Chapter XIII: Failed Theft Attempt
[Time to get the chapter started... and most of the people at Lyoko Freak can be considered as beautiful. Indeed the girls make it up to be "The Beautiful People" (Marilyn Manson)... feel sexy and proud of yourself... and maybe I'm drunk this time.]
Linii awoke from the dream thanks to a swift kick in the chest from x1, rather quickly. She rubbed her eyes, trying to shake the dream from her head. "What happened?"
x1 answered her. "I think Hiroshi's gonna arrive by any minute."
Odd-Like-Me perked up. "Really? Yay..."
That earned a weird look from Star Way. "Haha... why the big joy? Linii's the one that should be hyperly happy."
Odd-Like-Me shrugged. "The stuff I've been through. Now, it's time to-"
The cutoff came from HvonM "Stuff like this." He tossed Odd-Like-Me to the floor and stomped on his testicles, making the Irish boy relive the same pain again.
Darth Ferfer watched with wide eyes. "Holy crap, man. Now I got the idea of what happened to him."
JoeDaHobo looked unimpressed. "It can't be as worse than hot coffee on your face."
"Linii told us you whined like a girl," x1 retorted with a snicker.
JoeDaHobo defending himself by making a reference to Samblob's yelling earlier. "I wasn't the one who screamed out loud as a hyena at the airport."
Odd-Like-Me was writhing on the floor, muttering darkly at HvonM. "Son of a-" Yizzy placed her hand over his mouth to avoid hearing him cursing, but he bit her instead. Yizzy screamed in pain, jumping back.
x1 grabbed Odd-Like-Me by the hair, hauling him up off of the floor to eye level. "Bitch, you're gonna-" He was about to kick his head, but was distracted by looking at Linii, who didn't look so good.
She placed a hand to her forehead. "I need to go to the bathroom. I don't feel well."
Darth Ferfer blinked. "Oh really?"
Linii-chan nodded. "Yahh, really."
Star Way rose ot her feet. "I'll walk you there." She turned to the others. "Guys, stay here until Hiroshi appears, kay?" Everybody nodded their heads. "Good Erynnists."
x1 leaned over and whispered to Yizzy. "Erynnism, my ass..." Erynn glared at him. "Help Linii."
HvonM was apologizing to Odd-Like-Me. "Sorry dude, I just wanted to be descriptive."
Odd-Like-Me glared. "You should have done that to x1."
x1 hugged Yizzy. "Why me, prick?"
"You remind me of TB3. Sorry for your hand, Yizzy," Odd-Like-Me spologized.
Yizzy was clearly still not that happy. "Okay..."
"What the fuck?" x1 asked.
The whole group walked into a Pizza Hut restaurant.
JoeDaHobo cast a wary look at the menu. "I'll pass. Not hungry right now."
Trillinka nodded. "Same here." She lit up a cigarette. "Now what time is it?"
HvonM checked his watch. "5:50 pm. Linii just woke up one hour after I met you guys."
x1 was looking around. "Damn, I wonder where Rodri must be..."
Yizzy remembered Rodri's smoking habits. "Getting high."
x1 nodded. "Yeah, sure."
An American Airlines flight is 1 hour away from arriving in Jalisco, Mexico.
TB3 was staring out the window. "Not that much longer 'til Mexico."
Mandaz woke up in the seat beside him. "What?"
Team Lyoko answered this time. "1 hour from our destiny."
The girl blinked around. "What happened to vertig and his arse?"
Team Lyoko got a wicked grin on his face, leaning across the aisle to poke Alpha-Omega. "Alpha, hit me my brother's cam."Alpha gave TL the camera, he and Osiris still cracking up after watching the whole thing... TL noticed the memory stick was empty. "With the other memory stick." Alpha handed him over the memory stick, and TL got the camera set and watched the film. "Nasty..."
[Everyone... it's time for vertig73 to "Take a shit" with The Left Rights... the song may be short, but it's hilarious enough for the situation.]
Before the plane took off, vertig73 arrived at the bathroom. He was waiting to enter. Before he got access to it...Alpha-Omega bustled up. "I need to take a piss quickly."
vertig73 nodded, moving aside. "Sure, go ahead."
Alpha entered and placed the camera on a corner, covering it with a t-shirt, securing that vertig wouldn't be able to spot it. Alpha flushed the toilet and exited the bathroom.
Alpha-Omega smiedl at his victim. "There you go." He watched vertig rub his stomach. "Have fun..."
vertig73 entered the bathroom, thanking Alpha.
He sat on the toilet, straining while taking a dump. "There goes the chocolates I had." He finished by peeing, but he still felt something in his stomach, it hurt him. "Crap..." He sat on the toilet again, groaning, moaning, and making grotesque faces as he crapped..or tried to anyway.. "What the bloody hell is going on?"
Everybody was looking at the camera, except for vertig who is was asleep.
Cassius335 rubbed his eyes. "Holy shit. The horror, the horror..."
TL leaned over. "Hey Lotho."
LothoFoxburr looked over at him. "What?"
"Can you get this video rolling at Hiro's party?" TL grinned at him.
LothoFoxburr nodded. "Sure."
Ransomed_Heart poked him to get his attention. "Lotho... We need to talk."
The pair returned to their seats.
Ransomed_Heart looked at him seriously. "When the flight ends, we gotta track Erynn."
LothoFoxburr looked uncertain. "You know how to drive a car?"
Ray grinned wickedly at him. "I have a Corvette at home."
"Cool."
Ransomed_Heart nodded. "Now c'mon, I wanna see the video..."
Both returned, just as Trikninja puked.
TB3 rolled his eyes, looing disgusted. "Go to the bathroom, Sanji."
Sanji glared at him for a split second before continuing to watch. "No fucking way." He kept on puking.
A flight attendant came up, looking concerned..and grossed out. "Sir, please go back to the bathroom..."
Sanji looked at her pitifully. "But..."
She tried to get tough now. "No buts, mister. Now do as I say or-"
Sanji was scared. "Or what?"
She smirked. "We'll toss you off the plane."
Trikninja's mind raced. Bollocks. "Okay." His friends laughed at him.
TL Back to the video. The group leaned in to start watching it again.
Sanji didn't move at all. "I'll hold myself..."
vertig73 was doubled over on the toilet, clutching at his stomach and making all manner of disgusting noises as he pushed with all his might and seemed to make no progress at all. Eventually, the air hostess noticed the time that vertig took on the bathroom.
vertig covered his manhood with his two hands while feces dropped out from his anus. "I can't move from here"
Quickly, the air hostess reached him water mixed with laxants. "Have this."
