Steve War 1 Battle 1 - 2/?
5th March 2012, Battle of the Bulge
The continuation of the Fandomly's very first Steve War. Below contains more attempts to correct Steve's unhealthy diet, plus the three-way war between two crazy aliens and the fandomly becomes even more insane.
MEMBERS PART OF THIS WAR:
Belugaaa, aka Belu
Commanderfreddy, aka Freddy
Glassesrink, aka Rin
Hyperemmalawlz, aka Emma
Labc
Pink_cass, aka Cass
Sne_stjerne, aka Sne
Sotnosen93, aka Sot
Streamshower, aka Stream
Talonicefire, aka Talon
Tinabanina96, aka Tina
Ventusbdaplayer, aka Ven
Yaoiforthelulz, Llama
Talon:
Dammit, a new Steve has come.
COME ON GUYS. THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR you know in all of five seconds. LET'S DO THIS.
Llama:
It's like... 1:30 AM... and my dad might find me with my lights on at any minute... but I want to see how this turns out... from under my blanket... *grips nailbat*
Ven:
I'm back~ C:
What's going on now?
=> Talon:
WE'RE GOING TO WAR AGAINST STEVE AND GAMZEE.
=> Stream:
Welcome back! ^^
STEVE IS GOING ON AND WE ARE ASJLK
=> Labc:
I'm going to be flipping tables every time Steve posts. I'm going to try to get all the next bunch of posts, so a lot of my tables and capslock will fly.
=> Rin:
Welcome back~!
I think we're going on a war against Steve and Gamzee? XDD
Tina:
BRING IT STEVE
I'M READY FOR THIS
//CREEPY SMILE
SOOOOOO STEVE..... YOU TRIED THAT DIET RIGHT? BECAUSE TO BE HONEST... YOU'RE GETTING KIND OF CHUBBY AND IT'S LESS AND LESS INTIMIDATING.
GOTTA KEEP UP THAT PHYSIQUE DEAR.
I SAY IT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE THE BEST LITTLE MONSTER YOU CAN BE OK?
=> Steve:
tHaT dIeT sOuNdS hOrRiBlE. WhY dOn'T tHeY hAvE hUmAn FlEsH iN tHeM?
==> Tina:
BECAUSE THE PLANNER OF THE DIET KNOWS HOW BAD HUMAN FLESH IS FOR THE BODY.
STEVE. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
HUMAN FLESH IS NOT THE ANSWER.
I THINK YOU REALLY NEED TO EVALUATE YOUR LIFESTYLE. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAXIMISE YOUR POTENTIAL AND LIVE A HAPPY LONG LIFE, BUT DIE OF A HEART ATTACK/MONSTER EQUIVALENT.
DON'T EAT YOUR FEELINGS. LET IT OUT HONEY. LET OUT YOUR EMOTIONAL TURMOIL.
===> Steve:
HuMaN fLeSh iS tAsTy. i HaVe EaTeN mAnY, aNd mY mAmA sAyS iT's GoOd fOr tHe HeAlTh oF oUr KiNd.
YoU lItTlE HuMaNs EaT dIfFeReNtLy.
====> Tina:
*COUGH*GETTINGFAT*COUGH*
YOU KNOW WHAT'S A GOOD REPLACEMENT FOR HUMAN FLESH?
SPINACH.
AND YOUR KIND? STEVE HONEY, IF IT WAS GOOD FOR THE HEALTH OF YOUR KIND, WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE LEFT?
===> Llama:
SASSY GAY FRIEND XD
THIS ALL COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF STEVE HAD A SASSY GAY FRIEND.
OMG, I CAN'T.
====> Tina:
//HUGS
YES YES YES YES
Steve:
wHaT's FoR dInNeR tOnIgHt?
/LoOkS aT eVeRyOnE
=> Gamzee:
not slime pies
THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURE
=> Labc:
EAT THIS!!!!
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Emma:
MORE STEVES.
I SHALL... DO A THING ABOUT THIS.
/DOES A THING
=> Steve:
hA. yOu CaLl tHiS sOmEtHiNg?
==> Emma:
YES.
...
SCREW YOU, STEVE.
Stream:
JUST WHEN YOU THINK HE'S GONE
TURN A CORNER AND BAM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrzz3kyMje1qa8kz9o1_500.jpg
INSTANT NIGHTMARES
//is kind of excited because she has never been on thread with Steve before alsjfd :'D
=> Sne:
Nooooo I'm going to bed soon! ;A;
=> Rin:
Oh crap it's Ao Oni ;A;
/hides behind the fandomly couch
=> Belu:
AAAAH
AGAIN
AGAIN
/sobs in corner
I KNEW THIS WAS COMING BUT
;A;
Ven:
Oh, Steve?
