Chapter X - In/Out
[While the tourists are boarding the airplane ready to a new destination, some of them are cumming on their seats and they don't care mucho.... Here We Kum (Molotov), the song that the tourists are listening inside the airplane]
Back on the airplane, Morgan was still in the middle of telling her story to her captive audience.
"That rocks, girl!! Keep telling more," Trikninja urged her on.
Vertig73 touched his stomach, feeling it growling and making other unpleasant noises. "I need to go to the bathroom." He rose to his feet and shuffled down the crammed aisle towards the rear of the plane.
"Whatever. Let me continue the smexycore story," Morgan said with a smile. Other tourists were leaning to listen in now, clearly interested. "Well.."
[While things are getting nasty between these gorgeous girls, it's time to notice that this act of love isn't just "Love Fool" (The Cardigans)... but these girls don't give a fuck about knocking themselves out at a loud volume. Pay attention, read & review!]
Erynn blinked wide at Morgan's bleeding wrists. "Morgan! For God's sake, no blood for me now..."
The other girl smiled slightly, moving in to kiss at Erynn's neck. "Sorry, dear.." Erynn forgave her quickly, beginning to unbutton Morgan's blouse. "Nice move.."
Erynn was drunk as hell by this point, tossing an empty sake bottle at the wall with a crash. She ignored the shattering as he moved lower on Morgan, mouth making a teasing trail to her bellybutton piercing."Yeah, biatch..."
"Nice," Morgan repeated. She enjoyed Erynn's attentions for a moment before guiding her head lower. "Tease me, hoe.." Erynn nodded her head before focusing on the body before her, licking at Morgan's clitoris.
"Is it good," she asked, her voice slightly muffled as the licking continued.
A delighted moan came back in response. "Keep it going.."
The voice of Erynn's stepmother drifted through the house. "Erynn, turn down the volume!! Too loud..."
"Shit, my stepmother... damn bitch..." Erynn dashed back into the closet for a quick change of clothes as Morgan hastily tucked the whip away back in her backpack.
The bedroom door opened as Erynn's stepmom arrived. She looked around the room, noticing only the loud music and the two sake bottles, one of which was broken. "Erynn, no more nasty behaviour or I'm telling your father," she warned darkly before shutting the door and leaving the girls alone again.
Erynn stuck her head out of the closet. "Bitch..." She emerged, dressed again. "Anyways, Mexico's in a few days."
Morgan rolled her eyes at the bedroom door. "You know... fuck it, Mexico's gonna be the Morgan and Erynn love nest!!" She leaned over to kiss the other girl again.
Alpha-Omega grinned wickedly. "Hehe... wicked shit."
Osiris had a similar grin on his face. "Wonderful. I can see a hell of a party later!"
Chibi shook her head at the story."Damn stepmotherfucker!! Parents always interrupting the fun stuff."
Team Lyoko nodded sagely. " Indeed, Chibi. If I can tell about TB3's ex-" He was cut off sharply, voice turning to a strange gurgle as TB3 grabbed him by the neck fiercely.
"Wanna live?" TB3 snapped at his sibling. Team Lyoko nodded his head almost frantically, producing more inhuman sounds from his throat. "Good boy." TB3 released him.
"Good boy..." Mandaz repeated slowly. "Hey, that's what I call my dog."
Laughter chortled around them, but was cut silent when the pilot's voice come over the intercom, annoucing that all passengers should fasten their seat belts for takeoff.
Alpha-Omega glanced back towards the bathrooms. "Poor vertig... he'll knock himself off in the plane when it takes off."
"Not to mention he's had a dildo stuffed behind his arse since Mandaz's party," TL added with a snicker.
Osiris sat up sharply, leaning forward to make sure he had heard right. "Holy fuck. Since when?"
Trikninja shook his head, laughing slightly. "Two weeks with a dildo behind his arse? Not even Jar Jar Binks could be so bloody stupid enough to not notice that."
"Haha... he didn't said anything about a dildo yet, so..." Mandaz ended with a shrug.
"I didn't know vertig was gay," Chibi chimed in.
Morgan settled back in her seat, looking interested. "This I gotta hear.."
"I know about that thing, mate," Alpha-Omega said gallantly. "Allow me to tell it.."
[While the brits were getting stoned during that night at Mandaz's house, they were listening to "Last Night" from The Strokes]
Back at Mandaz's party, it was just after the Brits had gotten news about the tvtome party that was about to take place.
Odd-Like-Me held a hand out. "Hand me that ice bag."
Unquestioning, HvonM handed it to him as Trikninja looked over. "What are you gonna do with that?"
Odd-Like-Me looked at him as though he was stupid. "Hello? My testicles got stomped!!" He placed the bag of ice to his crotch almost protectively.
"The tea's good," vertig mumbled, suddenly passing out on the couch, much to the surprise of the others.
Mandaz sighed. "Okay, someone take him to a bed."
TB3 looked at his brother, gesturing to vertig's prone form. "Bitch, please."
Team Lyoko was so stone by now that he had already forgotten his earlier fight with his brother. "What? Don't interrupt my bloody tea drinking, prick."
Unaffected, TB3 simply changed the command. "Please fuck his ass, bitch."
It was then they realized just how stoned TL really was... "Damn right I will!"
"Shit, he's going for it," HvonM exclaimed.
Morgan interrupted the story. "Anal sex rocks hardcore!!"
Trikninja had taken the seat next to Chibi, and slipped his arm around her now in a hug. "I'll get Chibi darling for tonight, right baby?"
He didn't receive an answer because just then the plane began to rumble forward on the runway. "Hey, the plane's gonna take off," Chibi informed them all.
People began to buckle their seatbelts as Ransomed_Heart and LothoFoxburr sat, still deep in conversation.
"You talked to your friends from Tech Links?" Ransomed_Heart leaned over to peer at the laptop screen, voice worried.
Lotho snapped it shut. "Just with wartonchan. And I came to the conclusion that we'll need Erynn's account to erase the thread. Or maybe x1 and Yizzy, since it was done at Big Kids Only."
RH nodded her head. "Or maybe Katie, since she's now at the Admin rank. Oh dear, I'm worried that everybody will get to see that.."
"Only Osiris did, I think," Lotho assured her.
"Phew. And no way in hell I'm gonna trust x1 first. He's already crazy with Yizzy and other stuff I've seen from BKO. I was online 24/7 at LF before that night. No one else was online, if I remember correctly." Ransomed_Heart thought hard for a moment in case she had forgotten someone else.
"Hey, now that I remember, Misha was also there. But unless she regained BKO access... Nah, I don't think she could see it." Lotho brushed that off, unconcerned.
Ransomed_Heart sighed in relief. "Thank goodness her BKO access was removed. But I'm still worried in case any other idiot reads that thread."
"I forgot to check the Usergroup list in case it was updated," Lotho realized suddenly.
"Oh dear.." RH trailed off.
Chibi leaned over, having caught the end of the conversation. "If you think that's the only problem, think about Triki. He wants to fuck my ass!!"
"Your business, not ours," Lotho said dryly.
"Damn. Anyways, you got some way to erase that thread?"
Lotho laughed nervously. "To kidnap Erynn, x1 or Yizzy."
Chibi shook her head. "We're fucked, man."
"Sad, but true," Ransomed_Heart agreed.
Meanwhile, while the cyber trio was dealing with their own business, Alpha-Omega was eager to continue with his story. "You're gonna like this thing, Morgan," he promised.
"You mind if I continue it," Team Lyoko asked.
"Sure.," Alpha-Omega consented. "You were the one who shoved the dildo straight up his hiney."
Team Lyoko dragged vertig73's limp body into Mandaz's room. He hoisted the other boy onto the bed, and then began rooting around in Mandaz's things. Searching a drawer he came up with a vibrator. "A vibrator? That explains the lack of a boyfriend."
