Chapter XII - The Wedding Of The Dreams
Somewhere in the United Kingdom, a couple of young, tenacious adults where about to get married…somewhere else however Erynn and Josh were also about to join in holy matrimony.
Inside the rundown chapel (obviously the best thing Josh could afford after being disowned by his parents due to the “incident” that forced upon the wedding) some of the guests were deeply involved in thought provoking gossip.
"Who’d of thunk it?" said tears_run_cold, "Erynn and Josh getting married.."
"Yea, it’s a pretty big step, specially for Josh," added Linii with a nod.
"Mmhmm, it’s good to see that men nowadays are able to overcome their fear of commitment. I wonder if Rodri and I’ll ever get married?" said Mewberries, including herself into the conversation.
"Indeed…and to believe it all started by rape!" The conversation suddenly died as everyone just stopped talking. "What?...it’s true.." A recently drunk Chibi kept speaking, ignoring the glares of “shut the hell up” that were piercing her like spears of pain and hate…and anguish and cancer. "She did rape him, y’know…as in actually rape him…" The crowd kept silent, the scent of death beginning to rise from them as they continued to stare. "What?...it’s not like I’m lying…" No response from her crowd. "Ah fuck it then…I’ll talk to you later you whiny bitches."
Someplace else, a bunch of other worthless pieces of existence *cough* - I mean people, where wasting time, and oxygen
Your De-Virtualization bit into a cookie. "This shit sucks ass. My newbie cookies were so much better."
AngelBolt brushed his comment off. "Heh, at least it doesn't have cockroaches. And it tastes really good." She bit into a strawberry cookie.
"Yeah, AngelBolt's right," Stonecreek put in. "The snacks and drinks are really awesome." He drank a shot of José Cuervo. "This tequila rocks..."
TB3 nodded. "Yeah, mate." He took a brownie with cocaine powder, inhaling the coke before biting the brownie. "Does anyone of you know who raped who first?" AngelBolt felt confused at TB3's question, giving him a quizzical look.
Your De-Virtualization glared at TB3. "Shut up fuck face, and finish your brownie"
TB3 glared right back. "Fuck you, no one tells me to fucking finish my fucking brownie."
Stonecreek sighed and sipped down another Cuervo shot. "Ah, shush it fucktards."
Indeed…what a waste of oxygen…luckily they all die in the end (just kidding, don’t worry…or am I?)
Meanwhile, Samblob appeared, looking as bored and unamused as ever…"Well, Vili is finally getting married," he said to Lyokohack, who had just shown up.
"Indeed he is, I feel happy for them."
Samblob sighed. "I feel sorry for Erynn….she’ll have to take care of a kid that doesn’t even know a clump of dirt from the back of his hand"
"Hey, you shouldn’t be so hard on Vili," Lyokohack put in.
"That’s the sad part…I’m not being hard on him, the kid honestly doesn’t know the difference between a clump of dirt and his hand, I’m surprised he’s made it this far in life without forgetting how to breathe.."
"Still, that doesn’t mean you can say that stuff about him…"
SamBlob snorted. "I beg to differ. And weren't you in love with Erynn before?"
LyokoHack nodded a little. "My current girlfriend looks just exactly as Erynn does... and she does everything to me. I love that bitch."
SamBlob looked mildly disgusted. "Whatever."
"Hey, who brought the shaky present that’s making all the growling noises?" shouted out a random character, causing Lyokohack’s sight to turn immediately to it.
Samblob shrugged. "My gift was a copy of “The Little engine that could”, not a box with obviously dangerous animals inside…that must be Hiroshi’s present."
Somewhere else however, a little chat that seems pretty unimportant is taking place, and I emphasize, a chat that -seems- unimportant.
"Angie, please stop," said Blueeyedblonde, trying to calm down Taelia’s frantic attitude "what you’re going to attempt is just…mad…it could get you locked up, or worse.."
"No, never…I can’t stop now," replied the girl, getting up from the coffee table in a deeply insulted manner." "I have to tell him the truth about how I feel!"
"But Angie, honey…" Blueeyedblonde trailed off helplessly.
"My love for Matt cannot die!!!" Her fist slammed against the table, before taking into account the fact that the table was made of pure steel. A tear ran down the girl's cheek.