I wonder what to do over here. C: ;;;
=> Tina:
I AM ADVISING STEVE ON HIS DIET.
LIKE A MOTHER HEN
OR A MOTHER AUSTRIA
=> Steve:
yOu CaN gEt EaTeN.
==> Tina:
BAD STEVE. NO MORE HUMAN FLESH.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HUMAN BODY IS COMPRISED OF?
BAD THINGS. BAD FOR MONSTERS ON DIETS
==> Talon:
Or we can kick your arse. How about that?
==> Ven:
NO STEVE GO AWAY
Tina:
BTW STEVE
THE DIET INCLUDES SOME LOVELY MEAL REPLACEMENT SHAKES
IN 5 DIFFERENT FLAVOURS.
5
WHOLE
FLAVOURS.
AND A FREE DOG PLUSH TOY
=> Steve:
/EaTs EvErYtHiNg InCluDiNg tHe PlUsH tOy bEfOrE sHe CaN cOnTinUe
==> Tina:
STEVE IS A GIRL?
OH HONEY. NO WONDER YOUR SO UPSET AND EATING ALL YOUR FEELINGS THROUGH CONSUMPTION OF HUMAN FLESH.
DARLING. DARLING DARLING DARLING.
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL STEVE. DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT. EMBRACE YOUR FEMINITY. OR NOT. WHATEVER YOU WANT
===> Steve:
i Am GeNdErLeSs, HuMaN.
wHaT mAkEs YoU tHiNk I'm A GiRl?
====> Tina:
"/EaTs EvErYtHiNg InCluDiNg tHe PlUsH tOy bEfOrE sHe CaN cOnTinUe"
THEN EMBRACE YOUR GENDERLESSNESS. EMBRACE IT STEVE DARLING. EMBRACE IT AND TRY WEIGHT WATCHERS.
ALSO COME OFF THE STEROIDS. THEY DO TERRIBLE THINGS FOR YOU.
Gamzee:
honk
HONK
who should i kill next?
=> Labc:
TRY IT!! MY TABLES ARE USEFUL WoMP AND ARE PORTABLE ENOUGH TO PICK UP AND USE AGAIN!!!
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==> Gamzee:
TRY IT
i've taken worse
MUCH WORSE
=> Emma:
THIS RED TEDDY BEAR
HIS NAME IS GORDON.
==> Gamzee:
GORDON?
fine by me
CONSIDER GORDON DEAD
now who's next after gordon?
===> Emma:
Erm...
Bob.
/throws more random toy animals
=> Talon:
Steve. Go after him.
==> Gamzee:
TRUST ME
i would fucking love to
BUT HE SEEMS ODDLY RESISTANT
and i'm starting to get bored with him
===> Talon:
Then tie him up and play with him. Use all the torture devices you can! Something will eventually hurt him.
Rin:
So we're going on a war against Steve...
/gets an Axe
DON'T GO NEAR ME! I KNOW AXENESE!
Talon:
Do we have a trope for this? *troper's mind here*
=> Tina:
I HOPE SO. THIS IS WONDERFUL
==> Talon:
AND IT'S LIVENING UP THE THREAD AGAIN.
I'm almost sorry for all the people who were asleep this whole time XD
===> Tina:
I KNOW RIGHT?
//RETURNS TO LECTURING STEVE ON THE BENEFITS OF A BALANCED DIET
Steve:
LoOk LiTtLe HuMaN, iF yOu Do NoT sToP tHiS i WiLl EaT yOu NeXt.
=> Talon:
How about you eat lead? *gets gun and shoots* It's high in iron! That's good for your health.
==> Tina:
NICE TO SEE YOU HAVE JUMPED ON THE HEALTH BANDWAGON WITH ME XD
===> Talon:
I COULDN'T RESIST. THE LAME PUN CAME TO ME XD
==> Steve:
lEaD wOuLd bE tAsTy WiTh SoMe FlEsH.
===> Talon:
I think you mean fish. There's plenty in the sea! You can find the tastiest at the bottom while drowning. We'll even give you cement boots to make you get there faster.
====> Steve:
tHaT sOuNdS lIkE a PaIn. iT wOuLd Be EaSiEr iF i GoT fLeSh fRoM yOu pEoPlE sInCe I'm HeRe.
=====> Talon:
Nope! None of us will let you kill our fandomly anymore. *shoots again* Damn these bullets, maybe I should have used silver ones.
=> Tina:
ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME STEVE?
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EAT ME.
==> Steve:
wHo SaId I cAn'T? i HaVe MeNtIoNeD tHaT yOu WoUlD bE tAsTy wItH iCe CrEaM.