Alpha-Omega walked in, smiling when he saw what TL had in his hands. "Wicked. Now find her lubricant and a condom. Let me get my camera." He left the room for a moment to go find the camera.
"No lube around here." Team Lyoko snatched a condom, but before I could put it on the vibrator he noticed something interesting on the floor that caught his attention. " Hmm... this shall be totally rocking." He picked up the small car toy and placed it inside the condom and then stretched the condom over the vibrator, creating once big and slightly grotesque package to shove into vertig's ass. "Bollocks, the things I've should have tried with Rhys."
He smiled as Alpha-Omega returned with a Canon camera. Go for it, mate. We’re showing this on the net later."
"Do you have a glove?" TL glanced at the "cameraman".
Alpha picked up a pair of underwear off the floor, sniffing it delicately before passing the undergarments to Team Lyoko. "No, but this could do it."
"Okay then." Team Lyoko yanked down the face-down vertig's jeans unceremoniously as Alpha-Omega hovered off to the side slightly with the camera in hand. "Have it your way, vertig." He shoved the vibrator past the unconscious boy's rectum, moving it in and out as the camera made almost frantic clicking sounds, capturing the fact that vertig wasn't reacting at all.
Alpha-Omega glanced next to vertig on the bed. "Hey, what's this remote for?" He picked it up and pressed a random button and the vibrator seemed to spring to life, nearly causing TL to drop it. "Awesome. Now place it entirely through his butthole." Team Lyoko did so, shoving hard to get it all the way in. "Unbelievable that he shows no reaction to the vibrations inside his arse..." Alpha smashed the remote control, leaving no way to turn the vibrator off now.
"Bloody hell... non-stop vibrations," Team Lyoko said in awe.
"Bloody hell," Alpha-Omega echoed. "The Sun will have it on their front page."
Team Lyoko got a far-off look in his eye, imagining it. "Outraging rape. Victim didn’t show a reaction at all," he proclaimed, and Alpha-Omega laughed.
Alpha-Omega pulled of the camera showing the pictures to Morgan proudly. "Hardcore," the girl exclaimed.
Osiris grumbled to himself. "Shit, I should had ditched my father's funeral. A great opoortunity I missed to drain the pain." He sighed.
Trikninja just laughed, leaning to try and see the pictures too. "Haha. Vertig's arse will be seriously messed up, mate."
Team Lyoko snorted disdainfully. "Will be? It is already messed up."
TB3 glanced back again to try and see if vertig was returning yet. "I think he went to the bathroom to take a dump."
That caused Mandaz to laugh. "Damn... the thought of it is bugging the hell out of me. And damn, I’ll buy new underwear..."
Trikninja changed the subject, his thoughts moving on to something else. "Something tells me Hiro... it’s Werwek, right?"
"Werwek, Hiroshi... it’s the same shit," Morgan replied without looking up from the pictures.
By this point, LothoFoxburr, Ransomed_Heart and Chibi stopped discussing their problem and had tuned into the group conversation once again.
Trikninja was still talking. "Oh... as I saying, something tells me that his mansion might include a pool."
"Pool party? Awesome..." Ransomed_Heart said.
Chibi nodded sagely. "I think Erynn told me it was going to have a pool party too, so yeah..."
Mandaz smiled. "Okay, I’ll buy a new bikini."
"Naked is the way..." TB3 suggested.
Team Lyoko chortled. "Not for you." Laughter echoed through the plane.
[Life won't be charmed for erikamisha anymore... neither a semi-charmed kinda life... not a little bit... Third Eye Blind, "Semi-charmed Life"]
Back at the Mexican airport, Blue Armor Boy, GradeA and Dan&SandwichBoy were on the computer browsing through Star Way's Code Lyoko forum, LyokoFreak.
GradeA muttered darkly, signing out of his account with a sigh. "I don't have access to Big Kids Only. Stupid midget admin doesn't let me in."
Blue Armor Boy grinned at the others. "But I can." He logged into Lyoko Freak. "This is weird. No one posted since last week... except on BKO." He clicked into BKO, looking around at the threads. "Dammit, not even a single fucking thread has been spammed!!" He noticed a new thread, the most recent one on the list. "Ransomed_Heart's Lonely Island? I've never seen this before." He clicked on it and began reading and scrolling through it. "What the fuck?"
GradeA pushed his chair back. "Nasty... I think I need to go to the bathroom." He rose to his feet, making a quick exit.
Dan&SandwichBoy nodded in agreement, clutching at his stomach. "Same here..."
Loud vomiting sounds were heard from the bathroom when both boys were inside.
"Freaking cybersex session..." Blue Armor Boy grabbed a glass of scotch near him and drank it in one gulp.
"You bastard, you swallowed my scotch," an old man shouted in anger. BAB spats it into his face, and the old man headed off to the bathroom, grumbling the whole way.
Blue Armor Boy continued to read. "Damn... Hahaha, LothoFoxburr's a cyber virgin... oh my God, this thread's awesome. GradeA, Dan... get your asses back here!"
Dan&SandwichBoy's voice drifted from the bathroom indignantly. "God no! Too much information..."
GradeA did return though. "I'm okay now. Man, I need to get BKO access."
"Just ask Erynn at the party," Blue Armor Boy suggested.
"Good idea," GradeA agreed. "Now how do I get her drunk?"
"Rapist alert..." Dan&SanwhichBoy returned from the bathroom, looking a little pale.
Blue Armor Boy pondered for a moment. "Let me think about this." Before he could say something though, Katie and her plane group were spotted walking down the airport. "Oh, there's some LF people over there!"
Katie and her group walked around the airport, entering the restaurant where GradeA, Blue Armor Boy and Dan&SandwichBoy were eating.
JeanGrey rubbed her stomach for emphasis. "I'm hungry. I need nachos and Seven-Up."
"I'll have some Bailey's instead. Not to mention all the booze in my suitcase for the party," Stonecreek announced.
Blue Armor Boy waved them over, interrupting their conversation. "Hey... which one of you is Erynn's best friend?"
Katie raised her hand. "Hey sweetie, I am. Why?"
"How do you get Erynn drunk?" GradeA peered around BAB, going straight to the point.
Katie glared at him. "What the fuck? Stupid moron... how can you..."
Skysong interrupted her. "Try going to the party as Santa Claus. She'll kiss you to death, x1 knows very well about that." She paused to giggle a little. "The thought is priceless."
GradeA looked thoughtful. "Santa Claus? Disturbed woman."
Katie brandished her fist. "Watch your mouth with Erynn, you punk."
GradeA didn't seem impressed. In fact, he just shook his head knowingly. "When women have weird dreams, they always come messed up. Then when they can't distinguish between a bird and a elephant..."
Katie's group wondered collectively if GradeA was stoned... Blue Armor Boy backed away from GradeA, trying to make people believe he didn't know him.
Doggiegal rolled her eyes finally. "Shut up. And for the love of God, learn to..." She trailed off as she noticed the PC. "Hey, is that LF?" Randomly, Darth Ferfer was drinking a Pepsi, but out of nowhere he jumped near the table and knocked it down , making the pc monitor break in pieces and spilling the soda on the computer. Doggiegal shook her head. "Drunken fool."
Darth Ferfer was scrambling away, pointing at the cat on Blue Armor Boy's shoulder with his index finger accusingly. "Hey, that cat scratched my ass!"
Blue Armor Boy smiled at the cat. "Bubba! The cat moved towards his left shoulder and licks his left ear. "Pretty kitty, kitty, kitty..." He kissed it affectionately.
Stonecreek stared numbly for a moment. "$50 says he fingers the cat at Hiro's party."