"Angie?"
"…I think I broke something…ow…"
Back in the church, as U&Y4E walked past the present pile, a nearby box suddenly tore itself apart from the inside, releasing a small horde of hihgly irritated Tasmanian devils. The girl screamed in horror as one of the little beasts lunged itself at her neck, yet as if by a stroke of destiny, the small beast missed her by a mere inch, if not less.
"Oh…god…somebody help me: she whimpered slightly, falling down on the ground. Luckily enough, Hiroshi came to save the day.
"What’s all the racket?!"
"Oh…Hiroshi…" She gasped. "Thank god you’re here…these…things…jumped out of one of the boxes…I think somebody was trying to kill Vili….but they got out before it was time…oh god…please…save me…"
Hiroshi kept quiet, his hands pocketed, giving the girl a wicked leer. "I never did like you…see you in hell I suppose.." With a swift kick, he threw the Tasmanian devil that had missed back at the girl, who shrieked out in agony as she met her fate at the tiny little paws of the extremely irritated vermin.
TB3 and Stonecreek barely manage to hear the last screams of agony of U&Y4E, arriving just as Hiroshi came out of the room
"By god Hiro mate, what’s going on in there?!" Shouted TB3 at the other young man.
Yawning, Hiroshi simply replied, "Trust me, don’t enter…man I’m in the mood for some booze."
Yet ignoring Hiro’s advice, they both entered head first; soon after their screams of death filled the air.
"Ah fucks…fuck….FUUUUCK….TEH DEVIL MICES BE RAPING MY BRAIN!!!" Screamed out one of the two.
Hiroshi commented softly from outside the room, letting out a quiet giggle. "Told ya not to go in there…hehehe, stupid bastards."
Deeper inside the church, x1 enters the bride’s chambers
"Heya," he said rather simply, walking in on a semi-nude Erynn. "Woah, nice tits."
"Shut up, hoe" She replied in a joking manner. "Why’d ya come?"
"Yizzy told me you were feeling down about the wedding, why’s that?"
"Well," she began to speak, her voice losing the playful tone of seconds past, "to be honest I never did like the idea of this wedding, but really…after being pregnant there’s no other choice...and abortion is still pretty much illegal so I’m pretty fucked up.."
x1 sat next to her trying to comfort her. "Well, try to look at the bright side, at least Vili’ll be a good dad.."
"Blah, Vili ain’t even the real father."
x1 froze in shock, Ransomed Heart, Linii chan and a couple of other girls immediately entering the room.
"Erynn, everyone is saying that Vili isn’t the real father…is that true," shouted out Tears_run_cold.
"Wait…how did you…who told everyone…" asked x1, now perplexed at how everyone had…somehow…heard the news."
"Well…like everyone knows…I raped him first…but I think he became obsessed with that….he began to follow me around…and one day Vili finally arrived in my front door."
Everyone gasped. Suddenly, Chibi jumped out "and then he raped you?! That bast-"
"He tried," continued Erynn, "but really…I just raped him again…really, that kid has as much sexual skill as a 50 year old from Lituania…I really got pregnant one day when I got drunk at a party and shagged some random guy…or guys…or girls…or animals…I can’t really recall…I was drunk as fuck and they were Morgan’s friends, some of which I don’t even know if they are human or just big ass rats in black... or maybe I was inseminated..."
"Oh so...then why are you marrying Vili," somebody else asked.
"Well, I couldn’t actually tell my parents I’d been in a massive orgy, could I?"
"You do realize Vili’s parents disowned him…and don’t even consider him their child anymore," added Linii chan, slightly bothered by this sudden twist of events.
"Well, I do feel kinda guilty about that, but hey…let bygones be bygones.." Erynn shrugged at the group.
Quickly shifting places, we go to the restrooms, where Lani and YDV were making out like wild bores; the door suddenly opens, and a bleeding thrashed Dylan enters
"So…many….pointy...and blunt….objects…coming at me," he uttered quietly, his back against the door.
"Dude…can’t you see we’re kinda busy right now?" YDV snapped at him, angered by the sudden interruption
"So…many….blunts…" Dylan kept babbling
"…I’ll give you blunt," finished YDV, rolling up his sleeve. Yet just as he did, the still very irritated horde of Tasmanian vermin jumped out from the air duct above the young couple. The attacking mob fell instantly over Dylan’s thrashed body…making mincemeat and seasoning outta him.
