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Authors: Agent Marquez and x1.
Writing: Agent Marquez.
Video production: x1 (On Stand-by).
Process making eyewitnessed by: Lotho, RoDrInCuBuS, Sanji and TB3.
[Move your hips to the rhythm of Shakira… and you’ll know when to love someone because the “Hips Don’t Lie”… Hips Don’t Lie, Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean]
Most of the Lyoko Freak members were moving their hips to the rhythm of Shakira’s song, while others were staring at TB3 after he told his friends about a unfortunate event that happened to him.
“Hahaha… no shit? Seriously?” Stonecreek wondered about something YDV had to say.
“Yeah, some transvestites gave TB3 head. One of them faked their name to Lani, so that was the catch…” YDV explained, while cracking up as well as the people who listened to him.
“Holy shit, dude. And I was close to win…” DL stated. “Phew…”
The transvestites appeared in front of the guys. TB3 turned his back on them as his friends started to laugh at them.
Lani walked by the scene and noticed a white fluid on one of the transvestite’s face. She licked it off, grinned at TB3 and walked away leaving the guys a bit surprised.
Stonecreek cracked up while drinking a vodka shot. “Now you can say she gave you head, pal.” He said that right after he laughed.
Meanwhile, Lotho was talking to wartonchan near the pool.
Wartonchan was drooling at the Lyoko Freak girls while having a smoke from the Cannabis that he snatched from somebody else. “I love this party, dude. Free from TechLinks, and look at all the awesome babes.”
Lotho agreed. “Yeah, they’re sexy.” By his own instinct, he left Wartonchan to get himself a drink at the bar.
The barman was attending Star Way, handing her a drink. “Here’s your Martini”.
Lotho reached the bar. “Give me whatever she’s having”, he said.
“Copycat”, Star Way replied. She looked at him again. “You’re not that bad looking, you know?”
The barman’s mind was another thought. She’s pretty much hammered.
“Thanks Star”. Lotho winked one eye, Star Way grinned.
Meanwhile, several people were dancing near the pool. KarinBerry and Skorpigeist were a bit close by the edge of the pool. They kissed on the lips.
Sanji, Osiris and TL were sitting on chairs staring at the kissing couple.
“I feel so bloody tempted to knock those bastards down to the pool” Sanji said, while enjoying a cigarette.
TL stood up and yelled at Sanji. “Go for it, mate! Nothing fucking stops you tonight!”
Sanji quickly ran towards the couple and sent them falling towards the pool with a flying kick. But he landed near the edge of the pool with one foot.
“Man, there he goes” Carth_upon_a_star pointed out at Sanji losing control to avoid falling into the swimming pool.
Sanji was holding on with one foot. “Fuck me…” Out from nowhere, help came on his way.
“Take my hand” Tekirai handed over his right hand, but didn’t hold the British strong enough. Both landed on the water, provoking laughter among those who were near the pool.
“Hahaha!” Darkborn was laughing in front of Sanji’s face. A foot on his butt sent the kid over the pool.
“Kicking ass is kickass!” Lani grinned, after stretching her foot to knock down Darkborn.
YDV hugged Lani from her behind. “You win at life!”
Meanwhile at the dancing floor, everybody was observing Katie dancing on the top of a table.
“Goddamn, she is hot!” DL yelled while admiring Katie’s belly dancer moves at the top of the table and smashing his beer chop at the table.
Suddenly, many people started to throw dollar bills at Katie. She wasn’t noticing it yet, but Morgan was starting to pick them up.
TB3 interrogated Morgan. “What’s with you taking her cash away?”
Morgan glared at the British and answered his question. “None of your damn business, you dope”.
LadyChaos walked towards them offering drinks. TB3 picked Appleton and Morgan took sake.
Meanwhile, The BB of C and ThePepsiPiper were figuring out how to get rid of Hidushikai’s corpse.
The BB of C asked the obvious. “Where do we hide him?”
ThePepsiPiper was looking at the garden. “6 feet under the garden could do it”.
The BB of C agreed with him. “Yeah, I don’t think Erynn unburies stuff”
“Let me get AngelBolt and we’ll bring up some shovels” ThePepsiPiper left Hidushikai’s murderer to find the shovel girl.
[Ice Cold for your drinks... Ice Cold for the party!! Hey Ya, from Outkast. Listen and read...]