Unexpectedly, a vibrator came out from vertig's rectum, to the surprise of the air hostess, who fainted after seeing it coming out.
Vertig glanced at the vibrator. "Oh, fuck me" He hid it and dumped it to the bathroom's trash can, but little he knew that he was being filmed by his mates.
Chibi shuddered as the video came to an end. "Holy fucking shit, that was so damn nasty..."
LothoFoxburr glanced over at their victim, who was still out like a light, snoring softly. "Good thing that vertig's asleep."
A voice announced that the plane would land in Mexico in 20 minutes... So everyone returned to their original seats and buckled up their seatbelts.
Chibi glanced at Lotho. "After saving our butts, what 'cha gonna do?"
Lotho was about to answer when he remembered something. "Damn..."
Ransomed_Heart looked over. "What happened?"
Lotho frowned slightly. "I forgot something before on the other side."
[We all know that Wartonchan came to Mexico to find Lotho, but I'm sure someone else knew that the Candy Man would be at the city streets of Jalisco... Feels Just Like It Should (Jamiroquai)... now allow me to remember y'all how the Candy Man looked like.]
Meanwhile, more people arrived in Mexico.
Lani strolled off of the airplane, talking animatedly to LadyChaos. "YDV told me about it. Thank God I had a free ticket to go here."
"I wish I had that. Goddamn paycheck wasn't enough, so I covered it with my own cash. But I hope to have fun tonight..."
rachelkawaii beamed at the other girls. "We will, for sure... after reading Erynn's thread, we can guarantee our fun..."
Lani looked around, clearly excited. "I need to go shopping in a while."
LadyChaos nodded. "Me too..."
rachelkawaii rubbed her belly. "I'm hungry..."
As the ladies continued talking, two other guys were talking about something else.
wartonchan leaned over. "Tony, you're sure Lotho's in Mexico?"
codeTONY nodded. "Yeah. Didn't you read that cybersex thread in Big Kids Only?"
wartonchan blinked, thens aid loudly, "What cybersex thread?" The girls stopped talking to listen to the guys once they heard about BKO.
codeTONY continued enthusiatically. "That one where he banged Ransomed_Heart and xLyOkO mAsTeRx. They said he sucked ass. I cracked up two days ago reading all that shit. But they said they needed to go to Mexico and find Erynn 'cause they couldn't delete the thread." wartonchan burst into hysterical laughter at that, as did the girls. "But it's locked, so I couldn't laugh at it inside the thread."
Lani was still cracking up badly. "Seriously? I gotta see that thing!"
codeTONY nodded. "Yeah, but we need to find Lotho."
LadyChaos pouted. "Screw him, he's no fun."
wartonchan kept going anyway. "I need some passwords he knows to fix the latest problem at TechLinks. And he took his laptop with him... if we don't find him, TechLinks will not work for many days." He turned on his computer and got online. "Lotho, just turn on your damn laptop!"
Lani leaned over. "You're gonna hack him?"
wartonchan shrugged. "No other choice... so yeah."
A few silent minutes passed.
LadyChaos broke in. "Can I check my email?"
wartonchan curled himself around the laptop, covering it. "No, I'm busy."
LadyChaos pouted again. "Damn you."
wartonchan ignored her... A minute later, his face turned into a frown.
codeTONY sighed. "Now what?"
wartonchan groaned. "He doesn't have it on his pc."
codeTONY brushed it off. "Whatever, to hell with Lotho. Now let's find that mansion."
"It's on his head," wartonchan said.
codeTONY grinned. "I smell a wicked chase."
LadyChaos took charge. "Now we're 5. Let's take a cab to the Hilton hotel." wartonchan began biting his nails.
codeTONY nodded. "I did my part. Now, you go find Lotho in Mexico..." He thought to himself. If he finds Lotho, he'll lead me to Erynn. He grinned and passed his tongue through his lips. But I'm tired right now, so meeting Erynn drunk would be better. He walked towards the girls. "Warton, come with us."
wartonchan agreed. "All right."
Meanwhile, Linii and Erynn were in the bathroom.
Erynn was perched on the counter, watcing as Linii washed her face. "Linii, are you okay?"
Linii looked up, wiping at the water. "Kinda..." She touched her neck. "Shit, my necklace's gone." He started to cry, and Erynn huged her. "It was a present!"
Erynn looked at her, concerned. "Actually, the necklace torn into pieces a minute before you woke up."
Linii cried more. "Dammit. Hiro bought it from Ebay for me to wear it at the party last week. But I had some wild dreams... you and Vili were going to get married, but the Elric brothers kicked his ass to death. Then, Taelia exploded. Many people died and it was kinda crazy and fucked up and..." She trailed off, gasping for air.
Erynn looked weirded out. "What the fuck?"
Linii nodded, wiping at tears. "Yeah... for real." She continued telling the story to Erynn.
Finally, the plane with the Brits and Lotho's group arrived to Mexico... But they were all guided by policemen outside of the airport.
TB3 was making excuses loudly. "I swear, he attacked me first..."
Sanji muttered darkly. "You fucking choked him..."
TL glared around. "Goddammit Rhys, you forgot your medicine before the plane took off, now we're gonna get our arses fucked in jail."
Ransomed_Heart was walking along complacently. "Oh dear... I've lost all hope for deleting that thread."
Lotho didn't seem concerned over that anymore. "I'd rather be considered as a cybersex junkie than being called a prisioner's bitch... why the hell did you choke that man, TB3?"
Alpha_Omega was grumbling. "You idiot... now we can never enjoy our-" Sanji kicked him in the face to avoid any coked tea mentions. "we're still fucked up, you know?"
Chibi glanced around their little group. "And where the fuck are Morgan, veritg and Osiris?"
Ransomed_Heart smiled slightly as she thought to herself. They were in the airplane's bathroom... hope they can get us free from this.
The policeman spoke roughly. "Cállense ahora o yo mismo les violaré los culos en prisión" (Shut up now or I'll rape your asses myself in prision).
TL snapped back at him. "English, please." The policeman hit him with a stick in the face.
Lotho remembered Spanish swearing. "¡Cabrón!" The policemen hit him even harder.
The whole group, except Morgan, veritg73 and Osiris, were loaded into a large truck and transported to jail.