YDV stared for a moment. "Well Lani dear…I think instead of me fucking you, these guys are gonna fuck us up."
Lani didn't seem concerned. "Oh well, then just kiss me, sweet lips, and let’s die in a senselessly romantic manner."
YDV grinned. "Fuck yea, that’s what I’m talking about!"
And as the coupled kissed one last time, the carnivorous vermin also went against them…making short work of the relationship.
The door opened once again, now Trikninja appearing with a very drunk Vertig73 by his side.
"Fuck nigga, you should stop drinking so much juicy juice, yo gonna get funked up before the real partay begins, nigga," said Trinkininja, Vertig hanging over his shoulder.
"Dunt ve callin miii Meegoo…gamn….Black….Arsenio…Rock…Murphy…Cosby man…sumomabitch!" The deadly devils turned away from the young and horny…and dead couple…giving Trikninja a racist look.
Trikninja backed up a step. "Fuck me nigga, we's dead mothafockas.."
Vertig grinned sloppily. "FOCK YEA!!!!..." He reached back and touched his ass. "I think I pooped myself…"
And so….the Tasmanian Devils caught their 7th and 8th victims of the day.
Someplace else…again…the voice actors were talking about incidents past
"So, what was the verdict?" Spoke Mrs. Weber Scaff, drinking a sip of her mocha latte.
"We won, my lawyer was able to get a 500 meter restraining order, if she breaks that she’s going to fry," replied Mr. Geczy, more than satisfied."
"Don’t you think that’s kind of harsh," added Mrs. Forrest
"After what that girl’s been putting me through, I do hope she breaks the order," ended Mr. Geczy, still glad about the judge’s decision..
Back in the church, a group of policemen smashed a cuffed Taelia against the trunk of their patrol car.
"The judges told you to stay 100 kilometers away… not 2 bloody yards, you stupid twat!"
"Kiss my ass hippie!!!! My love for Matt cannot die!!!"
Vili waited for Star Way to walk down the aisle. His best men were at his side.
G-Force clapped a hand on Vili's shoulder. "You'll be happy after this, pal. And thanks for choosing me as your best man."
Little Vili nodded. "No problem, G. You're the best."
Treyon puffed a bit, looking miffed. "Hey... after all the things we went through, that sucks, Josh."
Little Vili shrugged. "Sorry, Mark. I still remember the good old times. But Berkeley rocked ass... and G helped me out in so many shit..."
"G-spot, my ass," Treyon snapped.
The priest cut in. "No cursing in the house of God."
Little Vili looked ashamed. "Oh my God, sorry." He looked at his watch. "In a few moments, Erynn should be here."
Right on cue, the church's band started playing the nuptial march. Everybody stood up, ready to receive Star Way's arrival to the sanctuary.
Minutes after, outside of the church, both Numbuh 7 and Team Lyoko were discussing a matter of no importance at all.
"Why the hell shouldn’t I stand in the road, crack whore?!" A drunken Numbuh 7 yelled at a still sober Team Lyoko.
"I’m just saying that you’re interrupting the transit...and you could get yourself ran over," he pointed out.
"Ran over my ass, this street is as safe as… mothafocka!"
A horse driven carriage suddenly came out from the side of the road; unable to see the girl the driver accidentally ran her over…the horses reacted to this and stomped madly, as if trying to kill a snake….delivering instant death to the girl.
"Well fuck me, I was right," said Team Lyoko to himself, admiring the fact the girl had gotten ran over, and killed…multiple times…youch.
The carriage’s doors opened wide, a near godly glow emitting from it’s inside. Team Lyoko gasped. "Well fuck my ass and call me Charlie…" He was more than shocked.
A couple of streets down, an enraged Taelia fought for her freedom
"Get your hands off my body, you stupid cops…my love for him will never die….NEVER DIE!!!!"
Then, back with the VA’s, a loud scream caught Mr. Geczy’s attention. He looked around to see what happened.
The cops wrestled the girl, trying to pin her down.
"I love you Matt," she shrieked, running past the other tables in front of the small coffee shop.