A new song began to play, bringing over several people to dance to it while it lasted… but some were disgusted at that song.
Rodri ranted briefly. “Goddamn Outkast… that song really sucks!”
Darkborn agreed with him. “Yeah… goddamn thing was playing all over around.”
Rodri noticed Darkborn’s clothes. “So how was the pool, anyways?”
Darkborn glared at him. “Don’t even ask.”
“Whatever.” Rodri stood up and walked, but got a glomp from Mewberries, ending with them dancing together, despite that Rodri hated this song.
Near the kitchen, Star Way and Lotho were talking to each other.
“So what’s up for tonight?” Lotho asked. Star Way sat on his lap, pumping her arms around him and grinning at him.
Some by-passers looked at the couple. Some amused, others surprised and some other people understood that Star Way was drunk and horny.
LyoKoHaCk stared in astonishment at Erynn sitting on Lotho’s lap.
“Motherfucker!!” He yelled. “Goddamn, I can’t believe that geek’s gonna get his way with Erynn.”
NeoDude0 sighed. “She’s drunk”
LyoKoHacK asked. “Oh, really?”
“Ya, really.”
Paige approached Hack. “Hey Hackie, wassup?” Right away, the black teenager grabbed Paige and made out quickly with her.
Meanwhile, x1 and Yizzy were dancing by the dance floor, just like Skysong and NeoDude0 and other couples dancing and drinking as well.
To some people’s surprise, Odd675 and Numbuh came down the ladders. Both seemed to be happy with each other. LadyChaos grabbed Numbuh’s hand and asked her a question.
“How was he in bed?”
Numbuh 7 replied. “He was a sex junkie with an insatiable habit.”
Odd675 felt really happy. “Sex relieves tension, love causes it.”
Virtualized STI was very drunk. “You get bored after too much sex with your girlfriend. It's like a kid with a toy. When he first gets it, he spends all day with it. Then after he breaks it in, it's not fun anymore, so he finds another toy.” That earned him a kick in the balls from Numbuh 7.
She cursed at him. “Prick.” Then, she wandered off with the Chilean guy.
Meanwhile, on the second floor, Ransomed Heart and Little Vili were lying on the bed. A used condom was seen on the floor. Vili was apparently happy, but Ransomed Heart was rather terrified and disgusted.
Vili leaned towards Ray. “Is there something wrong, Ray?”
Ray replied to him. “Vili, I like it when people have sex with me.” Vili grinned. “But great sex is great, but bad sex is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”
Vili was a bit surprised by Ray’s words. “When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.”
Ray pouted. “Like hell you know.” She whispered to herself. "Damn virgin"
Vili was a bit lost. “Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” That made Ray leave the bed in frustration.
[Time for some reggaeton… “Rompe” from Daddy Yankee. Listen to it and dance to it!]
Back in the kitchen, the group of people watching the drunk couple grew. Star Way was smashed to the point that her shirt was tossed on the floor, and she was madly making out with Lothofoxburr. "Oh...fuck me!" She said while taking a short breath.
"Gladly." Lotho replied, picking her up off her feet and carrying her somewhere private.
The crowd started to dissolve, and Paige and LyoKoHaCk took the seat the couple before them had been making love in. Paige cooed to the boy. "You're actually quite attractive."
A very drunk LyoKoHaCk responded. "Oh, that's so sweet, you hoe!" And before she could say anything else, he kissed her again.
Meanwhile, TB3 was mysteriously rummaging through Erynn's house. He was lifting up the couch, much to the dismay of the people sitting in it, when Morgan walked in the room. "What the hell are you doing?" She yelled. TB3 instantly dropped the couch, blushing. He grabbed Morgan's arm and dragged her into the other room. "I'm kinda...looking for something." He stated.
"No shit. What is it? ...Drugs?" He nodded. "Why didn't you just say so? Right over here."
She led him to the bar where Sanji was drinking tea from a large mug. TB3 seated himself next to the druggie, who whispered. "Special formula." He winked, and TB3 poured himself some of the drink.
Back near the dancefloor, ThePepsiPiper found AngelBolt sitting alone. He approached her. "Hey AngelBolt, I was..." He started, but was cut off by the girl. "I thought you'd never ask!!" She grabbed the speechless ThePepsiPiper and dragged him off to dance.