===> Tina:
LOOK. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF.
TRY SOME KALTEEN BARS. ICE CREAM WOULD GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR HIPS. AS WOULD HUMAN FLESH.
CARBOHYDRATES. THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED.
====> Steve:
aRe ThOsE fLeSh?
iF nOt, ReJeCtEd.
=====> Tina:
BY GOSH STEVE. NO WONDER ALL THE OTHER MONSTERS ARE CALLING YOU A FAT JERK.
WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU. CLEARLY YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION TO HUMAN FLESH< WHICH IS UNHEALTHY.
LOOK AT ALL THE DISEASES CARRIED BY HUMANS. LOOK AT THE CRAP WE PUT INTO OUR BODIES.
IF YOU EAT HUMANS, YOUR ONLY EATING CRAP THAT HAS GONE THROUGH SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY
======> Steve:
i WoUlD bE cOnSuMiNg YoUr "dIeTs" tOo, WoUldN't I?
=======> Tina:
THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS STEVE. IT'S LIKE ORDERING A SUPER SIZED BIG MAC COMBO AND A DIET COKE.
YOU NEED TO CUT ALL OF THAT JUNK OT OF YOUR LIFE.
PLEASE STEVE. CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S HURTING THE ONES WHO HAVE A GRUDGING RESPECT FOR YOUR ABILITIES AS A MONSTER??? AND IT'S HURTING YOUR ONCE LEAN CLEAN FORM. NOW YOU'RE ALL BULKY AND HIGH PITCHED FROM THE STEROIDS, AND LIKE 75% FAT.
=> Labc:
MASSTABLEATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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=> Ven:
Oh Steve, no, no, no.
Have rice. I have plenty with me as an Asian.
==> Steve:
tHoSe ArE tOo TiNy
I nEeD fLeSh.
=> Llama:
B-B-But I'm just hiding! ;A; Don't mind me!
=> Rin:
Uhh, please don't eat me. I'm too young! ;A;
I-I mean, I also know Splashnese! Eat Holy water sucker!
Wait, does Holy water work on alien monster things?
==> Steve:
hOlY wAtEr SeEmS uNtAsTy.
===> Rin:
That's enough for me then.
/splashes you like there's no tomorrow
TASTE IT! TASTE IT, TASTE IT!
====> Steve:
tHaNkS fOr ThE sHowEr, HuMaN.
Stream:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6k6z98mC1qgn8ayo1_250.png
MAKEOVERS SOLVE EVERYTHING
=> Labc:
Thanks for the nightmares... (>A<)
=> Belu:
LOLOLWHUT
=> Llama:
PROBLEM SOLVED, NOW GO AWAY, STEVE
=> Rin:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldp3jukzHo1qb9a2wo1_500.png
=> Tina:
DOESN'T HE/SHE LOOK SO PWETTY NOW??? :D
Gamzee:
i'm getting tired of killing all these stuffed animals
MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BORED
i might go after this girl who keeps throwing them at me next...
=> Labc:
MOAR WoMPs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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==> Belu:
holy f--
that is
a lot of tables
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
===> Labc:
It's a statement. It has to be a lot of tables for it to effective. C:
==> Gamzee:
OR MAYBE YOU
getting hit with this table is pretty repetitive
MAYBE IT'S TIME I TURNED THE TABLES
on you
MOTHERFUCKER
honk
===> Labc:
TRY IT!!!
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You don't want to do that. Her blood wouldn't make good paint!
==> Gamzee:
even if the colors start getting repetitive
I CAN STILL MAKE SOME INTERESTING PATTERNS WITH JUST RED
===> Talon:
But why red? There's nothing good about that colour! Wouldn't it be better if you went to other planets and used their colourful blood instead?
====> Gamzee:
being from another planet
WE'VE GOT PRETTY MUCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKING COLOR OF BLOOD
except this particular shade of red
IT'S KIND OF A NOVELTY
=====> Talon:
But there's nothing special about our blood. You don't need it! I think it clashes with the colour scheme of your wall.
Ven:
NO STEVE
NO
NO
RICE IS THE BEST
YOU CAN'T DENY IT
I CAN ADD SOME CHICKEN INTO IT
THEN IT BECOMES CHICKEN RICE
IT'S FAMOUS IN SINGAPORE
I'LL ADD CUCUMBERS FOR THE DIET TOO
=> Tina:
THANK YOU VEN. SEE STEVE. WE CARE SO MICH ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.
=> Cass:
Chicken and rice tastes even better when you add some soy beans and peanut sauce.
=> Steve:
fLeSh.
==> Ven:
NO NOT TOO MUCH FLESH, STEVE. NO.