Meanwhile..Morgan, Osiris, and vertig were standing in the airport, looking lost without their group.
Morgan glared around. "What the fuck happened to those guys?"
Osiris chimed in. "TB3 choked a Paki..."
"Yer..." vertig agreed.
Morgan blinked. "Ah... I thought he did something worse."
Osiris continued. "The Paki died, actually."
"Nice..." Morgan snickered. "Now let's find Erynn."
vertig73 nodded. "Yer... and let's find x1 too."
Morgan glanced at him. "Are you gay by any chance?"
vertig73 looked confused. "No... and I can't remember how a dildo got stuck through my arse." Morgan and Osiris simply laughed..And vertig73 didn't get it. "What's so funny?"
Osiris managed to talk through the laughing. "You'll see later, mate. At Hiro's party..." Morgan cracked up harder.
vertig73 looked uncertain. "Okay..."
Morgan glanced at Osiris. "But how are you gonna...?"
Osiris grinned at her, leaning over to whisper. "I got the cam before the guys got busted."
Morgan smiled. "Sweet!"
[It ain't fun for these motherfucking niggas if they can't have none... go and listen to "Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)" with Snoop Dogg feat. Nate Dogg, Warren G & Kurupt.]
Snoop Dogg feat. Nate Dogg, Warren G & Kurupt, "Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)" was blasting as 4 niggas were riding a car on the streets.
Lil' Moe shouted above the beat. "Hey Carl, Jeffrey said the party was gonna be here, right?"
Carl nodded with a mouth full of chicken. "Yeah.."
Lil' Moe glanced at him. "What did ya said, brotha?"
Carl spat the chicken outside the car. "Yeah. Party near the beach tonight."
[Snoop Dogg's song faded away and we're tuned to the Beastie Boys with "Alive."]
'Big Dogg' Dave spat angerly at the stereo. "Goddammit, turn that shit off."
Pete snickered. "Dave, you gotta admit Beastie Boys ain't as bad as your sister's booty..."
'Big Dogg' Dave slapped Pete as the other guys laughed. "You're on shit, motherfucker. Put some Busta Rhymes, dogg."
[The radio station has changed and the new song on the air is "Pass The Courvoisier Part 2" with Busta Rhymes feat. P. Diddy]
"Why are we rolling in this crap?" Pete looked at their car.
Carl broke in. "Look, nigga. That was the first car we could steal so we could run away from those motherfucking cops. They never respect niggas, not even outside the States."
Lil' Moe snorted. "Hell, even Mexicans are respected here."
Carl looked amused at Moe's stupid statement. "Why don't you just shut the fuck up and drive?"
The car stopped at a red light... The black men looked at the Mercedes Benz Stonecreek was driving, which was pulled up next to them.
Carl whistled at it. "That ride is smokin'..."
'Big Dogg' Dave was looking out the other window, at a the lowrider with 2 mexicans and a stripper. "Fuck the Benz, I want to roll in that shit."
Lil' Moe glared at him. "I'm the motherfucking driver, so I say the Benz."
Dave glared right back. "We gotta show these mofo's that we are the business. So we stick with the lowrider."
A random guy who seemed to wash cars on the streets for a living started spraying what was apparently liquid soap on the entire car.
Lil' Moe laughed. "Awesome, they wash the entire car on the street."
Pete pointed at the guy. "You see? Those cholos motherfuckers have to wash cars for a living..."
The car washer pulled a lighter from his pocket, tossing it towards the car, and setting it on fire...
Carl scrambled for the door. "Holy shit, let's get the fuck outta here!"
The black people evacuated the car quickly, watching as it exploded in a giant fireball.
Pete watched the flames for a moment. "A'ight... let's roll in the Benz."
[They're currently listening to "Running down a dream" from Tom Petty, but it seems to be more like "Running towards their deaths" the way Stonecrek drives.]
"He's got Parkinson's" said Skysong. BAB made weird noise, turning a bit green.
Your De-Virtualization turned around to yell at him. "Oh no, stick your head outside the window!"
BAB stuck his head outside the window, vomiting to the outside. Stonecreek sped it up. "I've been taught to drive at fast speeds."
Blue Armor Boy pulled his head back into the car. "I think they have taught you how to commit death at fast speeds!!" He hugged Bubba, the cat, tightly.
Your De-Virtualization glanced back through the rear window. "Oh shit! The cops..."
"San Andreas, baby..." Skysong said sarcastically.
The police chased them through the city, weaving in-between cars and bringing in a helicopter to track the Benz from overhead.
Meanwhile, by a bridge... The amublance was 2 blocks away from its destination. Unfortunately for DarkLord however, the tires were poked out by some biker gangs.
One of the gang members, Luis, said to the other, "Joder... hasta se bajaron las de repuesto los pinches pendejos."
Martin, a second member, was looking at DL, thinking he was dead. "Creo que podemos tirar el cadáver al mar y llevar a la ciega en un taxi al hospital." He tossed DL out from the ambulance, leaving Misha there. "Ayúdame con esto."
Luis walked by, but Stonecreek's mad driving skills ran over the doctor and led the Benz into knocking against the ambulance vehicle, sending it straight to the sea... Stonecreek's car stopped functioning, and the guys bailed out of ti before it exploded.
Your De-Virtualization brushed himself off. "Next time, we take a fucking taxi!!"
Skysong was shuddering slightly. "The high speed horror..."
The Benz exploded, also provoking the police cars to blow away.
Stonecreek's eyes were wide. "Oh shit... we're most wanted."
Blue Armor Boy patted him on the shoulder sagely. "You're most wanted."
The 4 blacks dudes had been watching the whole ordeal.
Carl looked dissapointed. "Ah shit, now we don't even have a ride..."
Pete had an idea though. "Let's follow those mofo's instead..."
[They know that soon they can feel good and have a blast tonight... tune up to "Feel Good Inc." from Gorillaz.]
Meawhile, at Pizza Hut, other people arrive...Namely, NeoDude0, Ulrich&Yumi4Ever and Lutochris.
NeoDude0 waved. "Hi guys."
The people saluted the ex-Tomers.
x1 smiled at him. "Hey Neo. And what about Paige?"
NeoDude0 rolled his eyes. "She was being a brat and stormed off to go shopping."
x1 sighed. "Nevermind."
Just then, two paramedics arrived at the airport, rushing past the Pizza Hut.
Trillinka spotted the paramedics first. "Now what happened?"