"Huh?" The man still had no idea of what was going on.
"I love you Matt!!!" She shrieked again, fighting the policemen.
"No…stay away girl, you’ve caused me enough problems as it is." Mr. Geczy tried to tell the girl, who was about to jump over him; at this time Mrs. Forrest came out of the ladies room, and sprinted over to were Matthew was, trying to save him from that crazy fanatic.
"My love for him will never die!!!" She yelled out again, pushing the cops away. She had begun to glow strangely however…"My love for you cannot end!!" She yelled out as she jumped towards Mathew, the man too surprised to move out of the way. Mrs. Forrest was too late…she wouldn’t be able to stop the girl…
"My love cannot be defeated!!!"
The glow increased, shocking the cops….until finally, it all became a pillar of glowing light, as the girl suddenly exploded…for no reason at all…
Back in the Café…A shocked Mathew Geczy and Jodi Forrest looked at what remained of the girl.
"She…exploded…in front of us….but….how?" Questioned Mrs. Forrest
"Well…it wasn’t the chair…but it got the job done," Added Mr. Geczy, holding Mrs. Forrest’s shoulder. "Jodi…something tells me from now on, the world will be a better place…"
[Time for a song to introduce two special characthers from Full Metal Alchemist. "Ready, Steady, Go" from L'arc~en~Ciel.]
Suddenly, back at the church, the wedding band started playing “Ready, Steady, Go” as the marvelous Erynn made her way towards the groom. Vili almost jumped in glee as the song began.
Edward and Alphonse Elric appeared from the rooftop, breaking the window from the ceiling and falling on the priest with a kick to the face. First, Ed grabbed Vili and threw him down towards the audience. Then a left jab connected with Vili's face thanks to Alphonse. Following Al's action, Edward grabbed a cross and transmuted it into a spear, which he threw at Vili, impaling him and causing him to bleed out on the carpet.
Team Lyoko stood up, shouting. "Somebody get Vili a doctor, he'll die fast if he keeps bleeding from his body."
LyoKoHaCk stood and clapped...Strangely, others were also clapping for the Elrics. "You rock, dude." Ed chopped off Morgan's head with his arm, making a blood fountain flow from her neck... "Hell yeah!!"
G-Force looked appalled. "Vili!! That's it!!" He set himself into a fighting position. "You're gonna-" Alphonse punched him with such force that he sends G flying against Treyon. Both smashed against the wall, causing the great decorations to fall over them, making ground beef outta them.
SamBlob looked amused. "Somebody get the janitor, Vili's bleeding all over the carpet and crapping it up."
Mewberries151 looked sad. "Now Sam, be nice. He's gonna die soon."
SamBlob didn't care. "God knows, he doesn't want his house spilled with ignorance."
Hiroshi Yamabuki nodded. "Damn right, pal!" He high-fived Samblob.
Mewberries151 sighed. "Now this is why I prefer Rodri. He's so concerned about things and..."
Rodri was beside her, amused at what he saw. "This rocks..."
Mewberries151 turned to him with a gasp. "Rodri!!"
Rodri blinked at her. "What?"
Linii-chan had rushed to Vili's side. "Oh my god, Vili's gonna die. Someone call a damn doctor now!!"
Hiroshi moved in. "Ok, everybody calm down..." He kissed Linii-chan in the lips. "I can fix this."
"You know first aid?" Osiris asked. "Rock on, mate."
Hiroshi blinked at him, then laughed a little. "....OH!....you thought I was going to HELP him... nah, I'm just dragging his ass out." He dragged Vili out of the church by his hair.
"Whatever, he'll die soon," Rodri said.
Hiroshi nodded. "If he dies on the streets then it's the state's problem, not ours."
LyoKoHaCk nodded enthusiastically. "Good idea, drag his ass out of the church."
Meanwhile, Ed picked up the ring that had fallen from Vili’s hand. He knelt down in front of Erynn. "Erynn…will you marry me?"
Just as Ed was about to put the ring on a more than pleased Erynn, a green aura began to hail from the ring.
After one second of pure green aura, we are taken back to the airport, where a earthquake is taking place.
x1 looked around as panic began to ensue. "Oh shit, earthquake..."