JeanGrey had a look on her face that mirrored Stonecreek's. "$50 says the cat cums on his face first."
Stonecreek nodded. "Deal."
erikamisha grinned at the cat. "Oh, that's such a cutie kitty! Can I have him?" She hugged BAB sweetly. "Please?"
"Woman, drop me," Blue Armor Boy warned. Misha let go off him quickly. "Now, here you go." He handed the cat to Misha.
"Awww... pretty cutie kitty... what's his name?" erikamisha cuddled the cat to her body.
Skysong looked at her in exasperation. "Are you deaf? He said it was called Bubba before." In response, the cat leapt to Skysong's right shoulder. "And get that thing out of my face or it's going to the dog pound."
Blue Armor Boy nodded to Skysong's first words. "Yeah, it's called Bubba."
erikamisha cooed softly at the cat. "Hey Bubba..." The cat reacted, leaping towards Misha's head and scratching her left eye. Misha screamed in pain as the blood flowed from the eye. Finally the eye popped out from the left sphenoid, leaving Misha screaming in pain.
Darkborn stared in shock. "Holy shit! Her eye just popped out."
Your De-Virtualization was at a loss for words for a moment. "Damn... well, that was awesome, you know?"
"Oh crap, someone call a doctor..." Katie stared in worry at the screaming girl.
GradeA didn't seem concerned in the slightest. "Can I use her eye to make myself a bling-bling?"
Katie's concern changed to fascination. "Haha, that's awesome." She grabbed Misha's eye. "I should have another eye too!"
erikamisha heard Katie and threw herself to the ground, covering her remaining eye and crying out loud. "NOOOOOOOO!!!! Get away from me!!!!!"
Katie gestured to BAB, whom the cat had retreated to. "Give me that cat, ehmm... what's your name?"
Blue Armor Boy provided his name. "Chase. Or known as Blue Armor Boy at Lyoko Freak."
"I'm Katie." She shook his hand and kissed him on cheek. "Now give me the cat." The cat was handed to her. "Awesome..." She tossed the feline at some random passerby, which turned out to be a pregnant woman. The cat ripped off both eyes from the woman. Katie grabbed both eyes, hand one eye to GradeA. "Oh crap, let's get away from here."
Darkborn nodded. "Yeah, let's drop Misha over there."
Doggiegal shook her head. "Disgracefully, she's underage, so we can't leave her here. Darth, stay with her."
DarthFerfer pouted, point at Misha, who was now rolling in agony. "Hey, I didn't rip her eye apart!"
Your De-Virtualization shrugged before running away with the others. "Get her a doctor, moron."
DarthFerfer glared at their retreating backs. "Goddammit, okay."
[Hiroshi's gonna ride a long way to the airport... but he's gotta pass through a Highway To Hell (AC/DC) to pick up his friends.]
As Hiroshi rode through the dessert streets of Jalisco, he noticed a couple of police cars approaching him from behind. Being the asshole that he is, he simply flipped them off, but failed to notice that their wheels were packing sharp spinning spikes! Only when one of his hobos is violently mutilated and torn as under the spikes he was caught, he does realize the errors of his ways and he decides to whip 'em good!
Taking the whip he had been using to control the hobos, Hiroshi began to whip at the first and nearest car, the one that had killed "Juan número 1." Meanwhile "Juan numero 2" and Paco, two other hobos, swiftly evaded the attacks of the second car. Hiroshi shouted to them and he continued to fight off the first car. "Eat this!". A bullet straight to a policemen's head ended with his car colliding against a wall, killing innocent citizens who were near the car's explosion.
With greater reason, blood, human and animal corpses were lying down the streets due to the wild chase between the police cars and Hiroshi's hobos. Noticing that the cops were after his private Hobo-powered Egyptian Block, Hiroshi ordered his henchmen and hobos to protect it at any cost. Flamethrowers and snipers arised against the cops, leading them to a bloody massacre. Reinforcements from the police were pretty much expected... like the helicopter that just launched a missle towards Hiroshi's hobos.
After murdering twelve cops in several violent ways, Hiroshi sneaked his head from the window, with a rifle aiming towards the policemen's helicopter. "Throw dung my pets... throw dung for your lives!"
And so... dung was thrown, blood was spilled... and the cops finally perished in a sea of poop and fire.
[Dammit (Blink 182)... I can't come up with a good song for this moment.]
Back at the Airport...
bloodyhellrodri85 rose to his feet. "Guys, you know... I wanna explore Jalisco by myself, I'll see you folks at the party or maybe before it..." He walked away from Star Way, Yizzy and the others, while JoeDaHobo seemed to start to wake up.
"What happened?" His voice was slurred, slightly uncertain.
x1 hid a wicked grin. "A monkey came and raped your ass..." JoeDaHobo started checking himself. "Nah, I'm just shitting you... but someone had cummed on your face."
JoeDaHobo freaked out, wiping at his face and staring in horror at the substance he found there. "What the hell?"
Linii-chan rolled her eyes. "That's just the cream from the cappuccino, you moron..."
JoeDaHobo blinked at her, pausing to lick the cream off of his fingers. "Starbucks cummed on my face?"
Star Way slapped a hand to her forehead in exasperation. "Hit him with the goddamn wrench, Linii."
Linii-chan smiled. "Okey dokey..." She grabbed the wrench and...
..Was cut off by JoeDaHobo's shameless begging. "No, no, no! Don't hit me..."
Suddenly, an ambulance car arrived to transport the injured Darklord12 to the hospital. OBoy and Kagetsu followed him, but stopped because they found Linii-chan and the others, who were looking oddly at Darklord12 stuck with the huge mouse trap
x1 rubbed his eyes in shock. "Holy shit... Darklord in a mouse trap?"
"Yeah..." Kagetsu confirmed.
Oboy moved over to talk to Star Way. "Hey, Star darling... what's up?"
Star Way was obviously not very happy. "Hey, Jeff... I'm fine, you?"
OBoy grinned. "Perfect... Mexico, you and me..."
x1 did some quick intervention. "Actually, both are my bitches." He spanked Yizzy and Erynn's butts for emphasis. "You oughta not mess with them, nigga." Star Way nodded her head, and kissed x1 on the lips in front of OBoy's face.
OBoy shrugged. "That's cool... little kid wanna lose his virginity in the best way..."
Linii-chan hid a grin behind her drink. "Actually... he just lost it 10 minutes ago... " She coughed awkwardly. "Telephone booth...."
"Hell yeah, fucka!!" x1 nodded, lighting up a cigar.
Yizzy smiled. "Yeah..." Some sperm drooled from her mouth.
[They'll share the phone booth, yeah! For jah provide the sex... just kidding, y'all... Is This Love? (Bob Marley)]
The phone in the booth where x1 and Yizzy were rang. "Damn it, they always ruin our moment." Yizzy complained.
"I'll handle it." x1 picked up the phone.
Dylan's voice was frantic on the other end. "Hello?! Please help me!! I'm inside a bag heading nowhere with two crazy rapists and-" He cut off as x1 hung up the phone. "Dammit!!"
"Who was it, honey?" Yizzy asked.
x1 shrugged nonchalantly. "Who cares, let's make out passionately!"
x1 and Yizzy started to make out with passion. They each felt the joy of finally being able to touch their long distance soulmate flow through their veins. Both looked at each other’s eyes and knew that they were in love.
Yizzy was beaming at x1. "Stephen, love..." She kissed him hard, tongue moving to explore his mouth.
x1 returned the kiss. "Yeah, dear?" His hands encircled her waist, pulling her closer. Yizzy smiled into his mouth, and the making out continued. x1’s lips moved downwards towards Yizzy’s neck, moving his tongue to her left cheek.
The girl kissed his lips happily. "Stephen..."