DarthFerfer shrugged. "Maybe someone died..."
The paramedics were seen again, this time with a corpse shattered in blood and half front of the body without skin. A crying woman was walking next to the gurney.
x1 sat up a little, trying to get a better look. "Isn't that Blueyedblonde?"
It was indeed Blueyedblonde. "Angie!!" She sobbed as she walked next to the corpse.
Yizzy was staring. "No shit..."
x1 snickered, grinning. "Ding dong, the bitch is dead!!"
DarthFerfer raised his glass. "Cheers!!" HvonM and x1 joined him in clinking their glasses.
Ulrich&Yumi4Ever looked on is mild horror. "That's mean, guys."
NeoDude0 shrugged. "Another reason to party, right Stephen?"
x1 nodded. "Oh hell yeah!!"
Linii and Erynn returned from the bathroom, taking seats around the large table.
Yizzy leaned over. "Linii, you're okay?"
Linii-chan smiled slightly. "Yeah, thanks." She hugged Yizzy.
Erynn was focused on the scene that was unfolding before them with the paramedics. "What happened over there?"
"Taelia's dead," x1 quipped.
Erynn glanced at him, face lighting up. "For real?"
x1 smiled. "Hell yeah!"
Erynn looked thoughtful. "Interesting that you mention it..."
x1 looked confused. "Why?"
Linii-chan waved a hand to dismiss it for the moment. "I'll tell you later... Hiro hasn't arrived yet?"
HvonM shook his head. "No."
Linii-chan swore softly. "Dammit."
Just then, Blueyedblonde looked over and recognized Erynn through her tears.She came over, waving slightly. "Hi Erynn."
Erynn looked kinda uncomfortable. "Hi, wassup?"
Blueyedblonde looked sad again, crying a bit. "Taelia died..."
HvonM sighed. "The coked tea would have been useful right now."
Odd-Like-Me sighed too, knowing what HvonM meant. "Agreed."
Erynn tried to cheer her up. "Hey girl, we have a party tonight. Wanna come?"
Blueyedblonde thought for a moment. "Well..." She realized that she had only come to help Taelia out, she quickly changed mood. "Yeah, sure!"
Agents Blackey and Whitey returned to the mansion.
Agent Blackey was prowling among the workers. "Hey, you lazy ass bums!" The workers middle fingered Blackey.
Agent Whitey tried to make nice. "Ignore this retard. Anyways, word is that Marquez told us that our boss is picking up his friends. Now, I suppose that everything's almost set... did the special guests confirme their arrival to Mexico?"
A random employee spoke up, rambling off several celebrity names, saying that they had confirmed their arrival.
"Okay," Whitey nodded.
Agent Blackey spoke to his partner quietly. "Hey Whitey, you think that mofo Dylan gonna arrive?"
Agent Whitey nodded. "He can't stop himself from being a jackass, so yeah."
Agent Blackey looked around. "Anyways, where's our boss Marquez? He ain't told us where he is at the moment."
Agent Whitey shrugged. "Drunk at a bar, I guess. Oh... Chivas and América are playing right now." He turned on the tv... it was seconds til the end of the match, the score was 1-0 and a penalty kick for Chivas.... Bautista kicked the penalty higher than Roberto Baggio did on USA '94, and América won the match.
Agent Blackey flew into a rage. "Son of a bitch!!" He grabbed a gun and aimed at the tv screen, but Whitey stopped him.
"You fool! Marquez's gonna kick your ass if the boss finds out the plasma tv's screwed up."
Agent Blackey put the gun away. "Whatever. Later, those pothead nerds will trash it up anyway..."
A Mercedes Benz with bloodstains on the front and on the windows was cruising through the streets. Stonecreek was driving the vehicle, next to him was YDV, and in the back seats were BAB, Skysong and JeanGrey.
JeanGrey kicked the back of the driver's seat. "Goddammit, you drive like a bitch!"
Skysong chimed in."Oh hell, even Christopher Reeves can drive better than you!"
Stonecreek knocked down a trash can and a handicapped person in a wheel chair, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake.
Blue Armor Boy clutched frantically at the back of the passenger seat. "Slow it down!!"
Stonecreek disobeyed him, crashing the car at Banamex, then getting out of there and continuing to drive like shit.
JeanGrey raised her voice again. "For the love of God, you're not that nigger from GTA San Andreas who has to run away from cops!"
[Remember the previous letters from Enki to the VA's? Tune into to "Stan" from Eminem feat. Dido to catch the feeling again...]
Meanwhile Enki briefly got Internet access. He checked his Lyoko Freak Private Messages. On the Outbox, there was a private message to Matthew Geczy that hadn't been read yet.
Dear Matt
You still ain't read my post, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up for you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio, you didn't had to
But you could have signed an autograph for Jeffrey
That's my biggest homie, man, he's only just OBoy
We waited in the blistering cold for you 4 hours and you just said "no".
That's pretty shitty, man. You're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man. He likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, I just don't like being lied to.
Remember when we met in Paris - you said if I'd write you
You would write back - see Im just like you in a way
I never knew my grandpa neither;
He used to always cheat on his wife and beat her
I can relate to what youre saying in your shows
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name around my balls
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My mother's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she dont know you like I know you Matt, no one does
She dont know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta write me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Frank
P.s. We should be together too.
[Time for the silence as a soon to be important event will take place. And thanks again for reading this so far.]
Hiroshi and the Hobo-powered Egyptian Block finally arrived at the airport. Meanwhile, Hiro's friends were talking about other stuff while they waited for him.
NeoDude was trying to entertain the table. "Now role-playing is interesting when hosted at forums..."
x1 broke in. "Role-playing is for retards..."
Star Way laughed. "Hahaha..."
x1 blinked at her. "What?"
Star Way grinned. "Santa!!" She proceeded to glomp x1.
Yizzy rose slightly in her seat, raising a fist. "Like hell you.."
Lutochris was looking at a vehicle outside. "What the hell is that thing?"
Ulrich&Yumi4Ever stared too. "Looks like an Egyptian..."
Hiroshi arrived and touched x1 from behind.
x1 muttered darkly. "Now what?" He turned and looked at Hiro. "Holy shit, you arrived!!"
Hiroshi looked at the bits of bread and mustard on x1's t-shirt. "I can see that you're x1."
x1 nodded. "Damn right. I just humped my sandwich..." Everyone but Hiroshi and Linii stared weirdly at x1.
