Chapter XV - Distortion (08:00pm - 08:20pm)
The following events take place between 08:00pm and 08:20pm
08:00:00pm
[Tune in to Radiohead's "Karma Police" as we travel through jail... you know, karma can bite you back in the ass.]
Inside the jail, a bell rang to announce dinner time.
Trikninja looked up in annoyance. "What's the bloody bell ringing for?"
TB3 rolled his eyes. "Dinner time."
Trikninja blinked, looking a little disbelieving. "Oh, really?"
Alpha-Omega nodded and rose to his feet. The others did the same, moving to the door of their cell. "Yeah. Let's see what's up for tonight."
Lotho hung his head. "Can this get any worse?"
"Nope, but I haven't eaten much, except for the meal on the airplane." Ransomed_Heart chimed in.
08:00:18pm
Meanwhile, the other group had arrived at the mansion where the party was to be held.
Star Way was leading the way. "Hey, here's the doorknocker." She used it to knock on the door. As if on cue, a loud scream was heard, making the whole group jump and look around uneasily. "What the fuck was that?"
x1 looked at Erynn. "You're stomping on Joe's balls," he informed her.
Star Way looked at Joe. "Oh, sorry." She moved her foot, and knocked on the door again. Again, the screaming was heard. Werwek and Marquez were the only two who looked calm now.
x1 glanced around. "Damn, that wasn't Joe..." Star Way put on a determined look and knocked on the door again, and once more the screaming echoed. Werwek burst into laughter.
Linii-chan looked nervous and annoyed by his amusement. "Hiro, that ain't funny..."
Hiroshi felt the need to explain then. "Well, that guy's testicles are connected to the doorknocker." This got some surprised gasps from the group. "You hit him once, a boot filled with cement falls towards his balls..." The surprise transformed into shock.
x1 got a wicked grin on his face and pushed Star Way aside. "Damn, that is fun!" He grabbed the doorknocker and slammed it down several times.
Darth Ferfer shook his head. "He's not gonna make it through the night."
Suddenly the screaming stopped, even though the knocking continued. x1 stopped, looking a little confused and disappointed.
Agent Marquez coughed. "Sir, I think our bell has died."
Trillinka looked a little sick. "That's just plain twisted..."
Werwek shrugged nonchalantly. "Well..." The door swung open, as if inviting the guests to take a tour of the mansion. "Let's go in now."
08:00:55pm
Back at the jail, dinner was not going well...
Trikninja was glaring around them. "Bollocks, a bloody line for bullcrap dinner. But I'm hungry. Anyways...”
More prisoners shoved their way into the line, some cutting other prisoners for better spots. TB3 watched this nervously. "Crikey, my bad vibe tells me I sense a brawl coming up right now."
Lotho smiled at the thought. "Where's my digicam?"
Some Mexican prisoners began to argue for their spot in line, the violence escalating until one pulled a knife from his pocket and began waving it around threateningly. TL shifted from foot to foot, looking like he was about to piss his pants.
Cassius335 elbowed him. "What's wrong with you?" TL didn't answer, instead beginning to bite his nails. Cassius shrugged. "Oh, well..."
Trikninja looked at TL in disgust. "Stop being a sissy, will you?"
TL was ignoring the other two, having been caught up in staring at a prisoner that had a gun in his pocket.
Ransomed_Heart followed his gave, face contorting in disgust. "Are you looking at that man's crotch?"
That caught TL's attention, and he snapped his gaze over to Ray in alarm. "What??"
Trikninja looked at TL like he was maybe just a bit crazy. "You're behaving a bit weird, mate. Tell us what is wrong. I have no problem if you like other people's manhood, but stop acting like a pussy. Now all of them are looking at us like Christmas presents." He shifted his gaze around the room, where all the other prisoners had stopped and were looking at their group like fresh meat.
Lotho looked less amused now. "We're fucked."
"Beyond fucked." Cassius335 clarified.
08:01:36pm
[As we enter the mansion... tune the volume up 'cause we're gonna blast the house with "Ready Steady Go" from Paul Oakenfold.]
The TvTomers entered the living room of the mansion, which was amazingly huge, with plush furniture and a big-screen TV.
Linii's mouth was gaping open as she looked around. "Holy shit! This is awesome!"
x1 nodded at the room approvingly. "Like I said, this is the house of orgy, homies!"
Hiro rolled his eyes. "Go fuck yourself, you emo faggot."
"Douche bag," x1 shot back.
Hiro lunged at x1 and tried to put him in a sleephold. The boy struggled for a few moments until Linii raised her wrench and made an "a-hem" noise. Both boys stopped and back away from one another.
JoeDaHobo seemed to have recovered from the pain, and woke up to look at x1's hair. "Man, you are so emo!"