CHICKEN RICE WITH CUCUMBER. THAT IS ALL.
==> Tina:
YOU KNOW... TECHNICALLY CHICKEN IS FLESH...
Tina:
STEVE STOP BEING A SELFISH POOPYFACE
WE ARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EAT VEGETABLES> STOP THIS ADDICTION.
CONSIDER THIS YOUR FLESH INTERVENTION.
=> Steve:
fLeSh iS mY fAvOrItE fOoD. mY dAiLy DiEt rEqUiReS tHeM.
==> Tina:
HAVE YOU HEARD OF TOFU? I'VE HEARD IT'S QUITE GREAT AS A REPLACEMENT
Freddy:
http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa402/commanderfreddy/Fredcat.gif
Hey guys, I'm on for a little bit tonight for the first time since like Saturday so what's-
HO SHIT IT'S STEVE!
=> Cass:
Hey freddy!
=> Freddy:
Pffft, Steve-fearing return seme. XD
=> Llama:
Yeah, pretty much... ^_^;
=> Talon:
JOIN OUR ARMY. THE BASE IS AT SEALAND. WE WILL FIGHT STEVE OFF AND GET BACK THE FANDOMLY MEMBERS AND NATIONS HE STOLE!
==> Freddy:
You had me at "ARMY".
*Joins*
==> Sot:
AHA! I know! *takes out all Rose Potter books in their horrible, canon-raping glory* When he reads these, his eyes will burn to cinders and he'll go blind, giving us an advantage! *happy to finally be of use*
=> Labc:
Hi Seme!
And yes. I'm currently battling him with tables. :)
=> Rin:
Yep, Steve... ;A;
Ven:
/STARTS SHOVING CHICKEN INTO STEVE'S MOUTH BEFORE CHUCKING A WHOLE BOWL OF RICE IN
=> Tina:
NO VEN REMEMBER THE VEGETABLES
==> Ven:
CUCUMBERS COME IN LATER, TINA.
===> Tina:
NO NO NO WE'RE TRAINING HIM OFF ANY FORM OF MEAT. NO MORE CHICKEN VEN.
I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. BUT IT'S FOR THE BEST
=> Belu:
'TIS STANDARD ASIAN CUISINE YES
nowiwouldadviseyoutorun
=> Freddy:
...I like your idea of a "diet", Ven. XD
*stuffs own mouth with chicken and rice*
=> Steve:
/cHoKeS
tHaT wAs NaStY oF yOu, HuMaN.
==> Ven:
IT WAS NOT NASTY
IT IS THE TYPICAL ASIAN CUISINE
NOW HAVE THE NEXT SERVING.
/CHUCKS CUCUMBERS INTO STEVE'S MOUTH
CABBAGES ARE NEXT
===> Tina:
THANK YOU DARLING
===> Steve:
NoOoOoOoOoOo! tHeSe tAsTe aWfUl
==> Freddy:
*Throws fridge-magnets at Steve*
GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~
===> Steve:
/ThRoWs ThEm tO oNe SiDe
nEvEr.
==> Talon:
How about some brussel sprouts >) Those a very healthy! *feeds*
Labc:
Yo! Going to gone for a bit. Got sucked into watching old Disney shows and movies. Right now, DuckTales: The Movie. (^^)
Please someone continue with the table attacks at Steve while I'm gone. Thank you. ┬─┬ノ(^^ノ)
=> Llama:
See ya! ^_^
=> Talon:
See ya~
=> Rin:
See you~!
Have fun with watching old Disney! ;u; I miss that stuff...
Steve:
yOu HuMaNs aRe sUcH iNsIsTiNg BeInGs.
((Would anyone like to guess who's RPing Steve?))
=> Gamzee:
TELL ME ABOUT IT
always begging you not to kill them
CLAIMING THEY CAN FUCKING OVERPOWER YOU
when it's obviously not true
=> Llama:
If you're Talon or Tina, I give you all my props. Seriously.
==> Steve:
((That is incorrect.))
==> Talon:
Pfff I wish XD *is sadly the way too obvious the person for this* I'd do it if no one would guess it was me, but sadly not~
==> Tina:
It's not me :D
//WISHES IT WAS BECAUSE ARGUING WIth MYSELF WOULD BE AWESOME
Ven:
THROW THE CABBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
/Starts tosses cabbages at Steve
=> Rin:
CAN WE THROW CHEESE TOO?
Pfft- Asdf movie refrence /shot
==> Freddy:
AND I WILL BAKE A PIE-FLAVOURED PIE.
=> Stev:
/CoNsUmEs iT
... YuCk.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Full Index
The continuation of the Fandomly's very first Steve War. Below contains more attempts to correct Steve's unhealthy diet, plus the three-way war between two crazy aliens and the fandomly becomes even more insane.
