I STILL CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.

I JUST CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE...

GUYS: Turned ON or OFF when a girl ( Read more... )

What's up bros and female bros? Not much? Good, then allow me to talk atcha ( Read more... )

*stretch* Oooowahhh... Got back from the school football game not to long ago. Though I didn't really come for the game, I ended up watching it more than I thought I would. Out team lost, but not horribly~ I really only saw Amanda and her boyfriend, Dan, Genie and her boyfriend Ryan, Sam and HER boyfriend John... And then there was my boyfriend ( Read more... )

Hey guys, if you havn't heard the news, the Colbert Report is now airing after the Daily Show. It's awsome. I suggest you watch it if you find yourself doing nothing else at the time. Because most news reporters tell the news to you. Colbert will feel the news at you ( Read more... )

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you look at? My torso ( Read more... )

I read this somewhere, it's a medieval version of "My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard":

Mine dairy elixir bringeth all thine countrymen to the courtyard and they reply 'tis better than thous!'

Dammeth right tis better than thous!

Of course it cracked me up, but you know mu humor is pretty gay anyway~

Yes, finally! I'm feeling in tip-top condition again. Good thing too, it was really stunting my appetite. NOT being able to enjoy a plate of McDonald's Hotcakes to it's maximum potential is a fate worse than death. Or somewhere around that bad. Anyways, it's good to fill the air with my youthful energy again ( Read more... )

I was watching Jeopardy an it was like, the kid's edition. I figure these little smartasses are geniuses but I was naming off answers myself left and right. This one question asked about the 3rd president and this one kid said "JOHN ADAMS? :B" And I was like "NO! NO! THOMAS JEFFERSON!! IT'S SO EASY!" And Trebek was like "No, i'm afraid it's ( Read more... )