"Linii, nail him," Hiro advised.
x1 glared at him. "I thought you loved her."
Hiro improvised then. "Hand me that wrench"
x1 shook his head. "Fuck this." He ran away, and following behind him were the sounds of Joe getting hit again. This time he was busted wide open, spouting blood from a large gash to his forehead.
Hiro pointed at Joe lying in the floor. Or more specifically, he pointed at the large pool of blood that was gathering under the boy's head. "Hey Marquez, clean this mess. And get rid of this rat if it's necessary."
08:02:17pm
At a hotel, yet another group had checked in.
Blue Armor Boy looked a little pouty. "Hey, the party began some time ago."
Stonecreek waved him off, unconcerned. "Let's crash that party later. I don't even think it's actually begun."
Blue Armor Boy looked a little bit confused. "How so?"
Stonecreek shrugged. "Lame hour to have something interesting happen. I say let's wait an hour."
Now Blue Armor Boy was really pouting. "If we're late, there won't be any booze left for us."
Stonecreek remedied this by tossing BAB a beer. "We're going to a mansion, for fuck's sake. There's gonna be a shitload of blue stuff, beer, rum and many other stuff you haven't even put your tongue on."
Skysong cocked her head to one side, chiming in. "Like a cat?"
JeanGrey shook her head, tone serious. "Nah, he rapes cats. Why do you think we still got that damn cat with us?"
Blue Armor Boy looked a little wounded now. "I don't do..."
"Bullshit." Stonecreek cut him off.
08:02:47pm
Back at the jail, things still weren't going very well...
Katie and Darkborn were joining the line for lunch. TB3 didn't know they were right behind him. The Brit was taking quite some time to pick his food (much to the wonderment of the others since it wasn't like there was a great selection at the jail...)
Darkborn shoved TB3 to get him moving. "I'm tired of waiting. Hey fatass...”
TB3 turned around, looking ready to hit the other boy if he had to. "Say what?"
Darkborn stepped back as he recognized him. "Holy fuck! TB3!"
Katie peered around him, a little lost. "TB-what?"
Darkborn was still excited to have found a friendly face. "TB3!" He shook his hand enthusiastically. "It's me, Darkborn. Damn, I never thought of us meeting here."
TB3 smiled then and wrapped both of them into a big hug. "Darky! Katie! This is an unfortunate moment of life..."
The prisoners behind them were getting hungrier and more restless by the second.
"Apúrate, pendejo. Tengo hambre." (Hurry up, you bastard. I'm hungry.) One broke in, trying to shove the hugging group apart.
Another prisoner joined in. "Obeso cabrón, sal de ahí." (Fat fuck, get outta there!)
TB3 ignored the other prisoners as he kept on chatting with Darkborn and Katie.
08:03:15pm
At the mansion, the group was still in the living room.
Trillinka was trying to look around as best she could from where she stood. "Hiroshi, are you going to give us a tour around your mansion?"
"Agent Whitey!" Hiroshi summoned him.
"Yes, sir?"
Hiroshi began to give out orders. "Bring the TV, something to bite and the DVD with the tour guide. And tell Marquez to come here soon."
Agent Whitey nodded. "Okay."
A huge tv descended from the roof as some girls brought the guests snacks to chow down on as the DVD began to play. The guests took seats to enjoy the show.
08:03:32pm
Back at the jail, Lotho had discovered a thin ray of hope..
"Hmm... These guys provide weapons and..." Lotho trailed off, looking closer at some of the prisoners. His face lit up. "Internet connection? Cool!" Abandoning the food, he began to walk around to try and find Ransomed_Heart to share the good news.
08:03:40pm
Back at the hotel, Stonecreek’s group had discovered cable TV...
BAB turned on the TV and plopped down on one of the beds. "Hey, Family Guy's on."
Skysong sat down next to him. "Cool... that's better than the party!" The rest of the room stopped and gave her collectively weird looks. "I was kidding!"
The boys sat down to watch the show with rapt attention.
Peter was hungover. "This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum." A flashback began of a young Peter standing in a museum and looking at the display of dinosaur bones.
The young Peter turned to a man who was in the museum. "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?"
"Because you touch yourself at night," the man replied.
The guys burst into laughter at that.
08:04:05pm
The mansion tour DVD was still playing. As the back part of the mansion was being shown, most of the partygoers were in awe of the mansion's features. Star Way was enjoying the DVD... Until a small voice whispered in her ear.
"You will die today." Star Way jumped a little bit, creeped out by the voice.
"Huh?" She looked at Linii, who was sitting next to her and who was intent on the DVD. "You said I was gonna die today?"
Linii looked puzzled. "Ehh... no."
Star Way looked weirded out now. "..Okay."
She was about to pass it off as nothing when the voice struck again. "Scumbag... your soul... is mine!"