MEMBERS PART OF THIS WAR:
Belugaaa, aka Belu
Commanderfreddy, aka Freddy
Glassesrink, aka Rin
Hyperemmalawlz, aka Emma
Labc
Pink_cass, aka Cass
Sne_stjerne, aka Sne
Sotnosen93, aka Sot
Streamshower, aka Stream
Talonicefire, aka Talon
Tinabanina96, aka Tina
Ventusbdaplayer, aka Ven
Yaoiforthelulz, Llama
Talon:
Dammit, a new Steve has come.
COME ON GUYS. THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR you know in all of five seconds. LET'S DO THIS.
Llama:
It's like... 1:30 AM... and my dad might find me with my lights on at any minute... but I want to see how this turns out... from under my blanket... *grips nailbat*
Ven:
I'm back~ C:
What's going on now?
=> Talon:
WE'RE GOING TO WAR AGAINST STEVE AND GAMZEE.
=> Stream:
Welcome back! ^^
STEVE IS GOING ON AND WE ARE ASJLK
=> Labc:
I'm going to be flipping tables every time Steve posts. I'm going to try to get all the next bunch of posts, so a lot of my tables and capslock will fly.
=> Rin:
Welcome back~!
I think we're going on a war against Steve and Gamzee? XDD
Tina:
BRING IT STEVE
I'M READY FOR THIS
//CREEPY SMILE
SOOOOOO STEVE..... YOU TRIED THAT DIET RIGHT? BECAUSE TO BE HONEST... YOU'RE GETTING KIND OF CHUBBY AND IT'S LESS AND LESS INTIMIDATING.
GOTTA KEEP UP THAT PHYSIQUE DEAR.
I SAY IT BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO BE THE BEST LITTLE MONSTER YOU CAN BE OK?
=> Steve:
tHaT dIeT sOuNdS hOrRiBlE. WhY dOn'T tHeY hAvE hUmAn FlEsH iN tHeM?
==> Tina:
BECAUSE THE PLANNER OF THE DIET KNOWS HOW BAD HUMAN FLESH IS FOR THE BODY.
STEVE. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE. LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
HUMAN FLESH IS NOT THE ANSWER.
I THINK YOU REALLY NEED TO EVALUATE YOUR LIFESTYLE. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAXIMISE YOUR POTENTIAL AND LIVE A HAPPY LONG LIFE, BUT DIE OF A HEART ATTACK/MONSTER EQUIVALENT.
DON'T EAT YOUR FEELINGS. LET IT OUT HONEY. LET OUT YOUR EMOTIONAL TURMOIL.
===> Steve:
HuMaN fLeSh iS tAsTy. i HaVe EaTeN mAnY, aNd mY mAmA sAyS iT's GoOd fOr tHe HeAlTh oF oUr KiNd.
YoU lItTlE HuMaNs EaT dIfFeReNtLy.
====> Tina:
*COUGH*GETTINGFAT*COUGH*
YOU KNOW WHAT'S A GOOD REPLACEMENT FOR HUMAN FLESH?
SPINACH.
AND YOUR KIND? STEVE HONEY, IF IT WAS GOOD FOR THE HEALTH OF YOUR KIND, WHY ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE LEFT?
===> Llama:
SASSY GAY FRIEND XD
THIS ALL COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED IF STEVE HAD A SASSY GAY FRIEND.
OMG, I CAN'T.
====> Tina:
//HUGS
YES YES YES YES
Steve:
wHaT's FoR dInNeR tOnIgHt?
/LoOkS aT eVeRyOnE
=> Gamzee:
not slime pies
THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURE
=> Labc:
EAT THIS!!!!
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Emma:
MORE STEVES.
I SHALL... DO A THING ABOUT THIS.
/DOES A THING
=> Steve:
hA. yOu CaLl tHiS sOmEtHiNg?
==> Emma:
YES.
...
SCREW YOU, STEVE.
Stream:
JUST WHEN YOU THINK HE'S GONE
TURN A CORNER AND BAM
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrzz3kyMje1qa8kz9o1_500.jpg
INSTANT NIGHTMARES
//is kind of excited because she has never been on thread with Steve before alsjfd :'D
=> Sne:
Nooooo I'm going to bed soon! ;A;
=> Rin:
Oh crap it's Ao Oni ;A;
/hides behind the fandomly couch
=> Belu:
AAAAH
AGAIN
AGAIN
/sobs in corner
I KNEW THIS WAS COMING BUT
;A;
Ven:
Oh, Steve?
