[Griffin is used to having his place in the news, but usually it's for being used as an economic example. Once again, he's being made into an example, but not in the usual way. In fact, this time, it goes beyond the economy and into something much more sinister. This happened just yesterday and has escalated today once charges were pressed. The man ( Read more... )

( Even say 'wunderbar' )

Lissen mun,

Y'know az well az I do tha' y'need t' play me a lil' bedder, bu'ye're no' doin' i' to yer full potential. Firsuval, I AM NO' FAT. I dunno why ereyone thinks I am, but they're wrong. An' how come I'm no' makin' funuvtha Cheesehead more? (And who izthis Indianananana kid? Y'mean the black hole t'the south, roughly?)

Oh, an' I see yer ( Read more... )

[So Griffin isn't feeling too good at the moment. No, it's not the economy (he's already got asthma from that) and it's not anything too big in politics. Nope, just back at home, the weather is crap. His people aren't fond of the rain and generally get very tired and a bit anti-social on days like this, so he's feeling about the same. If you go ( Read more... )

Oh my... There is no way... Oh my god!

[If you walk anywhere near Griffin's room, you're going to hear one very loud, excited, and all around psychotic-sounding statement.]

THE LIONS WON!

[You better believe he's happy. The Lions gently beat DESTROYED the Redskins in an amazing NINETEEN POINTS to fourteen. It's been 21 months since the last ( Read more... )