Star Way was getting annoyed now. "Linii. Did you say something??"
Linii shook her head, not even bothering to turn and look at her. "No. And shut up. I'm watching the DVD."
Star Way's chair began to shake violently. She grabbed the armrests until the motion stopped. "Who the fuck moved my chair?"
Linii rolled her eyes, not amused at the game. "Shut up! I can't watch the movie!"
x1 was also a bit annoyed at Erynn and thought of tossing his coke on her, but he drank it instead.
08:04:42pm
There was another group checked into a hotel too..
Mewberries and Rodri were laying on the bed, entangled in the sheets and sleeping soundly together, Rodri with one hand over Mew's chest. Rodri woke up suddenly, looking around the room and then looking at Mew. He rose silently so he would not wake her up, feet cold on the rough hotel carpeting. The girl remained in blissful dreamland as Rodri pulled his clothes back on.
08:04:53pm
[Please tune in to "Hunger Strike" from Temple Of The Dog]
Back at the jail, at least some of the prisoners had managed to acquire some food.
Trikninja took a bit bite, and spit it out just as quickly with a look of disgust on his face. "This is literally rat shit."
Cassius335 pushed his tray away. "No kidding. You thought they feed pigs with this garbage, which is no joke."
GradeA, Dan&SandwichBoy and Doggiegal all took a seat near Trikninja and Cassius335.
Doggiegal poked the food with a plastic spork as though it was in danger of trying to eat her instead of the other way around. "I really don’t want to eat this crap…"
GradeA sighed. "And to think we would all be at the mansion right now..."
Dan&SandwichBoy nodded, trying to ignore the food. "Yeah, Hiroshi’s party sounds really worth attending."
Trikninja heard Dan clearly, and looked over at them. "Excuse me. How do you know that Hiroshi guy?"
Doggiegal piped up. "Ah, the Internet."
Trikninja snickered. "Cybersex chatrooms?"
Doggiegal looked mildly offended. "Heck no! I know him from Lyoko Freak and we got invited to his party in Mexico."
Trikninja nodded. "Damn. How the hell did you guys get busted?"
Doggiegal looked down at the food. "At some store we got accused as thieves."
Dan&SandwichBoy looked at her, confused. "That’s not true."
Doggiegal shrugged. "I know, but the reason why that old hag got us in was lame, so they made up another valid reason."
Trikninja looked a little amazed. "Bollocks. Well, we’re not alone then. Got any plans to escape from here?"
Doggiegal shook her head. "None, actually. This is our house for 2 years. And Katie’s staying for 8."
Cassius335 looked envious. "Lucky bastards. 5 years for us, except for Rhys who got 20 years for choking some Pakistan guy. Fucking moron."
08:05:33pm
At the hospital, Darklord was relieved to have had a successful operation. Of course, he was still crying like a baby... “Damn… I’m stuck here and missing the party. But I’m still alive.”
Just then, his dinner arrived. "Well, at least I’m getting better attention here than at my house with my psycho dad."
08:05:47pm
The tour guide DVD was still playing at the mansion. Darth Ferfer grabbed a cheese sandwich thanks to the food service that was being provided.
"This cheese sandwich is delicious…" He took a bite out of it.
x1 jumped to his feet, furious, and slapped Ferfer across the face. "Don’t eat him, you bitch!" He kicked out Ferfer’s knee, sending the surprised boy to the ground howling in pain as Yizzy ran towards Ferfer ready to kick his head.
Hiroshi sighed as though he had half expected it and paused the DVD. "You two chill the fuck down or your asses are out of here."
Yizzy stopped herself just short of kicking Ferfer's face to look at Hiro, almost incredulously. "You think I’d allow him to slaughter the inmortal one?"
Ferfer was in the fetal position on the rug, but he looked up in disbelief at the girl. "Immortal one? Chill out, it’s just a damn sandwich!"
Hiroshi didn't care if the sandwich was immortal or not. "No buts or ifs. Now shut up and let the rest enjoy the video."
Star Way yawned and stretched in her chair. "So much for this great and almighty party."
Linii nodded in agreement. "Yahh, this blows. But the mansion’s so cool… when are the other fucktards arriving?"
x1 had sat back down, though he was still giving Ferfer some questionable looks. "They might be drinking… or their planes crashed… how would I know?"
Linii rolled her eyes. "Okay…"
08:06:24pm
Once again at the jail, Lotho had finally managed to locate Ransomed_Heart.
"Hey, what’s up," she asked him.
Lotho glanced around. "Nothing… just trying to make new friends here."
Ransomed_Heart nodded. "Not a bad idea. It looks like we’ll have to get used to this new kind of life. I don’t think we’ll be arriving to the party anytime soon..."
Lotho shook his head. "Maybe we’ll arrive to the party. Some dude just got a bomb to destroy the wall. We could escape after the thing blows."