At the crime scene, The BB of C checked his watch. A large amount of time had passed. "Shit, where the fuck is Piper and that shovel chick?!" As soon as he said this, a man dressed in black stepped by the body. "Need some help?" Agent_Marquez said.
"Finally!"
Marquez proposed something to The BB of C. "Go off to party, I'll handle the corpse". He left Marquez with Hidushikai's rotting corpse.
Back at Erynn's house, a wet t-shirt contest was being held by the pool. The contestants were Blueyedblonde, Trillinka, Lani and rachelkawaii. All of them dancing to Daddy Yankee's song while DL and BAB are dropping water on their shirts, making the crowd go wild and cheering loudly for them.
TB3 came back from consuming drugs. Seeing the girls on a wet t-shirt contest totally drove him crazy. "Strip yourself down, bitches!!" Out of nowhere, a beer bottle was swung to his head, knocking him down.
TL looked upon him. "That'll calm the prick down. Now let's auction the girls".
Many agreed with him. "Hell yeah!!"
Lani knew she had no way out of this. "Oh shit, I'm getting boned anyways..."
Back at the dancefloor, many were taking their chances to dance dirty, given that reggaeton dancing is similar to sexual moves, which led the lust to escalate. But the lust ended when the song was over.
[Get your freak on with your new booty! Listen to "Ms. New Booty" from Bubba Sparxxx.]
Stonecreek was walking the sides of the dancefloor as the new song started, carrying cans of beer in his arms. He had already given about five to x1 and his girl, and was offering it quite loudly to the other dancers.
Skysong and NeoDude0 didn't need any booze; they were getting dirty on their own free will. "You don't need a new booty." NeoDude said to Sky.
The very drunk couple nearby, x1 and Yizzy laughed at NeoDude's words. "Shut it!" NeoDude retorted, and x1 resumed dry humping his girl.
Rodrincubus and Mewberries151 were dancing beside them, and Mew caught Rodri eyeing the kids dancing. "Go ahead..." Mew said, knowing what he was thinking. "Yay for coked tea!" Rodri yelled.
Mew was amused. "What?"
Writing: Agent Marquez.
Video production: x1 (On Stand-by).
Process making eyewitnessed by: Lotho, RoDrInCuBuS, Sanji and TB3.
[Move your hips to the rhythm of Shakira… and you’ll know when to love someone because the “Hips Don’t Lie”… Hips Don’t Lie, Shakira feat. Wyclef Jean]
Most of the Lyoko Freak members were moving their hips to the rhythm of Shakira’s song, while others were staring at TB3 after he told his friends about a unfortunate event that happened to him.
“Hahaha… no shit? Seriously?” Stonecreek wondered about something YDV had to say.
“Yeah, some transvestites gave TB3 head. One of them faked their name to Lani, so that was the catch…” YDV explained, while cracking up as well as the people who listened to him.
“Holy shit, dude. And I was close to win…” DL stated. “Phew…”
The transvestites appeared in front of the guys. TB3 turned his back on them as his friends started to laugh at them.
Lani walked by the scene and noticed a white fluid on one of the transvestite’s face. She licked it off, grinned at TB3 and walked away leaving the guys a bit surprised.
Stonecreek cracked up while drinking a vodka shot. “Now you can say she gave you head, pal.” He said that right after he laughed.
Meanwhile, Lotho was talking to wartonchan near the pool.
Wartonchan was drooling at the Lyoko Freak girls while having a smoke from the Cannabis that he snatched from somebody else. “I love this party, dude. Free from TechLinks, and look at all the awesome babes.”
Lotho agreed. “Yeah, they’re sexy.” By his own instinct, he left Wartonchan to get himself a drink at the bar.
The barman was attending Star Way, handing her a drink. “Here’s your Martini”.
Lotho reached the bar. “Give me whatever she’s having”, he said.
“Copycat”, Star Way replied. She looked at him again. “You’re not that bad looking, you know?”
The barman’s mind was another thought. She’s pretty much hammered.
“Thanks Star”. Lotho winked one eye, Star Way grinned.
Meanwhile, several people were dancing near the pool. KarinBerry and Skorpigeist were a bit close by the edge of the pool. They kissed on the lips.