I wonder what to do over here. C: ;;;
=> Tina:
I AM ADVISING STEVE ON HIS DIET.
LIKE A MOTHER HEN
OR A MOTHER AUSTRIA
=> Steve:
yOu CaN gEt EaTeN.
==> Tina:
BAD STEVE. NO MORE HUMAN FLESH.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HUMAN BODY IS COMPRISED OF?
BAD THINGS. BAD FOR MONSTERS ON DIETS
==> Talon:
Or we can kick your arse. How about that?
==> Ven:
NO STEVE GO AWAY
Tina:
BTW STEVE
THE DIET INCLUDES SOME LOVELY MEAL REPLACEMENT SHAKES
IN 5 DIFFERENT FLAVOURS.
5
WHOLE
FLAVOURS.
AND A FREE DOG PLUSH TOY
=> Steve:
/EaTs EvErYtHiNg InCluDiNg tHe PlUsH tOy bEfOrE sHe CaN cOnTinUe
==> Tina:
STEVE IS A GIRL?
OH HONEY. NO WONDER YOUR SO UPSET AND EATING ALL YOUR FEELINGS THROUGH CONSUMPTION OF HUMAN FLESH.
DARLING. DARLING DARLING DARLING.
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL STEVE. DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT. EMBRACE YOUR FEMINITY. OR NOT. WHATEVER YOU WANT
===> Steve:
i Am GeNdErLeSs, HuMaN.
wHaT mAkEs YoU tHiNk I'm A GiRl?
====> Tina:
"/EaTs EvErYtHiNg InCluDiNg tHe PlUsH tOy bEfOrE sHe CaN cOnTinUe"
THEN EMBRACE YOUR GENDERLESSNESS. EMBRACE IT STEVE DARLING. EMBRACE IT AND TRY WEIGHT WATCHERS.
ALSO COME OFF THE STEROIDS. THEY DO TERRIBLE THINGS FOR YOU.
Gamzee:
honk
HONK
who should i kill next?
=> Labc:
TRY IT!! MY TABLES ARE USEFUL WoMP AND ARE PORTABLE ENOUGH TO PICK UP AND USE AGAIN!!!
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TRY IT
i've taken worse
MUCH WORSE
=> Emma:
THIS RED TEDDY BEAR
HIS NAME IS GORDON.
==> Gamzee:
GORDON?
fine by me
CONSIDER GORDON DEAD
now who's next after gordon?
===> Emma:
Erm...
Bob.
/throws more random toy animals
=> Talon:
Steve. Go after him.
==> Gamzee:
TRUST ME
i would fucking love to
BUT HE SEEMS ODDLY RESISTANT
and i'm starting to get bored with him
===> Talon:
Then tie him up and play with him. Use all the torture devices you can! Something will eventually hurt him.
Rin:
So we're going on a war against Steve...
/gets an Axe
DON'T GO NEAR ME! I KNOW AXENESE!
Talon:
Do we have a trope for this? *troper's mind here*
=> Tina:
I HOPE SO. THIS IS WONDERFUL
==> Talon:
AND IT'S LIVENING UP THE THREAD AGAIN.
I'm almost sorry for all the people who were asleep this whole time XD
===> Tina:
I KNOW RIGHT?
//RETURNS TO LECTURING STEVE ON THE BENEFITS OF A BALANCED DIET
Steve:
LoOk LiTtLe HuMaN, iF yOu Do NoT sToP tHiS i WiLl EaT yOu NeXt.
=> Talon:
How about you eat lead? *gets gun and shoots* It's high in iron! That's good for your health.
==> Tina:
NICE TO SEE YOU HAVE JUMPED ON THE HEALTH BANDWAGON WITH ME XD
===> Talon:
I COULDN'T RESIST. THE LAME PUN CAME TO ME XD
==> Steve:
lEaD wOuLd bE tAsTy WiTh SoMe FlEsH.
===> Talon:
I think you mean fish. There's plenty in the sea! You can find the tastiest at the bottom while drowning. We'll even give you cement boots to make you get there faster.
====> Steve:
tHaT sOuNdS lIkE a PaIn. iT wOuLd Be EaSiEr iF i GoT fLeSh fRoM yOu pEoPlE sInCe I'm HeRe.
=====> Talon:
Nope! None of us will let you kill our fandomly anymore. *shoots again* Damn these bullets, maybe I should have used silver ones.
=> Tina:
ARE YOU SPEAKING TO ME STEVE?
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T EAT ME.
==> Steve:
wHo SaId I cAn'T? i HaVe MeNtIoNeD tHaT yOu WoUlD bE tAsTy wItH iCe CrEaM.
===> Tina:
LOOK. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF.