Ransomed_Heart smiled. "Sounds good!"
Lotho nodded. "But I only told it to you so far."
"It’s okay. First, our deal, remember?" Ray gave him a serious look.
"Yeah, we’re fucked if we don’t stop them from showing that thread," Lotho recalled.
Ransomed_Heart remembered someone suddenly. "By the way… what happened to Aelitagurl?"
"She was on the pet cage inside the plane." Lotho said after thinking for a moment.
"I think she didn’t made it to Mexico," Ray concluded and they both laughed.
08:07:05pm
[What do we got here? Stupid Girl (Garbage)... oh, not just one, anyways.]
AngelBolt and Paige arrived back at their hotel after having some fun shopping.
"You know I’m right about it," Paige was saying.
AngelBolt didn't agree. "Come on, you’re being too harsh about it."
Paige insisted. "No. I know I’m right. Those kids should stop whining about their sad lives and you know it. I’m sick of having to browse through crap from a kid who wants to kill himself just because he can’t get a girl."
AngelBolt had to agree there. "You know… that guy is just an attention whore."
Paige nodded. "Yeah. And then you get people bitching because Code Lyoko isn’t airing anymore. Who gives two shits about that show?"
The shovel was out in a second, raised and dangerous. "Take that back…"
Paige backed up and raised her arms defensively, afraid of getting hit with the shovel. "Okay. Still, I’m sick of these clowns who say they have a relationship. What kind of moron believes an online relationship is for real? Only wild douche bags and brainless people have cybersex. These guys suck at ranting."
AngelBolt stuck up for them. "Some of the guys are right. Parents suck. President Bush sucks." Paige slapped AngelBolt. "What the hell was that for?"
"Kerry could have screwed it up worse than Bush. Don’t get me started on this."
08:07:48pm
Back at the mansion, Trillinka was getting bored. "This damn DVD is taking too long." Abandoning the living room, she went straight to the hot tub, lighting a cigarette on her way to the relaxing water.
08:07:55pm
At the jail, Katie and Doggiegal had started talking.
"At least, jail won’t be shitty with these guys for a while." Katie said.
Doggiegal agreed. "Most of them, except for TB3, will leave after 5 years."
Katie looked a little less pleased at that. "Okay, perhaps I should kill myself."
Trikninja arrived, griping the whole way. "Cassius is a prissy little bitch. Him blaming Rhys is getting old."
Alpha-Omega snorted derisively. "Hypocrite."
Trikninja ignored his comment, instead looking around as though for the first time. "And where the bloody hell is Morgan, Osiris and Vertig?"
Katie rolled her eyes. "Drinking? How would I know?"
Trikninja reached his own conclusion. "Those pussies didn’t get caught."
Katie sighed. "Lucky Morgan. I wish I could talk to her one more time. She’s like woah." She drooled a little, and left Trikninja and Doggiegal staring at her.
Trikninja worked up words first. "Are you a dyke?"
Katie glared and changed her voice to a more threatening tone. "You got a problem with that, punk?"
Trikninja, instead of back down like a smart boy, kept going. "Don’t you raise your tone at me, please?"
Katie wasn’t' backing down. "I raise my voice to whomever the fuck I want to! So if you got a problem with that, go fuck yourself." Trikninja flipped her the bird and stormed off.
He was muttering darkly to himself as he went... "Sooner or later, she’ll have her arse handled by the goons."
08:08:36pm
At the mansion, Joe was a continuing problem...
Agent Marquez came back to see Hiroshi. "Sir, the kid needs 4 stitches in the head. Should we take him to the hospital?" He whispered in Hiro's ear so as to not disturb the guests.
Hiroshi shook his head. "No. Let the piece of shit bleed to death."
Agent Marquez didn't care much. "Okay, sir."
"Actually… yes, dump him at the hospital. He’s better off there," Hiroshi said in afterthought, and Marquez left to carry out the order.
08:08:50pm
Things with AngelBolt and Paige had settled down and they were currently crashing in their hotel room.
Paige looked over at the other bed where AngelBolt was laying. "Hey AngelBolt, do you know who are going to go at the party?"
AngelBolt counted them off on her fingers as she went. "BlueArmorBoy, Linii, x1, Vili… wait." She stopped. Sitting up and looking at Paige. "How did you get here in the first place?"
Paige grinned wickedly. "Stealing my twin sister’s airplane ticket and invitation."
AngelBolt grinned back at her. "Clever."
"I have to talk to OBoy," Paige explained.
AngelBolt remembered something. "I thought OBoy was going go declare his love for Erin."
Paige sat up now. "What??"
AngelBolt nodded, more sure of herself as she thought more about it. "Yeah… you didn’t hear about his obsessions with Erin?" Paige looked angry now. "Now the last time he spewed shit about Erin, he wanted her spanking his Johnson."
