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Wow, just a bit of irony for my beloved Chantilly people:

The name of the actress who plays the prophet in the Matrix is Mary Alice.

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It is almost certain.. i will be arrested for assult and battery sometime in the next ten years. The next person who tells me what to do is going to need new shins.

Orange
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Agent PQ and a 1/2, I comprehend your waterbottle.
"I'll string your cheese!" (rearranging the words in string cheese)
"I'll Corner your Asian!" (refering to a restaurant named Asian Corner)
"I'll sign your politician!" (too many political signs near roads...)

None of these were meant to be offensive to anyone. They are just a play on words.

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