TRY SOME KALTEEN BARS. ICE CREAM WOULD GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR HIPS. AS WOULD HUMAN FLESH.
CARBOHYDRATES. THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED.
====> Steve:
aRe ThOsE fLeSh?
iF nOt, ReJeCtEd.
=====> Tina:
BY GOSH STEVE. NO WONDER ALL THE OTHER MONSTERS ARE CALLING YOU A FAT JERK.
WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU. CLEARLY YOU HAVE AN ADDICTION TO HUMAN FLESH< WHICH IS UNHEALTHY.
LOOK AT ALL THE DISEASES CARRIED BY HUMANS. LOOK AT THE CRAP WE PUT INTO OUR BODIES.
IF YOU EAT HUMANS, YOUR ONLY EATING CRAP THAT HAS GONE THROUGH SOMEONE ELSE'S BODY
======> Steve:
i WoUlD bE cOnSuMiNg YoUr "dIeTs" tOo, WoUldN't I?
=======> Tina:
THAT IS NOT HOW THAT WORKS STEVE. IT'S LIKE ORDERING A SUPER SIZED BIG MAC COMBO AND A DIET COKE.
YOU NEED TO CUT ALL OF THAT JUNK OT OF YOUR LIFE.
PLEASE STEVE. CAN'T YOU SEE IT'S HURTING THE ONES WHO HAVE A GRUDGING RESPECT FOR YOUR ABILITIES AS A MONSTER??? AND IT'S HURTING YOUR ONCE LEAN CLEAN FORM. NOW YOU'RE ALL BULKY AND HIGH PITCHED FROM THE STEROIDS, AND LIKE 75% FAT.
=> Labc:
MASSTABLEATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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=> Ven:
Oh Steve, no, no, no.
Have rice. I have plenty with me as an Asian.
==> Steve:
tHoSe ArE tOo TiNy
I nEeD fLeSh.
=> Llama:
B-B-But I'm just hiding! ;A; Don't mind me!
=> Rin:
Uhh, please don't eat me. I'm too young! ;A;
I-I mean, I also know Splashnese! Eat Holy water sucker!
Wait, does Holy water work on alien monster things?
==> Steve:
hOlY wAtEr SeEmS uNtAsTy.
===> Rin:
That's enough for me then.
/splashes you like there's no tomorrow
TASTE IT! TASTE IT, TASTE IT!
====> Steve:
tHaNkS fOr ThE sHowEr, HuMaN.
Stream:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm6k6z98mC1qgn8ayo1_250.png
MAKEOVERS SOLVE EVERYTHING
=> Labc:
Thanks for the nightmares... (>A<)
=> Belu:
LOLOLWHUT
=> Llama:
PROBLEM SOLVED, NOW GO AWAY, STEVE
=> Rin:
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ldp3jukzHo1qb9a2wo1_500.png
=> Tina:
DOESN'T HE/SHE LOOK SO PWETTY NOW??? :D
Gamzee:
i'm getting tired of killing all these stuffed animals
MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE BORED
i might go after this girl who keeps throwing them at me next...
=> Labc:
MOAR WoMPs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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holy f--
that is
a lot of tables
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
===> Labc:
It's a statement. It has to be a lot of tables for it to effective. C:
==> Gamzee:
OR MAYBE YOU
getting hit with this table is pretty repetitive
MAYBE IT'S TIME I TURNED THE TABLES
on you
MOTHERFUCKER
honk
===> Labc:
TRY IT!!!
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=> Talon:
You don't want to do that. Her blood wouldn't make good paint!
==> Gamzee:
even if the colors start getting repetitive
I CAN STILL MAKE SOME INTERESTING PATTERNS WITH JUST RED
===> Talon:
But why red? There's nothing good about that colour! Wouldn't it be better if you went to other planets and used their colourful blood instead?
====> Gamzee:
being from another planet
WE'VE GOT PRETTY MUCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKING COLOR OF BLOOD
except this particular shade of red
IT'S KIND OF A NOVELTY
=====> Talon:
But there's nothing special about our blood. You don't need it! I think it clashes with the colour scheme of your wall.
Ven:
NO STEVE
NO
NO
RICE IS THE BEST
YOU CAN'T DENY IT
I CAN ADD SOME CHICKEN INTO IT
THEN IT BECOMES CHICKEN RICE
IT'S FAMOUS IN SINGAPORE
I'LL ADD CUCUMBERS FOR THE DIET TOO
=> Tina:
THANK YOU VEN. SEE STEVE. WE CARE SO MICH ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.
=> Cass:
Chicken and rice tastes even better when you add some soy beans and peanut sauce.
=> Steve:
fLeSh.
==> Ven:
NO NOT TOO MUCH FLESH, STEVE. NO.