Linii looked up, excited now. "Hiro??"
Hiro looked back at her. "Linii??"
Linii awoke from the dream thanks to a swift kick in the chest from x1, rather quickly. She rubbed her eyes, trying to shake the dream from her head. "What happened?"
x1 answered her. "I think Hiroshi's gonna arrive by any minute."
Odd-Like-Me perked up. "Really? Yay..."
That earned a weird look from Star Way. "Haha... why the big joy? Linii's the one that should be hyperly happy."
Odd-Like-Me shrugged. "The stuff I've been through. Now, it's time to-"
The cutoff came from HvonM "Stuff like this." He tossed Odd-Like-Me to the floor and stomped on his testicles, making the Irish boy relive the same pain again.
Darth Ferfer watched with wide eyes. "Holy crap, man. Now I got the idea of what happened to him."
JoeDaHobo looked unimpressed. "It can't be as worse than hot coffee on your face."
"Linii told us you whined like a girl," x1 retorted with a snicker.
JoeDaHobo defending himself by making a reference to Samblob's yelling earlier. "I wasn't the one who screamed out loud as a hyena at the airport."
Odd-Like-Me was writhing on the floor, muttering darkly at HvonM. "Son of a-" Yizzy placed her hand over his mouth to avoid hearing him cursing, but he bit her instead. Yizzy screamed in pain, jumping back.
x1 grabbed Odd-Like-Me by the hair, hauling him up off of the floor to eye level. "Bitch, you're gonna-" He was about to kick his head, but was distracted by looking at Linii, who didn't look so good.
She placed a hand to her forehead. "I need to go to the bathroom. I don't feel well."
Darth Ferfer blinked. "Oh really?"
Linii-chan nodded. "Yahh, really."
Star Way rose ot her feet. "I'll walk you there." She turned to the others. "Guys, stay here until Hiroshi appears, kay?" Everybody nodded their heads. "Good Erynnists."
x1 leaned over and whispered to Yizzy. "Erynnism, my ass..." Erynn glared at him. "Help Linii."
HvonM was apologizing to Odd-Like-Me. "Sorry dude, I just wanted to be descriptive."
Odd-Like-Me glared. "You should have done that to x1."
x1 hugged Yizzy. "Why me, prick?"
"You remind me of TB3. Sorry for your hand, Yizzy," Odd-Like-Me spologized.
Yizzy was clearly still not that happy. "Okay..."
"What the fuck?" x1 asked.
The whole group walked into a Pizza Hut restaurant.
JoeDaHobo cast a wary look at the menu. "I'll pass. Not hungry right now."
Trillinka nodded. "Same here." She lit up a cigarette. "Now what time is it?"
HvonM checked his watch. "5:50 pm. Linii just woke up one hour after I met you guys."
x1 was looking around. "Damn, I wonder where Rodri must be..."
Yizzy remembered Rodri's smoking habits. "Getting high."
x1 nodded. "Yeah, sure."
An American Airlines flight is 1 hour away from arriving in Jalisco, Mexico.
TB3 was staring out the window. "Not that much longer 'til Mexico."
Mandaz woke up in the seat beside him. "What?"
Team Lyoko answered this time. "1 hour from our destiny."
The girl blinked around. "What happened to vertig and his arse?"
Team Lyoko got a wicked grin on his face, leaning across the aisle to poke Alpha-Omega. "Alpha, hit me my brother's cam."Alpha gave TL the camera, he and Osiris still cracking up after watching the whole thing... TL noticed the memory stick was empty. "With the other memory stick." Alpha handed him over the memory stick, and TL got the camera set and watched the film. "Nasty..."
[Everyone... it's time for vertig73 to "Take a shit" with The Left Rights... the song may be short, but it's hilarious enough for the situation.]
Before the plane took off, vertig73 arrived at the bathroom. He was waiting to enter. Before he got access to it...Alpha-Omega bustled up. "I need to take a piss quickly."
vertig73 nodded, moving aside. "Sure, go ahead."
Alpha entered and placed the camera on a corner, covering it with a t-shirt, securing that vertig wouldn't be able to spot it. Alpha flushed the toilet and exited the bathroom.
Alpha-Omega smiedl at his victim. "There you go." He watched vertig rub his stomach. "Have fun..."
vertig73 entered the bathroom, thanking Alpha.
He sat on the toilet, straining while taking a dump. "There goes the chocolates I had." He finished by peeing, but he still felt something in his stomach, it hurt him. "Crap..." He sat on the toilet again, groaning, moaning, and making grotesque faces as he crapped..or tried to anyway.. "What the bloody hell is going on?"
Everybody was looking at the camera, except for vertig who is was asleep.
Cassius335 rubbed his eyes. "Holy shit. The horror, the horror..."
TL leaned over. "Hey Lotho."
LothoFoxburr looked over at him. "What?"
"Can you get this video rolling at Hiro's party?" TL grinned at him.
LothoFoxburr nodded. "Sure."
Ransomed_Heart poked him to get his attention. "Lotho... We need to talk."
The pair returned to their seats.
Ransomed_Heart looked at him seriously. "When the flight ends, we gotta track Erynn."
LothoFoxburr looked uncertain. "You know how to drive a car?"
Ray grinned wickedly at him. "I have a Corvette at home."
"Cool."
Ransomed_Heart nodded. "Now c'mon, I wanna see the video..."
Both returned, just as Trikninja puked.
TB3 rolled his eyes, looing disgusted. "Go to the bathroom, Sanji."
Sanji glared at him for a split second before continuing to watch. "No fucking way." He kept on puking.
A flight attendant came up, looking concerned..and grossed out. "Sir, please go back to the bathroom..."
Sanji looked at her pitifully. "But..."
She tried to get tough now. "No buts, mister. Now do as I say or-"
Sanji was scared. "Or what?"
She smirked. "We'll toss you off the plane."
Trikninja's mind raced. Bollocks. "Okay." His friends laughed at him.
TL Back to the video. The group leaned in to start watching it again.
Sanji didn't move at all. "I'll hold myself..."
vertig73 was doubled over on the toilet, clutching at his stomach and making all manner of disgusting noises as he pushed with all his might and seemed to make no progress at all. Eventually, the air hostess noticed the time that vertig took on the bathroom.
vertig covered his manhood with his two hands while feces dropped out from his anus. "I can't move from here"
Quickly, the air hostess reached him water mixed with laxants. "Have this."
