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Yesterday while I was waiting for my therapist, I went outside and layed down on the grass to watch the clouds form and shit. I ended up falling asleep for over an hour. Whoops. When I woke up, it was like I was in some strange new land. It took me a while to figure out where I was, and I felt extra dumb when it all came together. Has that ever ( Read more... )

Dude, Celebrity Duets is the worst piece of shit ever made ( Read more... )

Lately I've been wanting to reconnect with old friends and be like "hey, what's up, how's life?" I don't really have much to say to them after that, but getting emails from old pals is still fun once every several years ( Read more... )

Insomnia is a curse.

I did yoga, I ran on the treadmill, I drank milk, I counted breaths...nothing is working.

Shut off, you stupid brain.

Hey, I love you guys, so don't eat bagged spinach. You could die from E Coli. I would be sad.

It sucks when someone goes to Taco Bell for you and they bring you back a taco and you open it and the shell is cracked totally in half. It totally defeats the purpose of tacos if they're difficult to maneuver, but you can't complain because not only was it free, but it was almost like...a gift ( Read more... )

You know how sometimes you'll make a comment and then someone will make another comment jokingly and you pretend you know what they're talking about and then they think you're cool for "getting it"....but really, you didn't get it. But you don't wanna burst that bubble of coolness you just entered by saying "wait...what?" and thereby going from ( Read more... )

Stay cool, dudes.

I hardly ever do these, so humor me please ( Read more... )