shige said carefully. “Maybe you should leave Ueda-san alone?”
When the angry Osaka man spun on the younger boy, about to lash out, Koyama stepped in between them. “Oi. Don’t take it out on us. It’s not our fault Ueda didn’t take to your baiting today.”
Ryo let out a low sound of frustration but just sat back down. It was rare for the oldest member of NewS to act like the oldest. He’d expected Koyama to make a joke or something. To have been talked to like a child not only by fish face, but also by Koyama of all people, was unacceptable. Even if the older boy’s meddling probably had something to do with his almost attacking the man’s boyfriend, it still put an even worse damper on his mood.
When they were informed that they had 5 minutes to the start of the shoot, everyone but Ryo got up to leave. Alone in the dressing room, his angry glare swept the room and came to rest on Ueda’s table. An evil grin spread across his face.
.oO@Oo.
“Okay. Tegoshi and Masuda. You first,” the photographer said, calling the two to move in front of the camera. “Masuda, put your arm around Tegoshi’s-- Right. Good.”
Kame looked away from the photoshoot at the other members of the two groups. His eyes swept over them quickly before going back to the shoot. “Eh?!” He looked over everyone again. ‘Jin, Junno, Koko, Maru…!’
He walked over to Taguchi. “Where’s Ueda?”
.oO@Oo.
‘Nai!’ Ueda lifted up everything surrounding his table. ‘Nai!’ He dumped the contents of his bag onto the open space of the floor. ‘Where is it?!’
.oO@Oo.
When Jin and Kame left to look for their missing band mate, Yamapi moved next to Ryo. “You look like you’re in a better mood.”
Nishikido had to pause the video of Ueda searching high and low in the dressing room that was playing on rerun through his head. “Ah. Sou.”
Yamapi looked at him in the eye. “Where’s Ueda?”
“Hm?” He was having a difficult time keeping a gleeful grin off his face.
“Ryo…”
“Last I heard, the Princess was in search for his long lost eyeliner.”
“Ryo!”
“What~!” He looked at the older boy. “I was in a bad mood, the Princess made it worse, and now I feel better.”
Yamapi just ‘looked’ at him.
“What? I’m not apologizing.”
“…”
“No!”
.oO@Oo.
Yamapi pushed Ryo forward while Kame did the same to Ueda. Both men glared at each other. “I’m gonna tell Uchi…” Yamapi warned.
Ryo responded by rolling his eyes, but muttered, “Gomen.”
When Ueda said nothing, Kame nudged the pretty boy. “Ueda…”
Still, the older boy said nothing, but continued to glare and the Kansai boy.
“Ueda!”
He looked at Kame briefly before glaring once again at Ryo. “Where is it?”
“What?”
“Where is it?”
Ryo smirked, “Aw… the Princess doesn’t want to be seen without make up?”
“What’d you say?!” Ueda said taking a step forward.
“It wasn’t enough to have the lips of a fish, you adapted the hearing of one too?” He smirked. “So worked up over one pencil.”
“You bastard!” Ueda said launching himself at the arrogant boy. “I knew it was you!”
It took the joint efforts of Kame and Yamapi to get Ueda back. “Calm down! BOTH of you!”
Bother were still seething, but Kame and Yamapi had managed to put some distance between them. Once again he nudged his bandmate. “Apologize.”
“What? Why should I?”
.oO@Oo.
“Uchi~!” Ryo whined. “Why not?”
The younger boy looked up at his boyfriend. “Yamapi called me earlier.”
He swore under his breath. “That nosey, little-“
“Ryo! We had a deal. If you’re going to insist on acting like a middle school kid, you’re not going to get sex, just like a middle school kid.” He held up a hand when the other tried to complain. “You promised.”
Defeated, Nishikido moved to sit in the corner, making Uchi sigh. “C’mon Ryo,” he said, patting the couch seat next to him. “Just because we’re not having sex tonight does not mean you need to sit in the corner like you’re on time out.”
Ryo glared at him, but sat next his boyfriend anyway. “You’re mean.”
Uchi chuckled. “No, you are, and it’s the reason we’re not playing tonight.” He was still laughing when he leaned in and rested his head on Ryo’s shoulder.
They sat quietly for a bit, Uchi reading his manga, Ryo playing with Uchi’s hair. The older boy was the first to break the silence. “So what about tomorrow night?”
THE END
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A/N: Comments are greatly appreciated!