For their luck, the earthquake lasted only a few seconds... Linii-chan opened her eyes.
"…was it all a dream?" She asked herself…
Inside the rundown chapel (obviously the best thing Josh could afford after being disowned by his parents due to the “incident” that forced upon the wedding) some of the guests were deeply involved in thought provoking gossip.
"Who’d of thunk it?" said tears_run_cold, "Erynn and Josh getting married.."
"Yea, it’s a pretty big step, specially for Josh," added Linii with a nod.
"Mmhmm, it’s good to see that men nowadays are able to overcome their fear of commitment. I wonder if Rodri and I’ll ever get married?" said Mewberries, including herself into the conversation.
"Indeed…and to believe it all started by rape!" The conversation suddenly died as everyone just stopped talking. "What?...it’s true.." A recently drunk Chibi kept speaking, ignoring the glares of “shut the hell up” that were piercing her like spears of pain and hate…and anguish and cancer. "She did rape him, y’know…as in actually rape him…" The crowd kept silent, the scent of death beginning to rise from them as they continued to stare. "What?...it’s not like I’m lying…" No response from her crowd. "Ah fuck it then…I’ll talk to you later you whiny bitches."
Someplace else, a bunch of other worthless pieces of existence *cough* - I mean people, where wasting time, and oxygen
Your De-Virtualization bit into a cookie. "This shit sucks ass. My newbie cookies were so much better."
AngelBolt brushed his comment off. "Heh, at least it doesn't have cockroaches. And it tastes really good." She bit into a strawberry cookie.
"Yeah, AngelBolt's right," Stonecreek put in. "The snacks and drinks are really awesome." He drank a shot of José Cuervo. "This tequila rocks..."
TB3 nodded. "Yeah, mate." He took a brownie with cocaine powder, inhaling the coke before biting the brownie. "Does anyone of you know who raped who first?" AngelBolt felt confused at TB3's question, giving him a quizzical look.
Your De-Virtualization glared at TB3. "Shut up fuck face, and finish your brownie"
TB3 glared right back. "Fuck you, no one tells me to fucking finish my fucking brownie."
Stonecreek sighed and sipped down another Cuervo shot. "Ah, shush it fucktards."
Indeed…what a waste of oxygen…luckily they all die in the end (just kidding, don’t worry…or am I?)
Meanwhile, Samblob appeared, looking as bored and unamused as ever…"Well, Vili is finally getting married," he said to Lyokohack, who had just shown up.
"Indeed he is, I feel happy for them."
Samblob sighed. "I feel sorry for Erynn….she’ll have to take care of a kid that doesn’t even know a clump of dirt from the back of his hand"
"Hey, you shouldn’t be so hard on Vili," Lyokohack put in.
"That’s the sad part…I’m not being hard on him, the kid honestly doesn’t know the difference between a clump of dirt and his hand, I’m surprised he’s made it this far in life without forgetting how to breathe.."
"Still, that doesn’t mean you can say that stuff about him…"
SamBlob snorted. "I beg to differ. And weren't you in love with Erynn before?"
LyokoHack nodded a little. "My current girlfriend looks just exactly as Erynn does... and she does everything to me. I love that bitch."
SamBlob looked mildly disgusted. "Whatever."
"Hey, who brought the shaky present that’s making all the growling noises?" shouted out a random character, causing Lyokohack’s sight to turn immediately to it.
Samblob shrugged. "My gift was a copy of “The Little engine that could”, not a box with obviously dangerous animals inside…that must be Hiroshi’s present."
Somewhere else however, a little chat that seems pretty unimportant is taking place, and I emphasize, a chat that -seems- unimportant.
"Angie, please stop," said Blueeyedblonde, trying to calm down Taelia’s frantic attitude "what you’re going to attempt is just…mad…it could get you locked up, or worse.."
"No, never…I can’t stop now," replied the girl, getting up from the coffee table in a deeply insulted manner." "I have to tell him the truth about how I feel!"
"But Angie, honey…" Blueeyedblonde trailed off helplessly.
"My love for Matt cannot die!!!" Her fist slammed against the table, before taking into account the fact that the table was made of pure steel. A tear ran down the girl's cheek.
"Angie?"