While x1 and Yizzy were busy making out in the phone booth..
Star Way used a straw to push the ice around the grace of water she was drinking, feeling a bit jealous of x1 andYizzy. "Damn kids..."
Linii-chan pouted a little. "I wish Hiro was here with me!"
Rodri sat back, unconcerned as he was enjoying a Lucky Strike cigarrete. "Heh... many will get laid tonight. I see this booty call as a little preview of Hiroshi’s party..."
Linii-chan punched the table. "Damn right!! Now, where’s Hiroshi?"
JoeDaHobo stirred a little, waking up. "What happened?" He spotted x1 and Yizzy kissing in the phone booth. "God damn... are we already at Hiroshi’s house?"
"Nah..." Linii-chan told him. "But it’s amusing to see them. I miss Hiro..."
JoeDaHobo grumbled loudly. "You’ve been pining for him since the plane took off. Hell, Trillinka was gonna cut off her ears because of your desperateness."
"I don’t give a damn... where’s Hiro?" Linii-chan continued to pout.
Rodri considered the situation in his mind. Damn Linii... all whiney... and I wanna explore the city... guess I’ll do that after they finish their act. Detouring the conversation, he asked. "Hey Erynn, when's your birthday?"
Erynn looked up from her water. "February 20th, why?"
Linii-chan chimed right in. "That day all the LF people should party at your house. Just like we all are going to do at Hiro's party!"
Erynn laughed, liking the idea. "Haha, that would be awesome."
Rodri nodded. "Yeah girl, we need more parties... and you can get busy with Santa Claus."
"That would be so kick ass," Erynn agreed.
Linii-chan flips randomly her wrench in the air, getting Joe hit in the head and making him miss all the action at the phone booth. Quickly, she points towards the phone booth. "Oh my god, they're going for it!"
Back at the phone booth, things had gotten hotter when x1 removed Yizzy's shirt.
Yizzy watched him staring at her bra. "You got a condom?" Her voice was hopeful.
x1 nodded. "Yea..." He reached and pulled out a condom. "Okay, let's fuck around then..."
Yizzy looked around nervously. "Errh... how about somewhere else?"
Randomly, some people from the airport pushed the telephone booth inside the bathroom.
"Better," Yizzy said with satisfaction.
x1 breathed, looking at Yizzy’s smile as she peeled down his pants. "Nice, dear..." Yizzy kept going, pulling down his underwear, and holding his penis with her right hand. "Better..."
x1 removed her pants quickly, then her underwear, hands circling around Yizzy to squeeze her ass and push her closer to him so she was pressing right up to him. She moaned as he kissed her hard and passionately, showing her how bad he wanted her as a finger pressed into her rear entrance.
He put on the condom, unable to wait any longer, and Yizzy turned around to show him how she wanted it. He slipped up behind her, pushing his way into her ass, slowly at first, hearing her delighted sounds. Then the pace picked up, falling into a hard, fast rhythm. Yizzy moaned loudly, as x1 held her by the waist and kept drilling into her.
"Who's your daddy, Yis? Who's yo daddy," x1 purred, kissing her neck, exciting Yizzy even more and causing her to moan louder. He reached around with one hand to play with her clit, never once relenting as he drove into her. With a moan of pleasure he came inside her. Yizzy came too, calling his name in pleasure as she rode it out.
Finally, to end things up, x1 knew it was his eyaculation moment. Quickly, he lets go of Yizzy, removes the condom and delivers to his girlfriend the money shot. "Delicious", Yizzy pouted as she was smoking x1's sausage, licking and sucking it continuedly.
OBoy backed away, holding his hands up as though to ward them off. "You people are nuts... see ya at the party later. Erynn, no matter what, our time is tonight!!"
x1 rolled his eyes as Oboy left. "Whatever..."
"Gotta buy the stuff for tonight... yeah baby, our night is coming!!" Oboy pranced away.
Star Way hugged x1 tightly, rubbing a bit of tears from her eyes. "You're my hero, Stephen." x1 hugged Erynn back, but dropped her after Yizzy glares at her. "Yizzy, it was a normal hug."
[LyoKoHaCk has high hopes to get a Lapdance (N.E.R.D.) from Star Way... but Numbuh 7's also expecting to get laid as well.]
As Katie predicted before, more LF people are indeed arriving to Mexico. LyoKoHaCk, ODDsODesey, bduddy, animenologist and Numbuh 7 just walked off of a plane.
bduddy cheered. "Yay, we arrived at last! Now, how do we reach Hiroshi's spot?"
ODDsODesey shrugged. "Probably we'll find an ex-Tomer around there."
animenologist agreed. "Yeah, surest thing I'll expect is a real good anime debate," he said, which earned him a glare from LyoKoHaCk.
"Dude!!!!" He slapped animenologist. "React, you dumbass. This party is for getting stoned and fuck ass all you want..."
A random tourist broke in. "I'm interested. Where's the party?"
LyoKoHaCk looked down at the ground. "Damn, I don't know yet."
The tourist glared. "Then shut the fuck up. Moron." The guys around him began laughing.
Numbuh 7 was snickering. "The surest thing is that Erynn will bitchslap you..."
LyoKoHaCk puffed out his chest. "Wanna bet I can bang her pussy all night long?"
Numbuh 7 snorted. "Haha. You'll lose."
"How about making ourselves a challenge," LyoKoHaCk dared her.
Numbuh 7 looked intrigued. "Sounds interesting. I'm in. Tell me what should I do."
LyoKoHaCk grinned wickedly at her. "I'll try to shag Erynn for the party, you try getting Blue Armor Boy."
Numbuh 7 blanched. "Heck no. That idiot can have AngelBolt all night long if he wants to."
LyoKoHaCk pondered for a moment. "Then who could you try fucking for the night?"
"Let's see..." Numbuh 7 trailed off, lost in thought.
ODDsODesey came up with an idea. "SamBlob!!" bduddy puked. "Hey, isn't that a challenge?"
Numbuh 7 tried to ignore them. "Hmm..."
animenologist had an idea too. "Edward Elric?"
LyoKoHaCk sighed. "Get a life. And as for Elric, you can hump the FMA fans from LF. Vili, Linii... wait, I got an idea, Numbuh. Try x1!"
"Erynn's single. x1's not," Numbuh 7 reminded him.
"Hey... how about TB3?"
Numbuh 7 shook her head vehemently. "Jesus Christ, fuck no."
bduddy had zoned out, and was clueless about the conversation. "How about me?"
ODDsODesey smiled. "That'd be easy. Go for it right now."
Numbuh 7 shrugged. "Okay..." She unzipped bduddy's pants, but LyoKoHaCk grabbed her hand in order to stop her. "Wanna share?"
LyoKoHaCk shook his head. "I said at the party. How about Hiroshi himself?"
ODDsODesey chimed in again. "That guy loves hentai and Foamy like a mother..."
"What the hell does Foamy has to do with getting busy?" LyoKoHaCk asked.
Numbuh 7 sighed. "Sounds like a horny dog to me." She paused to think. "Stonecreek?"
"Sure about him," LyoKoHaCk asked.
Numbuh 7 didn't seem to care. "It's a one-night stand, so after the hangover he won't remember much of the sex."
LyoKoHaCk moved closer to her. "Deal." They kissed on the lips for a good five seconds.
animenologist watched as LyoKoHaCk placed his hands over Numbuh 7's butt. "Guys..."
LyoKoHaCk moved his hands from Numbuh 7's butt quickly. "Just a way to seal our competition."
ODDsODesey broke in again. "Hey, what happens if no one fucks any of your goals?"
LyoKoHaCk dismissed that with a wave of his hand. "We'll talk about it later. I'm tired right now. Plus, I haven't got a boner yet."
animenologist was ignoring LyoKoHaCk. "I've found an hotel to stay for the night. Now let's get there."