Paige flopped back down on the bed in anger. "Okay, I’m done with that nigger. Either way, he had some screws loose. But he was still nice to me, though."
AngelBolt pouted. "And you whine at people who share online relationships. You scare the shit out of me."
Paige glared at her. "He’s not my boy! He’s only my friend, dammit!"
08:09:32pm
Back at the hospital, and ambulance arrived bringing in several corpses. Darklord was enjoying some chicken soup.
08:09:38pm
Trillinka was sitting next to the mansion’s hot tub, smoking a cigarette. Darth Ferfer walked by, muttering to himself. "So much for the huge party."
Trillinka rolled her eyes. "Look at what time it is! It’s way too early to start a party." Darth Ferfer looked at his watch and nodded. "I’m bored and I wanted to take a breath outside." Darth Ferfer snorted in irony, seeing Trillinka’s cigarette lit up.
He was still more concerned with the party though. "At what time would the people begin to arrive?"
Trillinka waved the cig around vaguely. "No idea. 9pm, 10pm, who knows?"
Darth Ferfer looked up at the sky, browsing through thoughts in his mind. Erikamisha came into his mind and a vision of her danced across his eyes, and Ferfer’s facial expression changed to worry.
"What’s wrong with you?" Trillinka looked at him in mild concern.
Darth Ferfer waved her off. "Nothing. She might be dead."
Trillinka was confused now. "Who?"
Darth Ferfer tried to cover it up. "Nobody."
08:10:07pm
Finally, the Lyoko Freak members and former TvTome members gathered together in TB3’s cell at the jail. TB3 appeared to have a huge bag.
TB3 grinned around him. "Mates, we’re gathered together finally." He opened the bag, which contained Corona beer cans. TB3 distributed the beer cans to the whole group. "Let’s toast a cold one for Code Lyoko!" He opens his can and drank, and some followed suit.
Chibi was one who didn't. "Lyoko can go to hell for all I care."
TB3 didn't get it. "What’s with the bad vibes, girl?"
Cassius335 answered for her. "Don’t you see that we’re all fucked up?" A beer can went flying for TB3's stomach.
Alpha-Omega claimed responsibility for it. "I’m not thirsty, thanks."
TB3 glared around at them. "Why the bloody hell are you throwing the cans at me?" He was answered with more cans, one smacking him in the leg and one aimed for his face, which he ducked. The can broke open on the cell wall, spraying him with the beer.
Trikninja grinned evilly. "We’re playing darts, mate." A beer can whizzed past him and whapped TB3 in the nose. Blood began to trickle out of him and he backed up against the wall, trying to shield himself.
GradeA pumped his arm in the air. "Bull’s eye!"
"Go fuck yourself," TB3 replied, dodging the next can that was chucked at him. He snapped this time. "What the fucking hell is wrong with you bollocking pricks?"
Darkborn made his voice innocent. "I was just playing along with the game."
TB3 looked over to see Darkborn aiming a can at him. "Quit it, now."
Cassius335 winked at him. "Chill, Rhys. We need some ways of entertainment on jail. 5 years in hell, remember?"
08:10:46pm
The mansion tour DVD finally came to an end.
x1 yawned and stretched. "That was the biggest waste of time in my life. Ever."
Hiroshi snickered. "Agent Blackey!"
Agent Blackey popped up. "Yes, sir?"
Hiroshi took at x1, a dead serious look in his eyes. "Decapitate him."
x1 jumped up, ready to run if he had to. "What the hell? I didn’t do any..."
Hiroshi laughed. "I’m just shitting with you, pal."
Linii-chan rose to her feet. "It’s too early to begin the party, right Hiro?"
Hiroshi nodded, checking his watch. "Yep."
Erynn was on her feet too. "Let’s go out somewhere and come back later when more people arrive."
“Yahh, good idea,” Linii agreed.
While the others were getting to their feet and agreeing that a ride outside the city would be fun, Hiroshi was already thinking of where to go. "Agent Blackey!"
"What happened, sir?"
"Just set up the hobo vehicle, will you?" Hiro grabbed the attention of a waitress as she passed by. "Serve these fellas some Corona."
08:11:17pm
Carth’s group was inside a van touring around Jalisco while they’re reaching their hotel. Most of the group was pretty tired after the flight on the airplane and the time spent inside the airport. ThePepsiPiper and The BB of C weren’t tired unlike their partners.
“Hey driver…” The BB of C spoke at the van’s driver.
“English ain’t gonna work with him” ThePepsiPiper added.
The BB of C wasn’t pleased with this. “That is crap, man. Now how am I supposed to talk to him?”
ThePepsiPiper snapped his fingers, causing the driver to look at him. The BB of C was pleased at the driver turning to see them. Quickly, he grabbed a Spanish-English dictionary.