"…I think I broke something…ow…"
Back in the church, as U&Y4E walked past the present pile, a nearby box suddenly tore itself apart from the inside, releasing a small horde of hihgly irritated Tasmanian devils. The girl screamed in horror as one of the little beasts lunged itself at her neck, yet as if by a stroke of destiny, the small beast missed her by a mere inch, if not less.
"Oh…god…somebody help me: she whimpered slightly, falling down on the ground. Luckily enough, Hiroshi came to save the day.
"What’s all the racket?!"
"Oh…Hiroshi…" She gasped. "Thank god you’re here…these…things…jumped out of one of the boxes…I think somebody was trying to kill Vili….but they got out before it was time…oh god…please…save me…"
Hiroshi kept quiet, his hands pocketed, giving the girl a wicked leer. "I never did like you…see you in hell I suppose.." With a swift kick, he threw the Tasmanian devil that had missed back at the girl, who shrieked out in agony as she met her fate at the tiny little paws of the extremely irritated vermin.
TB3 and Stonecreek barely manage to hear the last screams of agony of U&Y4E, arriving just as Hiroshi came out of the room
"By god Hiro mate, what’s going on in there?!" Shouted TB3 at the other young man.
Yawning, Hiroshi simply replied, "Trust me, don’t enter…man I’m in the mood for some booze."
Yet ignoring Hiro’s advice, they both entered head first; soon after their screams of death filled the air.
"Ah fucks…fuck….FUUUUCK….TEH DEVIL MICES BE RAPING MY BRAIN!!!" Screamed out one of the two.
Hiroshi commented softly from outside the room, letting out a quiet giggle. "Told ya not to go in there…hehehe, stupid bastards."
Deeper inside the church, x1 enters the bride’s chambers
"Heya," he said rather simply, walking in on a semi-nude Erynn. "Woah, nice tits."
"Shut up, hoe" She replied in a joking manner. "Why’d ya come?"
"Yizzy told me you were feeling down about the wedding, why’s that?"
"Well," she began to speak, her voice losing the playful tone of seconds past, "to be honest I never did like the idea of this wedding, but really…after being pregnant there’s no other choice...and abortion is still pretty much illegal so I’m pretty fucked up.."
x1 sat next to her trying to comfort her. "Well, try to look at the bright side, at least Vili’ll be a good dad.."
"Blah, Vili ain’t even the real father."
x1 froze in shock, Ransomed Heart, Linii chan and a couple of other girls immediately entering the room.
"Erynn, everyone is saying that Vili isn’t the real father…is that true," shouted out Tears_run_cold.
"Wait…how did you…who told everyone…" asked x1, now perplexed at how everyone had…somehow…heard the news."
"Well…like everyone knows…I raped him first…but I think he became obsessed with that….he began to follow me around…and one day Vili finally arrived in my front door."
Everyone gasped. Suddenly, Chibi jumped out "and then he raped you?! That bast-"
"He tried," continued Erynn, "but really…I just raped him again…really, that kid has as much sexual skill as a 50 year old from Lituania…I really got pregnant one day when I got drunk at a party and shagged some random guy…or guys…or girls…or animals…I can’t really recall…I was drunk as fuck and they were Morgan’s friends, some of which I don’t even know if they are human or just big ass rats in black... or maybe I was inseminated..."
"Oh so...then why are you marrying Vili," somebody else asked.
"Well, I couldn’t actually tell my parents I’d been in a massive orgy, could I?"
"You do realize Vili’s parents disowned him…and don’t even consider him their child anymore," added Linii chan, slightly bothered by this sudden twist of events.
"Well, I do feel kinda guilty about that, but hey…let bygones be bygones.." Erynn shrugged at the group.
Quickly shifting places, we go to the restrooms, where Lani and YDV were making out like wild bores; the door suddenly opens, and a bleeding thrashed Dylan enters
"So…many….pointy...and blunt….objects…coming at me," he uttered quietly, his back against the door.
"Dude…can’t you see we’re kinda busy right now?" YDV snapped at him, angered by the sudden interruption
"So…many….blunts…" Dylan kept babbling
"…I’ll give you blunt," finished YDV, rolling up his sleeve. Yet just as he did, the still very irritated horde of Tasmanian vermin jumped out from the air duct above the young couple. The attacking mob fell instantly over Dylan’s thrashed body…making mincemeat and seasoning outta him.