Back on the airplane, Morgan was still in the middle of telling her story to her captive audience.
"That rocks, girl!! Keep telling more," Trikninja urged her on.
Vertig73 touched his stomach, feeling it growling and making other unpleasant noises. "I need to go to the bathroom." He rose to his feet and shuffled down the crammed aisle towards the rear of the plane.
"Whatever. Let me continue the smexycore story," Morgan said with a smile. Other tourists were leaning to listen in now, clearly interested. "Well.."
[While things are getting nasty between these gorgeous girls, it's time to notice that this act of love isn't just "Love Fool" (The Cardigans)... but these girls don't give a fuck about knocking themselves out at a loud volume. Pay attention, read & review!]
Erynn blinked wide at Morgan's bleeding wrists. "Morgan! For God's sake, no blood for me now..."
The other girl smiled slightly, moving in to kiss at Erynn's neck. "Sorry, dear.." Erynn forgave her quickly, beginning to unbutton Morgan's blouse. "Nice move.."
Erynn was drunk as hell by this point, tossing an empty sake bottle at the wall with a crash. She ignored the shattering as he moved lower on Morgan, mouth making a teasing trail to her bellybutton piercing."Yeah, biatch..."
"Nice," Morgan repeated. She enjoyed Erynn's attentions for a moment before guiding her head lower. "Tease me, hoe.." Erynn nodded her head before focusing on the body before her, licking at Morgan's clitoris.
"Is it good," she asked, her voice slightly muffled as the licking continued.
A delighted moan came back in response. "Keep it going.."
The voice of Erynn's stepmother drifted through the house. "Erynn, turn down the volume!! Too loud..."
"Shit, my stepmother... damn bitch..." Erynn dashed back into the closet for a quick change of clothes as Morgan hastily tucked the whip away back in her backpack.
The bedroom door opened as Erynn's stepmom arrived. She looked around the room, noticing only the loud music and the two sake bottles, one of which was broken. "Erynn, no more nasty behaviour or I'm telling your father," she warned darkly before shutting the door and leaving the girls alone again.
Erynn stuck her head out of the closet. "Bitch..." She emerged, dressed again. "Anyways, Mexico's in a few days."
Morgan rolled her eyes at the bedroom door. "You know... fuck it, Mexico's gonna be the Morgan and Erynn love nest!!" She leaned over to kiss the other girl again.
Alpha-Omega grinned wickedly. "Hehe... wicked shit."
Osiris had a similar grin on his face. "Wonderful. I can see a hell of a party later!"
Chibi shook her head at the story."Damn stepmotherfucker!! Parents always interrupting the fun stuff."
Team Lyoko nodded sagely. " Indeed, Chibi. If I can tell about TB3's ex-" He was cut off sharply, voice turning to a strange gurgle as TB3 grabbed him by the neck fiercely.
"Wanna live?" TB3 snapped at his sibling. Team Lyoko nodded his head almost frantically, producing more inhuman sounds from his throat. "Good boy." TB3 released him.
"Good boy..." Mandaz repeated slowly. "Hey, that's what I call my dog."
Laughter chortled around them, but was cut silent when the pilot's voice come over the intercom, annoucing that all passengers should fasten their seat belts for takeoff.
Alpha-Omega glanced back towards the bathrooms. "Poor vertig... he'll knock himself off in the plane when it takes off."
"Not to mention he's had a dildo stuffed behind his arse since Mandaz's party," TL added with a snicker.
Osiris sat up sharply, leaning forward to make sure he had heard right. "Holy fuck. Since when?"
Trikninja shook his head, laughing slightly. "Two weeks with a dildo behind his arse? Not even Jar Jar Binks could be so bloody stupid enough to not notice that."
"Haha... he didn't said anything about a dildo yet, so..." Mandaz ended with a shrug.
"I didn't know vertig was gay," Chibi chimed in.
Morgan settled back in her seat, looking interested. "This I gotta hear.."
"I know about that thing, mate," Alpha-Omega said gallantly. "Allow me to tell it.."
[While the brits were getting stoned during that night at Mandaz's house, they were listening to "Last Night" from The Strokes]
Back at Mandaz's party, it was just after the Brits had gotten news about the tvtome party that was about to take place.
Odd-Like-Me held a hand out. "Hand me that ice bag."
Unquestioning, HvonM handed it to him as Trikninja looked over. "What are you gonna do with that?"
Odd-Like-Me looked at him as though he was stupid. "Hello? My testicles got stomped!!" He placed the bag of ice to his crotch almost protectively.
"The tea's good," vertig mumbled, suddenly passing out on the couch, much to the surprise of the others.
Mandaz sighed. "Okay, someone take him to a bed."
TB3 looked at his brother, gesturing to vertig's prone form. "Bitch, please."
Team Lyoko was so stone by now that he had already forgotten his earlier fight with his brother. "What? Don't interrupt my bloody tea drinking, prick."
Unaffected, TB3 simply changed the command. "Please fuck his ass, bitch."
It was then they realized just how stoned TL really was... "Damn right I will!"
"Shit, he's going for it," HvonM exclaimed.
Morgan interrupted the story. "Anal sex rocks hardcore!!"
Trikninja had taken the seat next to Chibi, and slipped his arm around her now in a hug. "I'll get Chibi darling for tonight, right baby?"
He didn't receive an answer because just then the plane began to rumble forward on the runway. "Hey, the plane's gonna take off," Chibi informed them all.
People began to buckle their seatbelts as Ransomed_Heart and LothoFoxburr sat, still deep in conversation.
"You talked to your friends from Tech Links?" Ransomed_Heart leaned over to peer at the laptop screen, voice worried.
Lotho snapped it shut. "Just with wartonchan. And I came to the conclusion that we'll need Erynn's account to erase the thread. Or maybe x1 and Yizzy, since it was done at Big Kids Only."
RH nodded her head. "Or maybe Katie, since she's now at the Admin rank. Oh dear, I'm worried that everybody will get to see that.."
"Only Osiris did, I think," Lotho assured her.
"Phew. And no way in hell I'm gonna trust x1 first. He's already crazy with Yizzy and other stuff I've seen from BKO. I was online 24/7 at LF before that night. No one else was online, if I remember correctly." Ransomed_Heart thought hard for a moment in case she had forgotten someone else.
"Hey, now that I remember, Misha was also there. But unless she regained BKO access... Nah, I don't think she could see it." Lotho brushed that off, unconcerned.
Ransomed_Heart sighed in relief. "Thank goodness her BKO access was removed. But I'm still worried in case any other idiot reads that thread."
"I forgot to check the Usergroup list in case it was updated," Lotho realized suddenly.
"Oh dear.." RH trailed off.
Chibi leaned over, having caught the end of the conversation. "If you think that's the only problem, think about Triki. He wants to fuck my ass!!"
"Your business, not ours," Lotho said dryly.
"Damn. Anyways, you got some way to erase that thread?"
Lotho laughed nervously. "To kidnap Erynn, x1 or Yizzy."
Chibi shook her head. "We're fucked, man."
"Sad, but true," Ransomed_Heart agreed.
Meanwhile, while the cyber trio was dealing with their own business, Alpha-Omega was eager to continue with his story. "You're gonna like this thing, Morgan," he promised.
"You mind if I continue it," Team Lyoko asked.
"Sure.," Alpha-Omega consented. "You were the one who shoved the dildo straight up his hiney."
Team Lyoko dragged vertig73's limp body into Mandaz's room. He hoisted the other boy onto the bed, and then began rooting around in Mandaz's things. Searching a drawer he came up with a vibrator. "A vibrator? That explains the lack of a boyfriend."