“Señor… llevenos hacia el inodoro” (Sir, take us to the toilet)
The taxi driver opened his window and spat after listening to The BB of C’s badly spoken Spanish. He stared at both BB of C and PepsiPiper.
“You idiots think I’m some motherfucking ignorant who only knows Spanish and makes a living out of driving vehicles?”
Both were surprised and shocked to hear the van driver shout in English. ThePepsiPiper tried calming the driver.
“Hey brother, chill down.” The driver stared at Piper. “All we want to do is go to the bathroom anywhere.”
The BB of C nodded his head. “Now, you drive quickly or you’re gonna get the…” He stood in silence as the van driver flipped him the bird.
“Silence as I drive.” The van driver touched his head.
Carth woke up after the noise made between Piper, BB of C and the van driver. She rubbed her head twice.
“Can you morons please shut the hell up? I couldn’t sleep at the damn plane thanks to that lyokowarriorteen moron.”
ThePepsiPiper quickly replied. “But all we wanna do is…”
Carth cut him off. “Just shut up and let me sleep.”
08:12:06pm
Erin and her friends were waiting for Hiroshi and the hobo vehicle. Trillinka just lit up another cigarette as they kept waiting for Hiroshi.
“Where are we going to right now?” Erin asked.
Linii shook her head. “Let’s get some ice cream. Everyone cool with that?”
Nobody objected.
“Anyone knows where’s Joe Da Hobo?” A concerned Darth Ferfer asked.
“On his way to a casket… I mean, the hospital.” x1 replied, gaining a few laughs out of Yizzy, Linii-chan and Star Way.
The hobo-powered Egyptian block arrived with Hiroshi and Agent Marquez inside.
“Step in, dudes! We got some Coronas to tour around the city all night!”
People were happy with his plan. But a question was raised.
“What about the other people who arrive to the mansion later?”
“Kill them all…” Hiroshi spoke in a joking tone. “I mean, keep them busy with our belly dancers.”
x1 snapped. “You got belly dancers? Why the fuck you didn’t showed them earlier?”
Hiro answered in a quick fashion. “They’re supposed to arrive later, moron.”
“Okay, bitch.”
Hiroshi’s friends entered the hobo-powered Egyptian block.
08:12:39pm
We are sent back to the hotel where Stonecreek’s group is staying. They were still watching Family Guy on the TV. Suddenly, Stonecreek opened their room’s door.
“Hey guys, I’m going to check out the hotel’s casino. If I make some big bucks, it would be awesome.”
BAB tossed Stonecreek a US$10 bill. “Make it grow, please?” Stonecreek nodded, to Blue Armor Boy’s delight. “Good luck, man.”
Stonecreek left the hotel room and took the elevator to get to the casino faster.
YDV touched his stomach. “I haven’t eaten food in a while”.
Skysong slapped him. “We just ate ice cream 3 minutes ago, fool.”
“But I’m still hungry!” YDV replied while staring at Skysong’s eyes.
“Hmm… whatever. Check out the mini-fridge, but you’re paying for your own stuff, okay?”
JeanGrey rolled her eyes. “There was a mini-fridge in our room??”
“Yeah, are you broke or what? Those kinds of things always come inside a hotel room.” Skysong answered.
YDV walked towards the mini-fridge. He couldn’t open the fridge. “Looks like it needs a key to unlock it. Where’s the key?”
Skysong scratched her head. “I think Stonecreek took the key with himself.”
YDV slammed his fist towards the bed. “Dammit. Now how do I get inside the casino?”
“Steal some old guy’s clothes and fake some Mexican accent.” Skysong suggested. “You could get in.”
“Can we ask for another fridge key?” BAB asked.
“Good idea, I’ll be right back, okay?” YDV quickly left the hotel room.
“Can we change the channel?” JeanGrey asked. “I’m bored already with this Family Guy crap. Put Fox or ESPN or something.” She got the remote control tossed at her left nipple. “Ouch!” She looked quickly at Blue Armor Boy, touching her own boobs. “Be careful with my tits, you prick.”
“Hey, it was Skysong,” BAB defended himself. Skysong denied and JeanGrey went towards BAB and slapped him strongly.
08:13:56pm
[You know... those days when you're feeling like you want to get laid with that girl before she leaves... you know it's all cool... whatever, just tune in to "This Love" from Maroon 5]
Hiroshi and Linii-chan were locking lips in signal of mutual love and lust as the rest of the passengers in the hobo-powered Egyptian block were staring at the view and drinking Sprite or eating potato chips.
Yizzy hugged x1. “Hey love, you got any plans for us tonight?” x1 kissed his girl.
“Hmm… getting drunk and wasted is all I got in mind tonight.”