Sanji, Osiris and TL were sitting on chairs staring at the kissing couple.
“I feel so bloody tempted to knock those bastards down to the pool” Sanji said, while enjoying a cigarette.
TL stood up and yelled at Sanji. “Go for it, mate! Nothing fucking stops you tonight!”
Sanji quickly ran towards the couple and sent them falling towards the pool with a flying kick. But he landed near the edge of the pool with one foot.
“Man, there he goes” Carth_upon_a_star pointed out at Sanji losing control to avoid falling into the swimming pool.
Sanji was holding on with one foot. “Fuck me…” Out from nowhere, help came on his way.
“Take my hand” Tekirai handed over his right hand, but didn’t hold the British strong enough. Both landed on the water, provoking laughter among those who were near the pool.
“Hahaha!” Darkborn was laughing in front of Sanji’s face. A foot on his butt sent the kid over the pool.
“Kicking ass is kickass!” Lani grinned, after stretching her foot to knock down Darkborn.
YDV hugged Lani from her behind. “You win at life!”
Meanwhile at the dancing floor, everybody was observing Katie dancing on the top of a table.
“Goddamn, she is hot!” DL yelled while admiring Katie’s belly dancer moves at the top of the table and smashing his beer chop at the table.
Suddenly, many people started to throw dollar bills at Katie. She wasn’t noticing it yet, but Morgan was starting to pick them up.
TB3 interrogated Morgan. “What’s with you taking her cash away?”
Morgan glared at the British and answered his question. “None of your damn business, you dope”.
LadyChaos walked towards them offering drinks. TB3 picked Appleton and Morgan took sake.
Meanwhile, The BB of C and ThePepsiPiper were figuring out how to get rid of Hidushikai’s corpse.
The BB of C asked the obvious. “Where do we hide him?”
ThePepsiPiper was looking at the garden. “6 feet under the garden could do it”.
The BB of C agreed with him. “Yeah, I don’t think Erynn unburies stuff”
“Let me get AngelBolt and we’ll bring up some shovels” ThePepsiPiper left Hidushikai’s murderer to find the shovel girl.
[Ice Cold for your drinks... Ice Cold for the party!! Hey Ya, from Outkast. Listen and read...]
A new song began to play, bringing over several people to dance to it while it lasted… but some were disgusted at that song.
Rodri ranted briefly. “Goddamn Outkast… that song really sucks!”
Darkborn agreed with him. “Yeah… goddamn thing was playing all over around.”
Rodri noticed Darkborn’s clothes. “So how was the pool, anyways?”
Darkborn glared at him. “Don’t even ask.”
“Whatever.” Rodri stood up and walked, but got a glomp from Mewberries, ending with them dancing together, despite that Rodri hated this song.
Near the kitchen, Star Way and Lotho were talking to each other.
“So what’s up for tonight?” Lotho asked. Star Way sat on his lap, pumping her arms around him and grinning at him.
Some by-passers looked at the couple. Some amused, others surprised and some other people understood that Star Way was drunk and horny.
LyoKoHaCk stared in astonishment at Erynn sitting on Lotho’s lap.
“Motherfucker!!” He yelled. “Goddamn, I can’t believe that geek’s gonna get his way with Erynn.”
NeoDude0 sighed. “She’s drunk”
LyoKoHacK asked. “Oh, really?”
“Ya, really.”
Paige approached Hack. “Hey Hackie, wassup?” Right away, the black teenager grabbed Paige and made out quickly with her.
Meanwhile, x1 and Yizzy were dancing by the dance floor, just like Skysong and NeoDude0 and other couples dancing and drinking as well.
To some people’s surprise, Odd675 and Numbuh came down the ladders. Both seemed to be happy with each other. LadyChaos grabbed Numbuh’s hand and asked her a question.
“How was he in bed?”
Numbuh 7 replied. “He was a sex junkie with an insatiable habit.”
Odd675 felt really happy. “Sex relieves tension, love causes it.”
Virtualized STI was very drunk. “You get bored after too much sex with your girlfriend. It's like a kid with a toy. When he first gets it, he spends all day with it. Then after he breaks it in, it's not fun anymore, so he finds another toy.” That earned him a kick in the balls from Numbuh 7.
She cursed at him. “Prick.” Then, she wandered off with the Chilean guy.