Alpha-Omega walked in, smiling when he saw what TL had in his hands. "Wicked. Now find her lubricant and a condom. Let me get my camera." He left the room for a moment to go find the camera.
"No lube around here." Team Lyoko snatched a condom, but before I could put it on the vibrator he noticed something interesting on the floor that caught his attention. " Hmm... this shall be totally rocking." He picked up the small car toy and placed it inside the condom and then stretched the condom over the vibrator, creating once big and slightly grotesque package to shove into vertig's ass. "Bollocks, the things I've should have tried with Rhys."
He smiled as Alpha-Omega returned with a Canon camera. Go for it, mate. We’re showing this on the net later."
"Do you have a glove?" TL glanced at the "cameraman".
Alpha picked up a pair of underwear off the floor, sniffing it delicately before passing the undergarments to Team Lyoko. "No, but this could do it."
"Okay then." Team Lyoko yanked down the face-down vertig's jeans unceremoniously as Alpha-Omega hovered off to the side slightly with the camera in hand. "Have it your way, vertig." He shoved the vibrator past the unconscious boy's rectum, moving it in and out as the camera made almost frantic clicking sounds, capturing the fact that vertig wasn't reacting at all.
Alpha-Omega glanced next to vertig on the bed. "Hey, what's this remote for?" He picked it up and pressed a random button and the vibrator seemed to spring to life, nearly causing TL to drop it. "Awesome. Now place it entirely through his butthole." Team Lyoko did so, shoving hard to get it all the way in. "Unbelievable that he shows no reaction to the vibrations inside his arse..." Alpha smashed the remote control, leaving no way to turn the vibrator off now.
"Bloody hell... non-stop vibrations," Team Lyoko said in awe.
"Bloody hell," Alpha-Omega echoed. "The Sun will have it on their front page."
Team Lyoko got a far-off look in his eye, imagining it. "Outraging rape. Victim didn’t show a reaction at all," he proclaimed, and Alpha-Omega laughed.
Alpha-Omega pulled of the camera showing the pictures to Morgan proudly. "Hardcore," the girl exclaimed.
Osiris grumbled to himself. "Shit, I should had ditched my father's funeral. A great opoortunity I missed to drain the pain." He sighed.
Trikninja just laughed, leaning to try and see the pictures too. "Haha. Vertig's arse will be seriously messed up, mate."
Team Lyoko snorted disdainfully. "Will be? It is already messed up."
TB3 glanced back again to try and see if vertig was returning yet. "I think he went to the bathroom to take a dump."
That caused Mandaz to laugh. "Damn... the thought of it is bugging the hell out of me. And damn, I’ll buy new underwear..."
Trikninja changed the subject, his thoughts moving on to something else. "Something tells me Hiro... it’s Werwek, right?"
"Werwek, Hiroshi... it’s the same shit," Morgan replied without looking up from the pictures.
By this point, LothoFoxburr, Ransomed_Heart and Chibi stopped discussing their problem and had tuned into the group conversation once again.
Trikninja was still talking. "Oh... as I saying, something tells me that his mansion might include a pool."
"Pool party? Awesome..." Ransomed_Heart said.
Chibi nodded sagely. "I think Erynn told me it was going to have a pool party too, so yeah..."
Mandaz smiled. "Okay, I’ll buy a new bikini."
"Naked is the way..." TB3 suggested.
Team Lyoko chortled. "Not for you." Laughter echoed through the plane.
[Life won't be charmed for erikamisha anymore... neither a semi-charmed kinda life... not a little bit... Third Eye Blind, "Semi-charmed Life"]
Back at the Mexican airport, Blue Armor Boy, GradeA and Dan&SandwichBoy were on the computer browsing through Star Way's Code Lyoko forum, LyokoFreak.
GradeA muttered darkly, signing out of his account with a sigh. "I don't have access to Big Kids Only. Stupid midget admin doesn't let me in."
Blue Armor Boy grinned at the others. "But I can." He logged into Lyoko Freak. "This is weird. No one posted since last week... except on BKO." He clicked into BKO, looking around at the threads. "Dammit, not even a single fucking thread has been spammed!!" He noticed a new thread, the most recent one on the list. "Ransomed_Heart's Lonely Island? I've never seen this before." He clicked on it and began reading and scrolling through it. "What the fuck?"
GradeA pushed his chair back. "Nasty... I think I need to go to the bathroom." He rose to his feet, making a quick exit.
Dan&SandwichBoy nodded in agreement, clutching at his stomach. "Same here..."
Loud vomiting sounds were heard from the bathroom when both boys were inside.
"Freaking cybersex session..." Blue Armor Boy grabbed a glass of scotch near him and drank it in one gulp.
"You bastard, you swallowed my scotch," an old man shouted in anger. BAB spats it into his face, and the old man headed off to the bathroom, grumbling the whole way.
Blue Armor Boy continued to read. "Damn... Hahaha, LothoFoxburr's a cyber virgin... oh my God, this thread's awesome. GradeA, Dan... get your asses back here!"
Dan&SandwichBoy's voice drifted from the bathroom indignantly. "God no! Too much information..."
GradeA did return though. "I'm okay now. Man, I need to get BKO access."
"Just ask Erynn at the party," Blue Armor Boy suggested.
"Good idea," GradeA agreed. "Now how do I get her drunk?"
"Rapist alert..." Dan&SanwhichBoy returned from the bathroom, looking a little pale.
Blue Armor Boy pondered for a moment. "Let me think about this." Before he could say something though, Katie and her plane group were spotted walking down the airport. "Oh, there's some LF people over there!"
Katie and her group walked around the airport, entering the restaurant where GradeA, Blue Armor Boy and Dan&SandwichBoy were eating.
JeanGrey rubbed her stomach for emphasis. "I'm hungry. I need nachos and Seven-Up."
"I'll have some Bailey's instead. Not to mention all the booze in my suitcase for the party," Stonecreek announced.
Blue Armor Boy waved them over, interrupting their conversation. "Hey... which one of you is Erynn's best friend?"
Katie raised her hand. "Hey sweetie, I am. Why?"
"How do you get Erynn drunk?" GradeA peered around BAB, going straight to the point.
Katie glared at him. "What the fuck? Stupid moron... how can you..."
Skysong interrupted her. "Try going to the party as Santa Claus. She'll kiss you to death, x1 knows very well about that." She paused to giggle a little. "The thought is priceless."
GradeA looked thoughtful. "Santa Claus? Disturbed woman."
Katie brandished her fist. "Watch your mouth with Erynn, you punk."
GradeA didn't seem impressed. In fact, he just shook his head knowingly. "When women have weird dreams, they always come messed up. Then when they can't distinguish between a bird and a elephant..."
Katie's group wondered collectively if GradeA was stoned... Blue Armor Boy backed away from GradeA, trying to make people believe he didn't know him.
Doggiegal rolled her eyes finally. "Shut up. And for the love of God, learn to..." She trailed off as she noticed the PC. "Hey, is that LF?" Randomly, Darth Ferfer was drinking a Pepsi, but out of nowhere he jumped near the table and knocked it down , making the pc monitor break in pieces and spilling the soda on the computer. Doggiegal shook her head. "Drunken fool."
Darth Ferfer was scrambling away, pointing at the cat on Blue Armor Boy's shoulder with his index finger accusingly. "Hey, that cat scratched my ass!"
Blue Armor Boy smiled at the cat. "Bubba! The cat moved towards his left shoulder and licks his left ear. "Pretty kitty, kitty, kitty..." He kissed it affectionately.
Stonecreek stared numbly for a moment. "$50 says he fingers the cat at Hiro's party."
JeanGrey had a look on her face that mirrored Stonecreek's. "$50 says the cat cums on his face first."