YDV stared for a moment. "Well Lani dear…I think instead of me fucking you, these guys are gonna fuck us up."
Lani didn't seem concerned. "Oh well, then just kiss me, sweet lips, and let’s die in a senselessly romantic manner."
YDV grinned. "Fuck yea, that’s what I’m talking about!"
And as the coupled kissed one last time, the carnivorous vermin also went against them…making short work of the relationship.
The door opened once again, now Trikninja appearing with a very drunk Vertig73 by his side.
"Fuck nigga, you should stop drinking so much juicy juice, yo gonna get funked up before the real partay begins, nigga," said Trinkininja, Vertig hanging over his shoulder.
"Dunt ve callin miii Meegoo…gamn….Black….Arsenio…Rock…Murphy…Cosby man…sumomabitch!" The deadly devils turned away from the young and horny…and dead couple…giving Trikninja a racist look.
Trikninja backed up a step. "Fuck me nigga, we's dead mothafockas.."
Vertig grinned sloppily. "FOCK YEA!!!!..." He reached back and touched his ass. "I think I pooped myself…"
And so….the Tasmanian Devils caught their 7th and 8th victims of the day.
Someplace else…again…the voice actors were talking about incidents past
"So, what was the verdict?" Spoke Mrs. Weber Scaff, drinking a sip of her mocha latte.
"We won, my lawyer was able to get a 500 meter restraining order, if she breaks that she’s going to fry," replied Mr. Geczy, more than satisfied."
"Don’t you think that’s kind of harsh," added Mrs. Forrest
"After what that girl’s been putting me through, I do hope she breaks the order," ended Mr. Geczy, still glad about the judge’s decision..
Back in the church, a group of policemen smashed a cuffed Taelia against the trunk of their patrol car.
"The judges told you to stay 100 kilometers away… not 2 bloody yards, you stupid twat!"
"Kiss my ass hippie!!!! My love for Matt cannot die!!!"
Vili waited for Star Way to walk down the aisle. His best men were at his side.
G-Force clapped a hand on Vili's shoulder. "You'll be happy after this, pal. And thanks for choosing me as your best man."
Little Vili nodded. "No problem, G. You're the best."
Treyon puffed a bit, looking miffed. "Hey... after all the things we went through, that sucks, Josh."
Little Vili shrugged. "Sorry, Mark. I still remember the good old times. But Berkeley rocked ass... and G helped me out in so many shit..."
"G-spot, my ass," Treyon snapped.
The priest cut in. "No cursing in the house of God."
Little Vili looked ashamed. "Oh my God, sorry." He looked at his watch. "In a few moments, Erynn should be here."
Right on cue, the church's band started playing the nuptial march. Everybody stood up, ready to receive Star Way's arrival to the sanctuary.
Minutes after, outside of the church, both Numbuh 7 and Team Lyoko were discussing a matter of no importance at all.
"Why the hell shouldn’t I stand in the road, crack whore?!" A drunken Numbuh 7 yelled at a still sober Team Lyoko.
"I’m just saying that you’re interrupting the transit...and you could get yourself ran over," he pointed out.
"Ran over my ass, this street is as safe as… mothafocka!"
A horse driven carriage suddenly came out from the side of the road; unable to see the girl the driver accidentally ran her over…the horses reacted to this and stomped madly, as if trying to kill a snake….delivering instant death to the girl.
"Well fuck me, I was right," said Team Lyoko to himself, admiring the fact the girl had gotten ran over, and killed…multiple times…youch.
The carriage’s doors opened wide, a near godly glow emitting from it’s inside. Team Lyoko gasped. "Well fuck my ass and call me Charlie…" He was more than shocked.
A couple of streets down, an enraged Taelia fought for her freedom
"Get your hands off my body, you stupid cops…my love for him will never die….NEVER DIE!!!!"
Then, back with the VA’s, a loud scream caught Mr. Geczy’s attention. He looked around to see what happened.
The cops wrestled the girl, trying to pin her down.
"I love you Matt," she shrieked, running past the other tables in front of the small coffee shop.
"Huh?" The man still had no idea of what was going on.
