Primeval/Torchwood Fanfic: Party Time With Sex Pollen
Title: Party Time With Sex Pollen
Author: TalliW
Fandom: Primeval/Torchwood
Rating: T
Summary: The ARC Team meets Jack Harkness
Disclaimer: Primeval is the property of Impossible Pictures. I write just for fun.
Acknowledgments: Thanks to Fredbassett for beta-reading. I couldn't have done it without you.
AN: I don't usually like crossovers, and Primeval crossover even less. But after finally watching the first eight episodes of Torchwood I'm going officially bonkers. May I introduce you to my first, and hopefully last. Primeval/Torchwood story. *headdesk*
"What happened?" Connor asked in confusion as he slowly woke up in a large isolation cell.
"Oh, nothing important. You were just dosed with sex-pollen," a good-looking men in a long army coat answered cheerfully.
Sarah squinted into the artificial light to take a closer look at the stranger. "Who are you?"
"Just call me Jack," the stranger said.
"Where are we? Why are we locked up?" Professor Cutter hissed angrily from the floor.
"Don't worry. That's just a measure for your own safety. In a few hours the prehistoric pollen won't be contagious anymore and you can all return to the ARC."
Becker eyed the man warily. "What are you doing in here? Are you Special Forces?"
"It's not important which unit I'm from. Just view me as a simple observer. I'm here to make sure no one gets hurt."
"Shouldn't you be wearing a hazmat suit if the pollen is contagious?" Abby asked, bewildered.
Jack gave her a blinding smile. "I assure you I'm quite immune to the pollen."
"What effect does the pollen have on an infected person?" Lester asked anxiously as he raised himself up from the floor.
"Oh, just the usual. Hormones will flow and make you horny. Then higher brain functions are disabled and inhibitions lowered. In the end, you will all succumb to your urges."
Jack Harkness watched in amusement as Jenny Lewis' eyes glazed over as the professor stretched his body whilst he stood up.
"Jack, do you need a second observer?" a young man asked excitedly from outside.
The captain shrugged his shoulders. "If you like! Join in, Owen."
At that point a man in a black suit stepped into the corridor. "I got the lube and the condoms," he announced calmly, and followed Owen into the cell.
"Party time." Jack called and sized the professor up.
Nick Cutter turned pale and pressed his back against the wall.
Jenny and Lester moved next to him on either side.
"Don't worry, Cutter. I'll protect you from him," James Lester whispered.
But the subtle shift of Lester's hip against Cutter's indicated that Jack wasn't the only man Nick Cutter needed protection from.
Before he could voice his concern to Jenny, Abby and Connor pounced on Becker and all hell broke loose...
Hours later the team woke up in the ARC and couldn't quite remember the events of the previous day. But after they had got up, every one of them was walking funnily.