Unexpectedly, a vibrator came out from vertig's rectum, to the surprise of the air hostess, who fainted after seeing it coming out.
Vertig glanced at the vibrator. "Oh, fuck me" He hid it and dumped it to the bathroom's trash can, but little he knew that he was being filmed by his mates.
Chibi shuddered as the video came to an end. "Holy fucking shit, that was so damn nasty..."
LothoFoxburr glanced over at their victim, who was still out like a light, snoring softly. "Good thing that vertig's asleep."
A voice announced that the plane would land in Mexico in 20 minutes... So everyone returned to their original seats and buckled up their seatbelts.
Chibi glanced at Lotho. "After saving our butts, what 'cha gonna do?"
Lotho was about to answer when he remembered something. "Damn..."
Ransomed_Heart looked over. "What happened?"
Lotho frowned slightly. "I forgot something before on the other side."
[We all know that Wartonchan came to Mexico to find Lotho, but I'm sure someone else knew that the Candy Man would be at the city streets of Jalisco... Feels Just Like It Should (Jamiroquai)... now allow me to remember y'all how the Candy Man looked like.]
Meanwhile, more people arrived in Mexico.
Lani strolled off of the airplane, talking animatedly to LadyChaos. "YDV told me about it. Thank God I had a free ticket to go here."
"I wish I had that. Goddamn paycheck wasn't enough, so I covered it with my own cash. But I hope to have fun tonight..."
rachelkawaii beamed at the other girls. "We will, for sure... after reading Erynn's thread, we can guarantee our fun..."
Lani looked around, clearly excited. "I need to go shopping in a while."
LadyChaos nodded. "Me too..."
rachelkawaii rubbed her belly. "I'm hungry..."
As the ladies continued talking, two other guys were talking about something else.
wartonchan leaned over. "Tony, you're sure Lotho's in Mexico?"
codeTONY nodded. "Yeah. Didn't you read that cybersex thread in Big Kids Only?"
wartonchan blinked, thens aid loudly, "What cybersex thread?" The girls stopped talking to listen to the guys once they heard about BKO.
codeTONY continued enthusiatically. "That one where he banged Ransomed_Heart and xLyOkO mAsTeRx. They said he sucked ass. I cracked up two days ago reading all that shit. But they said they needed to go to Mexico and find Erynn 'cause they couldn't delete the thread." wartonchan burst into hysterical laughter at that, as did the girls. "But it's locked, so I couldn't laugh at it inside the thread."
Lani was still cracking up badly. "Seriously? I gotta see that thing!"
codeTONY nodded. "Yeah, but we need to find Lotho."
LadyChaos pouted. "Screw him, he's no fun."
wartonchan kept going anyway. "I need some passwords he knows to fix the latest problem at TechLinks. And he took his laptop with him... if we don't find him, TechLinks will not work for many days." He turned on his computer and got online. "Lotho, just turn on your damn laptop!"
Lani leaned over. "You're gonna hack him?"
wartonchan shrugged. "No other choice... so yeah."
A few silent minutes passed.
LadyChaos broke in. "Can I check my email?"
wartonchan curled himself around the laptop, covering it. "No, I'm busy."
LadyChaos pouted again. "Damn you."
wartonchan ignored her... A minute later, his face turned into a frown.
codeTONY sighed. "Now what?"
wartonchan groaned. "He doesn't have it on his pc."
codeTONY brushed it off. "Whatever, to hell with Lotho. Now let's find that mansion."
"It's on his head," wartonchan said.
codeTONY grinned. "I smell a wicked chase."
LadyChaos took charge. "Now we're 5. Let's take a cab to the Hilton hotel." wartonchan began biting his nails.
codeTONY nodded. "I did my part. Now, you go find Lotho in Mexico..." He thought to himself. If he finds Lotho, he'll lead me to Erynn. He grinned and passed his tongue through his lips. But I'm tired right now, so meeting Erynn drunk would be better. He walked towards the girls. "Warton, come with us."
wartonchan agreed. "All right."
Meanwhile, Linii and Erynn were in the bathroom.
Erynn was perched on the counter, watcing as Linii washed her face. "Linii, are you okay?"
Linii looked up, wiping at the water. "Kinda..." She touched her neck. "Shit, my necklace's gone." He started to cry, and Erynn huged her. "It was a present!"
Erynn looked at her, concerned. "Actually, the necklace torn into pieces a minute before you woke up."
Linii cried more. "Dammit. Hiro bought it from Ebay for me to wear it at the party last week. But I had some wild dreams... you and Vili were going to get married, but the Elric brothers kicked his ass to death. Then, Taelia exploded. Many people died and it was kinda crazy and fucked up and..." She trailed off, gasping for air.
Erynn looked weirded out. "What the fuck?"
Linii nodded, wiping at tears. "Yeah... for real." She continued telling the story to Erynn.
Finally, the plane with the Brits and Lotho's group arrived to Mexico... But they were all guided by policemen outside of the airport.
TB3 was making excuses loudly. "I swear, he attacked me first..."
Sanji muttered darkly. "You fucking choked him..."
TL glared around. "Goddammit Rhys, you forgot your medicine before the plane took off, now we're gonna get our arses fucked in jail."
Ransomed_Heart was walking along complacently. "Oh dear... I've lost all hope for deleting that thread."
Lotho didn't seem concerned over that anymore. "I'd rather be considered as a cybersex junkie than being called a prisioner's bitch... why the hell did you choke that man, TB3?"
Alpha_Omega was grumbling. "You idiot... now we can never enjoy our-" Sanji kicked him in the face to avoid any coked tea mentions. "we're still fucked up, you know?"
Chibi glanced around their little group. "And where the fuck are Morgan, veritg and Osiris?"
Ransomed_Heart smiled slightly as she thought to herself. They were in the airplane's bathroom... hope they can get us free from this.
The policeman spoke roughly. "Cállense ahora o yo mismo les violaré los culos en prisión" (Shut up now or I'll rape your asses myself in prision).
TL snapped back at him. "English, please." The policeman hit him with a stick in the face.
Lotho remembered Spanish swearing. "¡Cabrón!" The policemen hit him even harder.
The whole group, except Morgan, veritg73 and Osiris, were loaded into a large truck and transported to jail.
Meanwhile..Morgan, Osiris, and vertig were standing in the airport, looking lost without their group.
Morgan glared around. "What the fuck happened to those guys?"