Stonecreek nodded. "Deal."
erikamisha grinned at the cat. "Oh, that's such a cutie kitty! Can I have him?" She hugged BAB sweetly. "Please?"
"Woman, drop me," Blue Armor Boy warned. Misha let go off him quickly. "Now, here you go." He handed the cat to Misha.
"Awww... pretty cutie kitty... what's his name?" erikamisha cuddled the cat to her body.
Skysong looked at her in exasperation. "Are you deaf? He said it was called Bubba before." In response, the cat leapt to Skysong's right shoulder. "And get that thing out of my face or it's going to the dog pound."
Blue Armor Boy nodded to Skysong's first words. "Yeah, it's called Bubba."
erikamisha cooed softly at the cat. "Hey Bubba..." The cat reacted, leaping towards Misha's head and scratching her left eye. Misha screamed in pain as the blood flowed from the eye. Finally the eye popped out from the left sphenoid, leaving Misha screaming in pain.
Darkborn stared in shock. "Holy shit! Her eye just popped out."
Your De-Virtualization was at a loss for words for a moment. "Damn... well, that was awesome, you know?"
"Oh crap, someone call a doctor..." Katie stared in worry at the screaming girl.
GradeA didn't seem concerned in the slightest. "Can I use her eye to make myself a bling-bling?"
Katie's concern changed to fascination. "Haha, that's awesome." She grabbed Misha's eye. "I should have another eye too!"
erikamisha heard Katie and threw herself to the ground, covering her remaining eye and crying out loud. "NOOOOOOOO!!!! Get away from me!!!!!"
Katie gestured to BAB, whom the cat had retreated to. "Give me that cat, ehmm... what's your name?"
Blue Armor Boy provided his name. "Chase. Or known as Blue Armor Boy at Lyoko Freak."
"I'm Katie." She shook his hand and kissed him on cheek. "Now give me the cat." The cat was handed to her. "Awesome..." She tossed the feline at some random passerby, which turned out to be a pregnant woman. The cat ripped off both eyes from the woman. Katie grabbed both eyes, hand one eye to GradeA. "Oh crap, let's get away from here."
Darkborn nodded. "Yeah, let's drop Misha over there."
Doggiegal shook her head. "Disgracefully, she's underage, so we can't leave her here. Darth, stay with her."
DarthFerfer pouted, point at Misha, who was now rolling in agony. "Hey, I didn't rip her eye apart!"
Your De-Virtualization shrugged before running away with the others. "Get her a doctor, moron."
DarthFerfer glared at their retreating backs. "Goddammit, okay."
[Hiroshi's gonna ride a long way to the airport... but he's gotta pass through a Highway To Hell (AC/DC) to pick up his friends.]
As Hiroshi rode through the dessert streets of Jalisco, he noticed a couple of police cars approaching him from behind. Being the asshole that he is, he simply flipped them off, but failed to notice that their wheels were packing sharp spinning spikes! Only when one of his hobos is violently mutilated and torn as under the spikes he was caught, he does realize the errors of his ways and he decides to whip 'em good!
Taking the whip he had been using to control the hobos, Hiroshi began to whip at the first and nearest car, the one that had killed "Juan número 1." Meanwhile "Juan numero 2" and Paco, two other hobos, swiftly evaded the attacks of the second car. Hiroshi shouted to them and he continued to fight off the first car. "Eat this!". A bullet straight to a policemen's head ended with his car colliding against a wall, killing innocent citizens who were near the car's explosion.
With greater reason, blood, human and animal corpses were lying down the streets due to the wild chase between the police cars and Hiroshi's hobos. Noticing that the cops were after his private Hobo-powered Egyptian Block, Hiroshi ordered his henchmen and hobos to protect it at any cost. Flamethrowers and snipers arised against the cops, leading them to a bloody massacre. Reinforcements from the police were pretty much expected... like the helicopter that just launched a missle towards Hiroshi's hobos.
After murdering twelve cops in several violent ways, Hiroshi sneaked his head from the window, with a rifle aiming towards the policemen's helicopter. "Throw dung my pets... throw dung for your lives!"
And so... dung was thrown, blood was spilled... and the cops finally perished in a sea of poop and fire.
[Dammit (Blink 182)... I can't come up with a good song for this moment.]
Back at the Airport...
bloodyhellrodri85 rose to his feet. "Guys, you know... I wanna explore Jalisco by myself, I'll see you folks at the party or maybe before it..." He walked away from Star Way, Yizzy and the others, while JoeDaHobo seemed to start to wake up.
"What happened?" His voice was slurred, slightly uncertain.
x1 hid a wicked grin. "A monkey came and raped your ass..." JoeDaHobo started checking himself. "Nah, I'm just shitting you... but someone had cummed on your face."
JoeDaHobo freaked out, wiping at his face and staring in horror at the substance he found there. "What the hell?"
Linii-chan rolled her eyes. "That's just the cream from the cappuccino, you moron..."
JoeDaHobo blinked at her, pausing to lick the cream off of his fingers. "Starbucks cummed on my face?"
Star Way slapped a hand to her forehead in exasperation. "Hit him with the goddamn wrench, Linii."
Linii-chan smiled. "Okey dokey..." She grabbed the wrench and...
..Was cut off by JoeDaHobo's shameless begging. "No, no, no! Don't hit me..."
Suddenly, an ambulance car arrived to transport the injured Darklord12 to the hospital. OBoy and Kagetsu followed him, but stopped because they found Linii-chan and the others, who were looking oddly at Darklord12 stuck with the huge mouse trap
x1 rubbed his eyes in shock. "Holy shit... Darklord in a mouse trap?"
"Yeah..." Kagetsu confirmed.
Oboy moved over to talk to Star Way. "Hey, Star darling... what's up?"
Star Way was obviously not very happy. "Hey, Jeff... I'm fine, you?"
OBoy grinned. "Perfect... Mexico, you and me..."
x1 did some quick intervention. "Actually, both are my bitches." He spanked Yizzy and Erynn's butts for emphasis. "You oughta not mess with them, nigga." Star Way nodded her head, and kissed x1 on the lips in front of OBoy's face.
OBoy shrugged. "That's cool... little kid wanna lose his virginity in the best way..."
Linii-chan hid a grin behind her drink. "Actually... he just lost it 10 minutes ago... " She coughed awkwardly. "Telephone booth...."
"Hell yeah, fucka!!" x1 nodded, lighting up a cigar.
Yizzy smiled. "Yeah..." Some sperm drooled from her mouth.
[They'll share the phone booth, yeah! For jah provide the sex... just kidding, y'all... Is This Love? (Bob Marley)]
The phone in the booth where x1 and Yizzy were rang. "Damn it, they always ruin our moment." Yizzy complained.
"I'll handle it." x1 picked up the phone.
Dylan's voice was frantic on the other end. "Hello?! Please help me!! I'm inside a bag heading nowhere with two crazy rapists and-" He cut off as x1 hung up the phone. "Dammit!!"
"Who was it, honey?" Yizzy asked.
x1 shrugged nonchalantly. "Who cares, let's make out passionately!"
x1 and Yizzy started to make out with passion. They each felt the joy of finally being able to touch their long distance soulmate flow through their veins. Both looked at each other’s eyes and knew that they were in love.
Yizzy was beaming at x1. "Stephen, love..." She kissed him hard, tongue moving to explore his mouth.
x1 returned the kiss. "Yeah, dear?" His hands encircled her waist, pulling her closer. Yizzy smiled into his mouth, and the making out continued. x1’s lips moved downwards towards Yizzy’s neck, moving his tongue to her left cheek.
The girl kissed his lips happily. "Stephen..."
While x1 and Yizzy were busy making out in the phone booth..
