we’re bored to hear your heart still breaks

[tallest_spork]

Originally posted at nora at inkstain.
This is a public service announcement.

Okay, that’s a lie, this is a rant.

HEY GIRLS!

Does your man not understand you? Are you dropping hints the size of Ron Jeremy’s cock and he’s just not getting them?

It’s probably because you’re dropping hints and not actually telling him anything.

HEY BOYS!

Do girls not

Comments

[nostrademons]

See, I thought you were going to link to this XKCD.

A lot of my friends seem to be "ambiguously dating" someone. Heck, maybe I am too, except that since it's ambiguous, I don't really know.

Problem with "ask her out" is that post high-school, you don't actually say "Will you go out with me?", you ask them "Hey, wanna go to a movie with me?" or some other fun activity. But you also ask the same thing for a friend. And thanks to 21st century social mores, it's now acceptable to have friends of the opposite sex who you don't want to fuck. So if you do fun things with someone of the opposite sex, how do you tell if you're actually dating or just friends?

[tallest_spork]

JUST KISS HER ALREADY

[tallest_spork]

Alternatively: ask her.

[nostrademons]

Yeah, I was thinking that this may be a better plan...

All in good time, all in good time.