Osiris chimed in. "TB3 choked a Paki..."
"Yer..." vertig agreed.
Morgan blinked. "Ah... I thought he did something worse."
Osiris continued. "The Paki died, actually."
"Nice..." Morgan snickered. "Now let's find Erynn."
vertig73 nodded. "Yer... and let's find x1 too."
Morgan glanced at him. "Are you gay by any chance?"
vertig73 looked confused. "No... and I can't remember how a dildo got stuck through my arse." Morgan and Osiris simply laughed..And vertig73 didn't get it. "What's so funny?"
Osiris managed to talk through the laughing. "You'll see later, mate. At Hiro's party..." Morgan cracked up harder.
vertig73 looked uncertain. "Okay..."
Morgan glanced at Osiris. "But how are you gonna...?"
Osiris grinned at her, leaning over to whisper. "I got the cam before the guys got busted."
Morgan smiled. "Sweet!"
[It ain't fun for these motherfucking niggas if they can't have none... go and listen to "Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)" with Snoop Dogg feat. Nate Dogg, Warren G & Kurupt.]
Snoop Dogg feat. Nate Dogg, Warren G & Kurupt, "Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)" was blasting as 4 niggas were riding a car on the streets.
Lil' Moe shouted above the beat. "Hey Carl, Jeffrey said the party was gonna be here, right?"
Carl nodded with a mouth full of chicken. "Yeah.."
Lil' Moe glanced at him. "What did ya said, brotha?"
Carl spat the chicken outside the car. "Yeah. Party near the beach tonight."
[Snoop Dogg's song faded away and we're tuned to the Beastie Boys with "Alive."]
'Big Dogg' Dave spat angerly at the stereo. "Goddammit, turn that shit off."
Pete snickered. "Dave, you gotta admit Beastie Boys ain't as bad as your sister's booty..."
'Big Dogg' Dave slapped Pete as the other guys laughed. "You're on shit, motherfucker. Put some Busta Rhymes, dogg."
[The radio station has changed and the new song on the air is "Pass The Courvoisier Part 2" with Busta Rhymes feat. P. Diddy]
"Why are we rolling in this crap?" Pete looked at their car.
Carl broke in. "Look, nigga. That was the first car we could steal so we could run away from those motherfucking cops. They never respect niggas, not even outside the States."
Lil' Moe snorted. "Hell, even Mexicans are respected here."
Carl looked amused at Moe's stupid statement. "Why don't you just shut the fuck up and drive?"
The car stopped at a red light... The black men looked at the Mercedes Benz Stonecreek was driving, which was pulled up next to them.
Carl whistled at it. "That ride is smokin'..."
'Big Dogg' Dave was looking out the other window, at a the lowrider with 2 mexicans and a stripper. "Fuck the Benz, I want to roll in that shit."
Lil' Moe glared at him. "I'm the motherfucking driver, so I say the Benz."
Dave glared right back. "We gotta show these mofo's that we are the business. So we stick with the lowrider."
A random guy who seemed to wash cars on the streets for a living started spraying what was apparently liquid soap on the entire car.
Lil' Moe laughed. "Awesome, they wash the entire car on the street."
Pete pointed at the guy. "You see? Those cholos motherfuckers have to wash cars for a living..."
The car washer pulled a lighter from his pocket, tossing it towards the car, and setting it on fire...
Carl scrambled for the door. "Holy shit, let's get the fuck outta here!"
The black people evacuated the car quickly, watching as it exploded in a giant fireball.
Pete watched the flames for a moment. "A'ight... let's roll in the Benz."
[They're currently listening to "Running down a dream" from Tom Petty, but it seems to be more like "Running towards their deaths" the way Stonecrek drives.]
"He's got Parkinson's" said Skysong. BAB made weird noise, turning a bit green.
Your De-Virtualization turned around to yell at him. "Oh no, stick your head outside the window!"
BAB stuck his head outside the window, vomiting to the outside. Stonecreek sped it up. "I've been taught to drive at fast speeds."
Blue Armor Boy pulled his head back into the car. "I think they have taught you how to commit death at fast speeds!!" He hugged Bubba, the cat, tightly.
Your De-Virtualization glanced back through the rear window. "Oh shit! The cops..."
"San Andreas, baby..." Skysong said sarcastically.
The police chased them through the city, weaving in-between cars and bringing in a helicopter to track the Benz from overhead.
Meanwhile, by a bridge... The amublance was 2 blocks away from its destination. Unfortunately for DarkLord however, the tires were poked out by some biker gangs.
One of the gang members, Luis, said to the other, "Joder... hasta se bajaron las de repuesto los pinches pendejos."
Martin, a second member, was looking at DL, thinking he was dead. "Creo que podemos tirar el cadáver al mar y llevar a la ciega en un taxi al hospital." He tossed DL out from the ambulance, leaving Misha there. "Ayúdame con esto."
Luis walked by, but Stonecreek's mad driving skills ran over the doctor and led the Benz into knocking against the ambulance vehicle, sending it straight to the sea... Stonecreek's car stopped functioning, and the guys bailed out of ti before it exploded.
Your De-Virtualization brushed himself off. "Next time, we take a fucking taxi!!"
Skysong was shuddering slightly. "The high speed horror..."
The Benz exploded, also provoking the police cars to blow away.
Stonecreek's eyes were wide. "Oh shit... we're most wanted."
Blue Armor Boy patted him on the shoulder sagely. "You're most wanted."
The 4 blacks dudes had been watching the whole ordeal.
Carl looked dissapointed. "Ah shit, now we don't even have a ride..."
Pete had an idea though. "Let's follow those mofo's instead..."
[They know that soon they can feel good and have a blast tonight... tune up to "Feel Good Inc." from Gorillaz.]
Meawhile, at Pizza Hut, other people arrive...Namely, NeoDude0, Ulrich&Yumi4Ever and Lutochris.
NeoDude0 waved. "Hi guys."
The people saluted the ex-Tomers.
x1 smiled at him. "Hey Neo. And what about Paige?"
NeoDude0 rolled his eyes. "She was being a brat and stormed off to go shopping."
x1 sighed. "Nevermind."
Just then, two paramedics arrived at the airport, rushing past the Pizza Hut.
Trillinka spotted the paramedics first. "Now what happened?"
DarthFerfer shrugged. "Maybe someone died..."
