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Well! Stephen is a really nice guy! Him and his friend ended up being late so i was in Firewater and bumped into some gays i knew and had a bit of vodka, some coke and some chat! Thank god cos that ho Mhairi totally rubbered me!! Well, they got there and Stephen passed the looks test, he was wearing stuff i would wear except some trainers which were a bit lame, but i overlooked them when I ditched the gays and went over to Stephen and his friend Cy. Lets get the boring bit over and done with: Cy is a cool dude who works with Stephen and is a total comedian...like really funny! Ladies, hes single and quite a catch! Well, anyway we had a bit of chat and some banter in firewater! i was pretty much laughing my ass off at the whole thing! Then over to the garage! Got in no bother with my no id! I'm so mildly annoyed by it all! I know one day i'll get id-ed but hey! Doesn't matter! I GOT LAID OF SOMEONE THAT WASN'T SIMON!!
Anyway, in the garage... i got very drunk... everyone did actually. I promised Stephen i'd sing something on the Karaoke so i sung "Babooshka" by Kate Bush... sadly i never could do the actions cos of the goddam mic! Ah well! I sung it and i was pretty shit hot! Well, nobody booed and Stephen was up there cheering and stuff! we pretty much stayed in the Karaoke bit the whole night and then done some gansta dancing in G2 but i made them do some indie posing in the attic with a marlboro light from my mouth for the look. Some chick offered to light it but i ran away cos i felt like a fanny! Anyway! Yes, outside we got chips and cheese and these random girls came walking up and chatting to us... i'll call them Glencoe and Tranny cos well, obviously! Well they nicked my chips and were gonna come back to Cy's with us... but luckily they never! When we got back, Cy gave us his bed and pretty soon after we had our first kiss after Stephen saying "A first kiss should be memorable" and me going "yeah" *smirk* "So you ready yet?" *leans in for a kiss!*
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Well, to sleep with some major spooning! Like total cuddling and shit, i was so happy! Like the pig of happiness! And as of 30mins ago were gonna see each other soon! I'll Christen my new bed! Oh YEAH!!!!