Star Way used a straw to push the ice around the grace of water she was drinking, feeling a bit jealous of x1 andYizzy. "Damn kids..."
Linii-chan pouted a little. "I wish Hiro was here with me!"
Rodri sat back, unconcerned as he was enjoying a Lucky Strike cigarrete. "Heh... many will get laid tonight. I see this booty call as a little preview of Hiroshi’s party..."
Linii-chan punched the table. "Damn right!! Now, where’s Hiroshi?"
JoeDaHobo stirred a little, waking up. "What happened?" He spotted x1 and Yizzy kissing in the phone booth. "God damn... are we already at Hiroshi’s house?"
"Nah..." Linii-chan told him. "But it’s amusing to see them. I miss Hiro..."
JoeDaHobo grumbled loudly. "You’ve been pining for him since the plane took off. Hell, Trillinka was gonna cut off her ears because of your desperateness."
"I don’t give a damn... where’s Hiro?" Linii-chan continued to pout.
Rodri considered the situation in his mind. Damn Linii... all whiney... and I wanna explore the city... guess I’ll do that after they finish their act. Detouring the conversation, he asked. "Hey Erynn, when's your birthday?"
Erynn looked up from her water. "February 20th, why?"
Linii-chan chimed right in. "That day all the LF people should party at your house. Just like we all are going to do at Hiro's party!"
Erynn laughed, liking the idea. "Haha, that would be awesome."
Rodri nodded. "Yeah girl, we need more parties... and you can get busy with Santa Claus."
"That would be so kick ass," Erynn agreed.
Linii-chan flips randomly her wrench in the air, getting Joe hit in the head and making him miss all the action at the phone booth. Quickly, she points towards the phone booth. "Oh my god, they're going for it!"
Back at the phone booth, things had gotten hotter when x1 removed Yizzy's shirt.
Yizzy watched him staring at her bra. "You got a condom?" Her voice was hopeful.
x1 nodded. "Yea..." He reached and pulled out a condom. "Okay, let's fuck around then..."
Yizzy looked around nervously. "Errh... how about somewhere else?"
Randomly, some people from the airport pushed the telephone booth inside the bathroom.
"Better," Yizzy said with satisfaction.
x1 breathed, looking at Yizzy’s smile as she peeled down his pants. "Nice, dear..." Yizzy kept going, pulling down his underwear, and holding his penis with her right hand. "Better..."
x1 removed her pants quickly, then her underwear, hands circling around Yizzy to squeeze her ass and push her closer to him so she was pressing right up to him. She moaned as he kissed her hard and passionately, showing her how bad he wanted her as a finger pressed into her rear entrance.
He put on the condom, unable to wait any longer, and Yizzy turned around to show him how she wanted it. He slipped up behind her, pushing his way into her ass, slowly at first, hearing her delighted sounds. Then the pace picked up, falling into a hard, fast rhythm. Yizzy moaned loudly, as x1 held her by the waist and kept drilling into her.
"Who's your daddy, Yis? Who's yo daddy," x1 purred, kissing her neck, exciting Yizzy even more and causing her to moan louder. He reached around with one hand to play with her clit, never once relenting as he drove into her. With a moan of pleasure he came inside her. Yizzy came too, calling his name in pleasure as she rode it out.
Finally, to end things up, x1 knew it was his eyaculation moment. Quickly, he lets go of Yizzy, removes the condom and delivers to his girlfriend the money shot. "Delicious", Yizzy pouted as she was smoking x1's sausage, licking and sucking it continuedly.
OBoy backed away, holding his hands up as though to ward them off. "You people are nuts... see ya at the party later. Erynn, no matter what, our time is tonight!!"
x1 rolled his eyes as Oboy left. "Whatever..."
"Gotta buy the stuff for tonight... yeah baby, our night is coming!!" Oboy pranced away.
Star Way hugged x1 tightly, rubbing a bit of tears from her eyes. "You're my hero, Stephen." x1 hugged Erynn back, but dropped her after Yizzy glares at her. "Yizzy, it was a normal hug."
[LyoKoHaCk has high hopes to get a Lapdance (N.E.R.D.) from Star Way... but Numbuh 7's also expecting to get laid as well.]
As Katie predicted before, more LF people are indeed arriving to Mexico. LyoKoHaCk, ODDsODesey, bduddy, animenologist and Numbuh 7 just walked off of a plane.
bduddy cheered. "Yay, we arrived at last! Now, how do we reach Hiroshi's spot?"
ODDsODesey shrugged. "Probably we'll find an ex-Tomer around there."
animenologist agreed. "Yeah, surest thing I'll expect is a real good anime debate," he said, which earned him a glare from LyoKoHaCk.
"Dude!!!!" He slapped animenologist. "React, you dumbass. This party is for getting stoned and fuck ass all you want..."
A random tourist broke in. "I'm interested. Where's the party?"
LyoKoHaCk looked down at the ground. "Damn, I don't know yet."
The tourist glared. "Then shut the fuck up. Moron." The guys around him began laughing.
Numbuh 7 was snickering. "The surest thing is that Erynn will bitchslap you..."
LyoKoHaCk puffed out his chest. "Wanna bet I can bang her pussy all night long?"
Numbuh 7 snorted. "Haha. You'll lose."
"How about making ourselves a challenge," LyoKoHaCk dared her.
Numbuh 7 looked intrigued. "Sounds interesting. I'm in. Tell me what should I do."
LyoKoHaCk grinned wickedly at her. "I'll try to shag Erynn for the party, you try getting Blue Armor Boy."
Numbuh 7 blanched. "Heck no. That idiot can have AngelBolt all night long if he wants to."
LyoKoHaCk pondered for a moment. "Then who could you try fucking for the night?"
"Let's see..." Numbuh 7 trailed off, lost in thought.
ODDsODesey came up with an idea. "SamBlob!!" bduddy puked. "Hey, isn't that a challenge?"
Numbuh 7 tried to ignore them. "Hmm..."
animenologist had an idea too. "Edward Elric?"
LyoKoHaCk sighed. "Get a life. And as for Elric, you can hump the FMA fans from LF. Vili, Linii... wait, I got an idea, Numbuh. Try x1!"
"Erynn's single. x1's not," Numbuh 7 reminded him.
"Hey... how about TB3?"
Numbuh 7 shook her head vehemently. "Jesus Christ, fuck no."
bduddy had zoned out, and was clueless about the conversation. "How about me?"
ODDsODesey smiled. "That'd be easy. Go for it right now."
Numbuh 7 shrugged. "Okay..." She unzipped bduddy's pants, but LyoKoHaCk grabbed her hand in order to stop her. "Wanna share?"
LyoKoHaCk shook his head. "I said at the party. How about Hiroshi himself?"
ODDsODesey chimed in again. "That guy loves hentai and Foamy like a mother..."
"What the hell does Foamy has to do with getting busy?" LyoKoHaCk asked.
Numbuh 7 sighed. "Sounds like a horny dog to me." She paused to think. "Stonecreek?"
"Sure about him," LyoKoHaCk asked.
Numbuh 7 didn't seem to care. "It's a one-night stand, so after the hangover he won't remember much of the sex."
LyoKoHaCk moved closer to her. "Deal." They kissed on the lips for a good five seconds.
animenologist watched as LyoKoHaCk placed his hands over Numbuh 7's butt. "Guys..."
LyoKoHaCk moved his hands from Numbuh 7's butt quickly. "Just a way to seal our competition."
ODDsODesey broke in again. "Hey, what happens if no one fucks any of your goals?"
LyoKoHaCk dismissed that with a wave of his hand. "We'll talk about it later. I'm tired right now. Plus, I haven't got a boner yet."
animenologist was ignoring LyoKoHaCk. "I've found an hotel to stay for the night. Now let's get there."