“Well… I’ll join you anywhere, honey.” Yizzy kissed x1’s neck.
Erin touched Hiroshi’s shoulder, earning his attention. “Hey dude. Where are all the Mexican hotties? I wanna meet some sexy Mexican dudes, dammit.”
“We could drop Erin at the beach. Maybe some random dude will catch her by the ass and nail her all night long.” Darth Ferfer suggested. Erin slapped him.
“You stupid fuck. How dare you to be so rude with me. No wonder you’re still a goddamn virgin who never had a girlfriend. I never ever in my life can recall you having a girlfriend or a date.” Erin quickly proceeded to kick Ferfer’s testicles.
Darth Ferfer was wincing in pain from the ground. “Weren’t you in plan of getting laid tonight?” He spoke in agony, but he received a kick in the stomach from Star Way herself.
“You stay from me, you goddamn pig.” Star Way added, while Trillinka was bursting in laughter. “What the hell is so funny?”
“Nothing.” Trillinka dryly replied.
08:14:48pm
Inside the jail, the guys were pretty much bored out of their minds. Sanji was practicing some kicks against a wall, TB3 was drinking his beer cans with his brother, Chibi left the cell trying to get some cigarettes, Lotho was finding a way to escape from jail, but to no avail. Ransomed Heart and Katie were talking.
Katie looked at the ground. “If I get a chance to make a phone call, I’m gonna call my boyfriend and dump him.”
Ray felt weird at listening Katie’s last words. “Wouldn’t you call your parents first? They should know about you. Maybe they’ll pay to get you out of here.”
Katie smiled. “Hey… at least, I’m in jail with you guys. It’s better than being with my damn stupid brother. I’d be dead in three months if I stayed back at home.”
Ray hugged Katie. “Don’t worry, we’ll be fine here. This is our new home, sadly.”
08:15:15pm
Back into Mewberries’ hotel, the girl just woke up from her bed. She quickly realized that Rodri was gone. She headed towards the bathroom to take a shower.
Perhaps he might be already at Hiroshi’s party. What the heck, I’ll check it out. She spoke to herself. But she remembered that she was broke. Oh, crap. I got two dollars; maybe I should head towards the casino and try my luck.
08:15:34pm
A mobile was ringing inside the hobo-powered Egyptian block. Agent Marquez reached his pocket and answered the call.
“Hello?”
A voice replied. “Hey Marquez, it’s Agent Blackey. Well, some clowns just arrived at the mansion asking for Hiroshi. They claim to know him from the Internet.”
“They got their invitation cards with them?”
“Yeah, they got their cards.”
“Okay. Well, make them wait for the boss. Just use some snacks and lead them to the pool tables. That should keep them happy. And give them porn magazines. The strippers haven’t arrived yet?”
Marquez was interrupted by x1. “You said strippers? Dammit, Hiroshi! Now when I am going to see them?”
Hiroshi slapped x1. “Chill the fuck down, moron. They’ll come later.”
Marquez continued talking on the phone with Agent Blackey. “Do you people know any recent news about the bathtub hobo?”
“I haven’t heard anything from him yet. We still got his stash, though.”
“We’ll keep in touch.” Marquez ended the call, while Hiroshi served his friends Corona beer bottles to drink.
08:16:16pm
Aceilikeeggs woke up from his sleep. He realized the van wasn’t moving, but it stopped at a Burger King store. Only ThePepsiPiper was awake.
“What the hell are we doing at Burger King?” Ace asked.
“Well, the BB of C needed a place to take a piss. We stopped here for a moment.”
Virtualized STI woke up. “Hey buddies, what’s cracking?”
“Not much.” He briefly paused for a second. “Hey, I’m kind of hungry for a cheeseburger right now.” Aceilikeeggs stepped out of the van and headed towards Burger King.
“What ‘cha doing, Piper?” STI asked, as PepsiPiper seemed to be operating a cell phone.
“Just playing some dumb ass game on my mobile. And waiting to get to the hotel. Now where can I find Numbuh 7?”
“I’m sure that 7 might be at the party.” STI replied. ThePepsiPiper looked at his watch.
“It’s too damn early to begin the party! Bah.” Piper looked at Burger King. “Hey dude, wanna go eat a burger?”
“Sure, I’m cool with that.” STI replied. Both went to chug in some burgers right there.
08:16:57pm
Agent Marquez was driving the hobo-powered Egyptian block. He decided to drive the guys to the Plaza De Armas just to kill some time. Meanwhile, Hiroshi served his friends Blue Label scotch. Everyone drank it.
“Should I tell a joke?” x1 asked.
“Cool man, I’m wiling to hear your biography.” Hiro replied, earning some laughs and a slap in the face from Yizzy.
“Yizzy, why did you slap Hiroshi? Now give me your hand.” Yizzy gave Linii her hand just to get hit by Linii’s wrench.