"I love you Matt!!!" She shrieked again, fighting the policemen.
"No…stay away girl, you’ve caused me enough problems as it is." Mr. Geczy tried to tell the girl, who was about to jump over him; at this time Mrs. Forrest came out of the ladies room, and sprinted over to were Matthew was, trying to save him from that crazy fanatic.
"My love for him will never die!!!" She yelled out again, pushing the cops away. She had begun to glow strangely however…"My love for you cannot end!!" She yelled out as she jumped towards Mathew, the man too surprised to move out of the way. Mrs. Forrest was too late…she wouldn’t be able to stop the girl…
"My love cannot be defeated!!!"
The glow increased, shocking the cops….until finally, it all became a pillar of glowing light, as the girl suddenly exploded…for no reason at all…
Back in the Café…A shocked Mathew Geczy and Jodi Forrest looked at what remained of the girl.
"She…exploded…in front of us….but….how?" Questioned Mrs. Forrest
"Well…it wasn’t the chair…but it got the job done," Added Mr. Geczy, holding Mrs. Forrest’s shoulder. "Jodi…something tells me from now on, the world will be a better place…"
[Time for a song to introduce two special characthers from Full Metal Alchemist. "Ready, Steady, Go" from L'arc~en~Ciel.]
Suddenly, back at the church, the wedding band started playing “Ready, Steady, Go” as the marvelous Erynn made her way towards the groom. Vili almost jumped in glee as the song began.
Edward and Alphonse Elric appeared from the rooftop, breaking the window from the ceiling and falling on the priest with a kick to the face. First, Ed grabbed Vili and threw him down towards the audience. Then a left jab connected with Vili's face thanks to Alphonse. Following Al's action, Edward grabbed a cross and transmuted it into a spear, which he threw at Vili, impaling him and causing him to bleed out on the carpet.
Team Lyoko stood up, shouting. "Somebody get Vili a doctor, he'll die fast if he keeps bleeding from his body."
LyoKoHaCk stood and clapped...Strangely, others were also clapping for the Elrics. "You rock, dude." Ed chopped off Morgan's head with his arm, making a blood fountain flow from her neck... "Hell yeah!!"
G-Force looked appalled. "Vili!! That's it!!" He set himself into a fighting position. "You're gonna-" Alphonse punched him with such force that he sends G flying against Treyon. Both smashed against the wall, causing the great decorations to fall over them, making ground beef outta them.
SamBlob looked amused. "Somebody get the janitor, Vili's bleeding all over the carpet and crapping it up."
Mewberries151 looked sad. "Now Sam, be nice. He's gonna die soon."
SamBlob didn't care. "God knows, he doesn't want his house spilled with ignorance."
Hiroshi Yamabuki nodded. "Damn right, pal!" He high-fived Samblob.
Mewberries151 sighed. "Now this is why I prefer Rodri. He's so concerned about things and..."
Rodri was beside her, amused at what he saw. "This rocks..."
Mewberries151 turned to him with a gasp. "Rodri!!"
Rodri blinked at her. "What?"
Linii-chan had rushed to Vili's side. "Oh my god, Vili's gonna die. Someone call a damn doctor now!!"
Hiroshi moved in. "Ok, everybody calm down..." He kissed Linii-chan in the lips. "I can fix this."
"You know first aid?" Osiris asked. "Rock on, mate."
Hiroshi blinked at him, then laughed a little. "....OH!....you thought I was going to HELP him... nah, I'm just dragging his ass out." He dragged Vili out of the church by his hair.
"Whatever, he'll die soon," Rodri said.
Hiroshi nodded. "If he dies on the streets then it's the state's problem, not ours."
LyoKoHaCk nodded enthusiastically. "Good idea, drag his ass out of the church."
Meanwhile, Ed picked up the ring that had fallen from Vili’s hand. He knelt down in front of Erynn. "Erynn…will you marry me?"
Just as Ed was about to put the ring on a more than pleased Erynn, a green aura began to hail from the ring.
After one second of pure green aura, we are taken back to the airport, where a earthquake is taking place.
x1 looked around as panic began to ensue. "Oh shit, earthquake..."
For their luck, the earthquake lasted only a few seconds... Linii-chan opened her eyes.
"…was it all a dream?" She asked herself…