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So is that dude Alan Thicke's son...or what?

Also, I hate that song.

The cool thing about working Friday night is that they bring in some awesome danishes and junk on Saturday mornings. Mmm, cheese danish. I don't know where they come from, but they're homemade...by whoever ( Read more... )

My boss let me drive us to my chiropractor appointment, and I GOT PULLED OVER AND I GOT TWO TICKETS! DAMMIT. I hate life. I guess I was speeding...a little. But we were late. AND, like I didn't even get a ticket for speeding. I got one ticket because she has a broken tail light and she didn't even know, AND, her stupid insurance card wasn't in the ( Read more... )

So I ended up sleeping through the whole SuperBowl. That was weird. I woke up and saw that it was 9:55, and i couldn't figure out for at least a few minutes if it was AM or PM. It was PM, so I guess that's good. I didn't really wanna watch it anyway, because football's boring, and Adam said the commercials weren't even good this year, so I guess I ( Read more... )

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First off, lemme just say thank you for participating in the dirty/clean words poll. Your opinions count, see ( Read more... )

I've been trying to come up with a list of once seemingly innocent every day words that now have some underlying perverse connotation thanks to being slang for something vaguely sexual. This is what I have so far ( Read more... )