“Bitch!” x1 shouted. “How could you hit Yizzy’s hand with the wrench?”
“Because I can, you twit.” Linii flipped her wrench in the air. “Just kidding… I’m sorry, Krista!” Linii hugged and kissed Yizzy.
Trillinka lit another cigarette while Darth Ferfer stood up.
“How many jews fit in a VW Golf?”
“10?” x1 replied.
Ferfer answered his own question. “Nah, x1. It’s 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 6000000 in the ashtray.” This made his friends crack up in laughter…
“Damn Jews…” Yizzy said.
08:17:35pm
AngelBolt and Paige were a bit bored after some arguing they did minutes ago about OBoy. Paige wasn’t willing to stay inside the hotel room.
“Hey, let’s go out somewhere for a bite.”
“Sure, I got no problem at all.” AngelBolt replied. She picked up both shovels, which Paige noticed.
“Why do you always have to carry two shovels?” She asked, as if of curiosity. An answer was expected to come from AngelBolt.
“Because it’s my way of self-protection. Believe me; they’ll come in handy at any time. You’ll see.”
“Okay, I won’t argue with that.” Paige trusted her new friend.
Both girls went outside to catch a taxi to take them to some store.
08:18:00pm
The BB of C returned from the bathroom of Burger King’s installations. He entered the van. “Okay driver, let’s ride to our hotel now.”
Carth poked The BB of C. “Not yet, man. PepsiPiper, STI and Ace are at Burger King.”
“We can ditch them right now.” BB of C replied. “They can take a cab to our hotel.”
Carth wasn’t happy with his answers. “I say let’s wait. Just like we waited for you to go take a dump…”
BB of C quickly interrupted. “Piss, actually.”
“Whatever!” Carth followed. “We waited for you, now let’s wait for them, okay?”
“Okay, Carth. Now chill out, will you?”
“Both of you better shut the fuck up or I’m kicking your asses!”
An angered voice came from the van.
“Who the hell are you?” The BB of C asked.
“enemyxwithin, you cunt wash whore! Now let me sleep goddammit!”
“Oh, ok.” BB of C quietly replied as well as Carth was calming herself.
08:18:38pm
[Star Way wants to listen to Madonna... but I don't like that skank... well, anyways... don't you feel like you need be be taken out somewhere? Oh yes... "Take Me Out" (Franz Ferdinand) right now before I go insane!]
Star Way approached Agent Marquez. “Do you got any Madonna CD’s there?”
“Nope, sorry.” Marquez quickly replied, not pleasing the girl.
“Okay, nevermind then.”
“Don’t you have an iPod, Erin?” Linii-chan asked.
“The batteries died” Star Way pouted.
“Aww, that sucks” Linii chimed. Star Way nodded in agreement.
Hiroshi pulled off a bag of nachos. “Dip in, guys!” Everyone took some bites from the snack he provided.
“Good shit, man” x1 spoke. He grabbed more nachos. “I love them.”
“Delicious” Yizzy added, in response to x1’s statement on the nachos.
Linii locked lips with Hiroshi again and whispered something to his ears. “Hey love, when am I going to see your bedroom? I can’t wait to lay down in bed with you.” She licked his neck, turning him on quickly.
08:19:12pm
OBoy was all by himself at the Plaza De Armas of Jalisco, Guadalajara. He took a look at his watch and took a sip from his Coke bottle. Quickly, his four friends arrived.
“Jeffrey, my man!” Carl shouted, giving him a hug. “Dogg, we told you we were gonna show up.”
Lil’ Moe added himself to the conversation. “You won’t believe us, homie. We just beat up some cholos dead.” He followed. “Now where’s that motherfucking party you told us about?”
“Fellas, calm down. Now first, let’s go eat some food and discuss the problem somewhere else.”
“Like you said n*gga.” Lil Moe agreed with OBoy.
08:19:33pm
The hobo-powered-Egpytian block stopped at an ice cream store, requested by Linii-chan minutes ago.
“Hey, let’s check out the flavors.” Linii spoke.
Trillinka lit up another cigarette. “I don’t want ice cream, thanks.”
“Same here” Ferfer replied.
The rest went inside the store to eat ice cream, as Trillinka and Darth Ferfer stayed inside the vehicle.
08:19:44pm
Inside the jail, the only guy absent in the group was TB3.
“Where did your brother went?” Trikninja asked to TB3’s brother.
“Maybe he went to the bathroom.” He replied.
“I doubt he would be jacking off there.” Lotho added, as laughter rised in the cell.
Suddenly, TB3 returned where his friends are located.
“I got good news.”
“What’s it about?” Cassius335 asked. Everyone was curious as to what TB3 would have to say.
“We could get out of jail right now.”