Meanwhile, on the second floor, Ransomed Heart and Little Vili were lying on the bed. A used condom was seen on the floor. Vili was apparently happy, but Ransomed Heart was rather terrified and disgusted.
Vili leaned towards Ray. “Is there something wrong, Ray?”
Ray replied to him. “Vili, I like it when people have sex with me.” Vili grinned. “But great sex is great, but bad sex is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.”
Vili was a bit surprised by Ray’s words. “When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.”
Ray pouted. “Like hell you know.” She whispered to herself. "Damn virgin"
Vili was a bit lost. “Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.” That made Ray leave the bed in frustration.
[Time for some reggaeton… “Rompe” from Daddy Yankee. Listen to it and dance to it!]
Back in the kitchen, the group of people watching the drunk couple grew. Star Way was smashed to the point that her shirt was tossed on the floor, and she was madly making out with Lothofoxburr. "Oh...fuck me!" She said while taking a short breath.
"Gladly." Lotho replied, picking her up off her feet and carrying her somewhere private.
The crowd started to dissolve, and Paige and LyoKoHaCk took the seat the couple before them had been making love in. Paige cooed to the boy. "You're actually quite attractive."
A very drunk LyoKoHaCk responded. "Oh, that's so sweet, you hoe!" And before she could say anything else, he kissed her again.
Meanwhile, TB3 was mysteriously rummaging through Erynn's house. He was lifting up the couch, much to the dismay of the people sitting in it, when Morgan walked in the room. "What the hell are you doing?" She yelled. TB3 instantly dropped the couch, blushing. He grabbed Morgan's arm and dragged her into the other room. "I'm kinda...looking for something." He stated.
"No shit. What is it? ...Drugs?" He nodded. "Why didn't you just say so? Right over here."
She led him to the bar where Sanji was drinking tea from a large mug. TB3 seated himself next to the druggie, who whispered. "Special formula." He winked, and TB3 poured himself some of the drink.
Back near the dancefloor, ThePepsiPiper found AngelBolt sitting alone. He approached her. "Hey AngelBolt, I was..." He started, but was cut off by the girl. "I thought you'd never ask!!" She grabbed the speechless ThePepsiPiper and dragged him off to dance.
At the crime scene, The BB of C checked his watch. A large amount of time had passed. "Shit, where the fuck is Piper and that shovel chick?!" As soon as he said this, a man dressed in black stepped by the body. "Need some help?" Agent_Marquez said.
"Finally!"
Marquez proposed something to The BB of C. "Go off to party, I'll handle the corpse". He left Marquez with Hidushikai's rotting corpse.
Back at Erynn's house, a wet t-shirt contest was being held by the pool. The contestants were Blueyedblonde, Trillinka, Lani and rachelkawaii. All of them dancing to Daddy Yankee's song while DL and BAB are dropping water on their shirts, making the crowd go wild and cheering loudly for them.
TB3 came back from consuming drugs. Seeing the girls on a wet t-shirt contest totally drove him crazy. "Strip yourself down, bitches!!" Out of nowhere, a beer bottle was swung to his head, knocking him down.
TL looked upon him. "That'll calm the prick down. Now let's auction the girls".
Many agreed with him. "Hell yeah!!"
Lani knew she had no way out of this. "Oh shit, I'm getting boned anyways..."
Back at the dancefloor, many were taking their chances to dance dirty, given that reggaeton dancing is similar to sexual moves, which led the lust to escalate. But the lust ended when the song was over.
[Get your freak on with your new booty! Listen to "Ms. New Booty" from Bubba Sparxxx.]
Stonecreek was walking the sides of the dancefloor as the new song started, carrying cans of beer in his arms. He had already given about five to x1 and his girl, and was offering it quite loudly to the other dancers.
Skysong and NeoDude0 didn't need any booze; they were getting dirty on their own free will. "You don't need a new booty." NeoDude said to Sky.
The very drunk couple nearby, x1 and Yizzy laughed at NeoDude's words. "Shut it!" NeoDude retorted, and x1 resumed dry humping his girl.
Rodrincubus and Mewberries151 were dancing beside them, and Mew caught Rodri eyeing the kids dancing. "Go ahead..." Mew said, knowing what he was thinking. "Yay for coked tea!" Rodri yelled.
Mew was amused. "What?"