The paramedics were seen again, this time with a corpse shattered in blood and half front of the body without skin. A crying woman was walking next to the gurney.
x1 sat up a little, trying to get a better look. "Isn't that Blueyedblonde?"
It was indeed Blueyedblonde. "Angie!!" She sobbed as she walked next to the corpse.
Yizzy was staring. "No shit..."
x1 snickered, grinning. "Ding dong, the bitch is dead!!"
DarthFerfer raised his glass. "Cheers!!" HvonM and x1 joined him in clinking their glasses.
Ulrich&Yumi4Ever looked on is mild horror. "That's mean, guys."
NeoDude0 shrugged. "Another reason to party, right Stephen?"
x1 nodded. "Oh hell yeah!!"
Linii and Erynn returned from the bathroom, taking seats around the large table.
Yizzy leaned over. "Linii, you're okay?"
Linii-chan smiled slightly. "Yeah, thanks." She hugged Yizzy.
Erynn was focused on the scene that was unfolding before them with the paramedics. "What happened over there?"
"Taelia's dead," x1 quipped.
Erynn glanced at him, face lighting up. "For real?"
x1 smiled. "Hell yeah!"
Erynn looked thoughtful. "Interesting that you mention it..."
x1 looked confused. "Why?"
Linii-chan waved a hand to dismiss it for the moment. "I'll tell you later... Hiro hasn't arrived yet?"
HvonM shook his head. "No."
Linii-chan swore softly. "Dammit."
Just then, Blueyedblonde looked over and recognized Erynn through her tears.She came over, waving slightly. "Hi Erynn."
Erynn looked kinda uncomfortable. "Hi, wassup?"
Blueyedblonde looked sad again, crying a bit. "Taelia died..."
HvonM sighed. "The coked tea would have been useful right now."
Odd-Like-Me sighed too, knowing what HvonM meant. "Agreed."
Erynn tried to cheer her up. "Hey girl, we have a party tonight. Wanna come?"
Blueyedblonde thought for a moment. "Well..." She realized that she had only come to help Taelia out, she quickly changed mood. "Yeah, sure!"
Agents Blackey and Whitey returned to the mansion.
Agent Blackey was prowling among the workers. "Hey, you lazy ass bums!" The workers middle fingered Blackey.
Agent Whitey tried to make nice. "Ignore this retard. Anyways, word is that Marquez told us that our boss is picking up his friends. Now, I suppose that everything's almost set... did the special guests confirme their arrival to Mexico?"
A random employee spoke up, rambling off several celebrity names, saying that they had confirmed their arrival.
"Okay," Whitey nodded.
Agent Blackey spoke to his partner quietly. "Hey Whitey, you think that mofo Dylan gonna arrive?"
Agent Whitey nodded. "He can't stop himself from being a jackass, so yeah."
Agent Blackey looked around. "Anyways, where's our boss Marquez? He ain't told us where he is at the moment."
Agent Whitey shrugged. "Drunk at a bar, I guess. Oh... Chivas and América are playing right now." He turned on the tv... it was seconds til the end of the match, the score was 1-0 and a penalty kick for Chivas.... Bautista kicked the penalty higher than Roberto Baggio did on USA '94, and América won the match.
Agent Blackey flew into a rage. "Son of a bitch!!" He grabbed a gun and aimed at the tv screen, but Whitey stopped him.
"You fool! Marquez's gonna kick your ass if the boss finds out the plasma tv's screwed up."
Agent Blackey put the gun away. "Whatever. Later, those pothead nerds will trash it up anyway..."
A Mercedes Benz with bloodstains on the front and on the windows was cruising through the streets. Stonecreek was driving the vehicle, next to him was YDV, and in the back seats were BAB, Skysong and JeanGrey.
JeanGrey kicked the back of the driver's seat. "Goddammit, you drive like a bitch!"
Skysong chimed in."Oh hell, even Christopher Reeves can drive better than you!"
Stonecreek knocked down a trash can and a handicapped person in a wheel chair, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake.
Blue Armor Boy clutched frantically at the back of the passenger seat. "Slow it down!!"
Stonecreek disobeyed him, crashing the car at Banamex, then getting out of there and continuing to drive like shit.
JeanGrey raised her voice again. "For the love of God, you're not that nigger from GTA San Andreas who has to run away from cops!"
[Remember the previous letters from Enki to the VA's? Tune into to "Stan" from Eminem feat. Dido to catch the feeling again...]
Meanwhile Enki briefly got Internet access. He checked his Lyoko Freak Private Messages. On the Outbox, there was a private message to Matthew Geczy that hadn't been read yet.
Dear Matt
You still ain't read my post, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up for you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the studio, you didn't had to
But you could have signed an autograph for Jeffrey
That's my biggest homie, man, he's only just OBoy
We waited in the blistering cold for you 4 hours and you just said "no".
That's pretty shitty, man. You're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man. He likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad, I just don't like being lied to.
Remember when we met in Paris - you said if I'd write you
You would write back - see Im just like you in a way
I never knew my grandpa neither;
He used to always cheat on his wife and beat her
I can relate to what youre saying in your shows
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name around my balls
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My mother's jealous cause I talk about you 24/7
But she dont know you like I know you Matt, no one does
She dont know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta write me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, Frank
P.s. We should be together too.
[Time for the silence as a soon to be important event will take place. And thanks again for reading this so far.]
Hiroshi and the Hobo-powered Egyptian Block finally arrived at the airport. Meanwhile, Hiro's friends were talking about other stuff while they waited for him.
NeoDude was trying to entertain the table. "Now role-playing is interesting when hosted at forums..."
x1 broke in. "Role-playing is for retards..."
Star Way laughed. "Hahaha..."
x1 blinked at her. "What?"
Star Way grinned. "Santa!!" She proceeded to glomp x1.
Yizzy rose slightly in her seat, raising a fist. "Like hell you.."
Lutochris was looking at a vehicle outside. "What the hell is that thing?"
Ulrich&Yumi4Ever stared too. "Looks like an Egyptian..."
Hiroshi arrived and touched x1 from behind.
x1 muttered darkly. "Now what?" He turned and looked at Hiro. "Holy shit, you arrived!!"
Hiroshi looked at the bits of bread and mustard on x1's t-shirt. "I can see that you're x1."
x1 nodded. "Damn right. I just humped my sandwich..." Everyone but Hiroshi and Linii stared weirdly at x1.
Linii looked up, excited now. "Hiro??"
Hiro looked back at her. "Linii??"