CHICKEN RICE WITH CUCUMBER. THAT IS ALL.
==> Tina:
YOU KNOW... TECHNICALLY CHICKEN IS FLESH...
Tina:
STEVE STOP BEING A SELFISH POOPYFACE
WE ARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH. EAT VEGETABLES> STOP THIS ADDICTION.
CONSIDER THIS YOUR FLESH INTERVENTION.
=> Steve:
fLeSh iS mY fAvOrItE fOoD. mY dAiLy DiEt rEqUiReS tHeM.
==> Tina:
HAVE YOU HEARD OF TOFU? I'VE HEARD IT'S QUITE GREAT AS A REPLACEMENT
Freddy:
http://i1196.photobucket.com/albums/aa402/commanderfreddy/Fredcat.gif
Hey guys, I'm on for a little bit tonight for the first time since like Saturday so what's-
HO SHIT IT'S STEVE!
=> Cass:
Hey freddy!
=> Freddy:
Pffft, Steve-fearing return seme. XD
=> Llama:
Yeah, pretty much... ^_^;
=> Talon:
JOIN OUR ARMY. THE BASE IS AT SEALAND. WE WILL FIGHT STEVE OFF AND GET BACK THE FANDOMLY MEMBERS AND NATIONS HE STOLE!
==> Freddy:
You had me at "ARMY".
*Joins*
==> Sot:
AHA! I know! *takes out all Rose Potter books in their horrible, canon-raping glory* When he reads these, his eyes will burn to cinders and he'll go blind, giving us an advantage! *happy to finally be of use*
=> Labc:
Hi Seme!
And yes. I'm currently battling him with tables. :)
=> Rin:
Yep, Steve... ;A;
Ven:
/STARTS SHOVING CHICKEN INTO STEVE'S MOUTH BEFORE CHUCKING A WHOLE BOWL OF RICE IN
=> Tina:
NO VEN REMEMBER THE VEGETABLES
==> Ven:
CUCUMBERS COME IN LATER, TINA.
===> Tina:
NO NO NO WE'RE TRAINING HIM OFF ANY FORM OF MEAT. NO MORE CHICKEN VEN.
I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. BUT IT'S FOR THE BEST
=> Belu:
'TIS STANDARD ASIAN CUISINE YES
nowiwouldadviseyoutorun
=> Freddy:
...I like your idea of a "diet", Ven. XD
*stuffs own mouth with chicken and rice*
=> Steve:
/cHoKeS
tHaT wAs NaStY oF yOu, HuMaN.
==> Ven:
IT WAS NOT NASTY
IT IS THE TYPICAL ASIAN CUISINE
NOW HAVE THE NEXT SERVING.
/CHUCKS CUCUMBERS INTO STEVE'S MOUTH
CABBAGES ARE NEXT
===> Tina:
THANK YOU DARLING
===> Steve:
NoOoOoOoOoOo! tHeSe tAsTe aWfUl
==> Freddy:
*Throws fridge-magnets at Steve*
GO AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~
===> Steve:
/ThRoWs ThEm tO oNe SiDe
nEvEr.
==> Talon:
How about some brussel sprouts >) Those a very healthy! *feeds*
Labc:
Yo! Going to gone for a bit. Got sucked into watching old Disney shows and movies. Right now, DuckTales: The Movie. (^^)
Please someone continue with the table attacks at Steve while I'm gone. Thank you. ┬─┬ノ(^^ノ)
=> Llama:
See ya! ^_^
=> Talon:
See ya~
=> Rin:
See you~!
Have fun with watching old Disney! ;u; I miss that stuff...
Steve:
yOu HuMaNs aRe sUcH iNsIsTiNg BeInGs.
((Would anyone like to guess who's RPing Steve?))
=> Gamzee:
TELL ME ABOUT IT
always begging you not to kill them
CLAIMING THEY CAN FUCKING OVERPOWER YOU
when it's obviously not true
=> Llama:
If you're Talon or Tina, I give you all my props. Seriously.
==> Steve:
((That is incorrect.))
==> Talon:
Pfff I wish XD *is sadly the way too obvious the person for this* I'd do it if no one would guess it was me, but sadly not~
==> Tina:
It's not me :D
//WISHES IT WAS BECAUSE ARGUING WIth MYSELF WOULD BE AWESOME
Ven:
THROW THE CABBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
/Starts tosses cabbages at Steve
=> Rin:
CAN WE THROW CHEESE TOO?
Pfft- Asdf movie refrence /shot
==> Freddy:
AND I WILL BAKE A PIE-FLAVOURED PIE.
=> Stev:
/CoNsUmEs iT
... YuCk.
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