My roomate (Sheryl) walks into my room the other night and says,
"I'm bored.We should do something."
At the very same time she proceeds to pull two rubber gloves out of her pants pocket.

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Bored, bored, bored.

I had a dream last night that I got married and didn't tell anyone.
It was a great dream. However, there was so much sneaking around and travelling involved that I woke up before my wife and I had the chance to have sex for the first time.
(for some reason we waited????????????????????)

I'd really like to meet someone I beleive I could marry.

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You are 65% Sketchy


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I have cleanned house!

Removed those of you you distress me.

Ebrassed those of you who delight me (in so many ways!)

Have your way, speak, be heard, and do unspeakable things to me.

I promise the same in return.

"The horizon pukes sherbety light on another gorgeous morning."

Charlotte Gill-Hush

THE CLARITY OF HATRED

Blood from my hand
Shards of wood piercing
Smashed jewelery box
Carved by my hand
Ring for my hand
Rage
Broken
On the frame of a bed
that brought forth our child