I'm pretty sure I like thirtysecondstomars.

It's weird that it's Jordan Catalano though.

I keep waiting to hear a song about his dumb red car.

Girlfriend in a coma.

I know.

I KNOW.

It's serious.

This morning when I woke up, the cat was in my room. He jumped up on my bed and sat in my lap while I was sitting in some weird half-yoga/half-indian-style sorta way trying to brush the tangles out of my hair. For some weird reason, out of nowhere, a hardcover book I had on my top shelf just decided to fall the fuck over and slam down loudly ( Read more... )

You know what's gross?

Fat-Free Milk.

What were they thinking?

He has, like, the greatest man-ass I've ever seen. Seriously.

I wasn't always like this, you know ( Read more... )

It's a long boring day here at the old place of employment ( Read more... )

Sometimes I have the most awesome dreams. Then the snoring roommate wakes me up because my earplug falls out and I end up hating her just a little more than before ( Read more... )

Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed have a fucking hot son.

That's it for now.

I'm totally bored.

It's been a long time since I wrote some stuff in this here book dealy, so I'm doing it now. I don't really have much to say, but I'll do my best. Lately, my life is full of FRUSTRATIONS, but I won't delve into them because they're FRUSTRATING, and who the hell wants to talk of such things? Not I ( Read more... )