Chapter II: And so it begins... in a dying forum
As the chow mein bowl was emptied out by the rich adolescent virgin; the slightly asian-looking waiter, his name tag reading Miguel, brought the now traditional Fortune cookie.
-Fantástico… supongo que sera “Eres generoso y aún virgen…” de nuevo.-
(Great…I’m guessing it’s gonna be “You are generous and still a virgin”... again)
The cracking cookie echoed inside the unclean restaurant, though it simulated more of a prison mess hall due to the body parts littering the ground and the creepy stares the cook kept giving out to Miguel, who seemed more than pleased to return the eerie glance.
-Homosexualidad, el costo de los CERESOS- (Homosexuality…the price of Mexican Prisons) spoke the virgin to himself, ignoring his paper fortune. -Hora de terminar con esto, veamos que me depara este panecillo chino- (Time to end this…let’s see what this little piece of Asian pastry has in store for me)
Though the first read didn’t mean much, as he analyzed the small sheet of plasticized paper, he couldn’t avoid a tear running down his cheek.
“Perderás tu virginidad en una fiesta que organizarás con el dinero que ganaste”
(You will lose your virginity at a party that you will do with the money you won)
Trying to control his unbound joy, he simply smirked, the tear sliding down his cheek, and fianlly spoke, his voice almost cracking:
-Bueno, si la galleta lo dice... ¡¡¡¡CHINGAOS QUE SI, PINCHES PUTOS!!!!-
(Well, if the cookie says so… Fuck yea, you fucking cunts!)
[Ahhh... you can smell the friendship in the air can't you... well... for added effect listen to Friendship, by Tenacious D... for added ambience as you read!]
Meanwhile, somewhere around the net, hidden in a sea of porn, spam and even more porn, a single forum withstands the constant attacks of rather… unintelligent beings.
Dylan0513
Registered: Sep 27, 2004
Posts: 1134
Location: Maryland
Hey…guess what guys?!....the apokolipsis is near!
AngelBolt
Registered: Dec 8, 2004
Posts: 315
Location: Hiding behind a sheet of glass saying you can't find me!
What's the apocalyptis?
Isn't that what Koalas eat? Or is it eucalyptis?
En-vey
Registered: Aug 28, 2004
Posts: 3070
Location: about to be burned at the stake
Yes it is…..now hear me roar a gothic comment…Ramen rulz!!
SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
Why can’t people die of incompetence?
Little Vili
Registered: Sep 8, 2004
Posts: 4897
Location: Back in front of my good ole fridge.
What did he meant?
~Vili~
Dylan0513
Registered: Sep 27, 2004
Posts: 1134
Location: Maryland
Yeah, what did he meant?
SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
Was that a ghost? Nah, I don’t believe in such things.
Dylan0513
Registered: Sep 27, 2004
Posts: 1134
Location: Maryland
Cut the crap, you moron!!
SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
Echoes I hear...
JeremyHopper
Registered: Oct 4, 2004
Posts: 657
Location: Unknown
Sam, it’s time for you to shut up.
SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
And how would that make me stop typing?
bloodyhellrodri85
Registered: Mar 8, 2005
Posts: 849
Location: Peru, that means somewhere between purgatory and hell
Damn, this gets so old....
[Is that the sound of Un Monde Sans Danger I hear? Listen for added sense of satisfaction!!]
Suddenly, as if following some kind of unknown force or will, the forum was struck by a sudden avalanche of members, ranging from the veterans to the idiotic newbies. It was there and then when everybody noticed a new thread called “Party Time!!” written by the one and only (and still virgin) Hiroshi Yamabuki.
Hiroshi Yamabuki
Registered: Nov 10, 2004
Posts: 710
Location: Super Teco Town, right next to Super Teco Man's nest of solitude
Dudes... I just got rich up to jehozamat... and I'm inviting y'all to a TvT bash at my place... a letter has been sent to your addresses containing a plane ticket and other stuff... no party-poopers invited!
-Fantástico… supongo que sera “Eres generoso y aún virgen…” de nuevo.-
(Great…I’m guessing it’s gonna be “You are generous and still a virgin”... again)
The cracking cookie echoed inside the unclean restaurant, though it simulated more of a prison mess hall due to the body parts littering the ground and the creepy stares the cook kept giving out to Miguel, who seemed more than pleased to return the eerie glance.
-Homosexualidad, el costo de los CERESOS- (Homosexuality…the price of Mexican Prisons) spoke the virgin to himself, ignoring his paper fortune. -Hora de terminar con esto, veamos que me depara este panecillo chino- (Time to end this…let’s see what this little piece of Asian pastry has in store for me)
Though the first read didn’t mean much, as he analyzed the small sheet of plasticized paper, he couldn’t avoid a tear running down his cheek.
“Perderás tu virginidad en una fiesta que organizarás con el dinero que ganaste”
(You will lose your virginity at a party that you will do with the money you won)
Trying to control his unbound joy, he simply smirked, the tear sliding down his cheek, and fianlly spoke, his voice almost cracking:
-Bueno, si la galleta lo dice... ¡¡¡¡CHINGAOS QUE SI, PINCHES PUTOS!!!!-
(Well, if the cookie says so… Fuck yea, you fucking cunts!)
[Ahhh... you can smell the friendship in the air can't you... well... for added effect listen to Friendship, by Tenacious D... for added ambience as you read!]
Meanwhile, somewhere around the net, hidden in a sea of porn, spam and even more porn, a single forum withstands the constant attacks of rather… unintelligent beings.
Dylan0513
Registered: Sep 27, 2004
Posts: 1134
Location: Maryland
Hey…guess what guys?!....the apokolipsis is near!
AngelBolt
Registered: Dec 8, 2004
Posts: 315
Location: Hiding behind a sheet of glass saying you can't find me!
What's the apocalyptis?
Isn't that what Koalas eat? Or is it eucalyptis?
En-vey
Registered: Aug 28, 2004
Posts: 3070
Location: about to be burned at the stake
Yes it is…..now hear me roar a gothic comment…Ramen rulz!!
SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
Why can’t people die of incompetence?
Little Vili
Registered: Sep 8, 2004
Posts: 4897
Location: Back in front of my good ole fridge.
What did he meant?
~Vili~
Dylan0513
Registered: Sep 27, 2004
Posts: 1134
Location: Maryland
Yeah, what did he meant?
SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
Was that a ghost? Nah, I don’t believe in such things.
Dylan0513
Registered: Sep 27, 2004
Posts: 1134
Location: Maryland
Cut the crap, you moron!!
SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
Echoes I hear...
JeremyHopper
Registered: Oct 4, 2004
Posts: 657
Location: Unknown
Sam, it’s time for you to shut up.
SamBlob
Registered: Jul 9, 2004
Posts: 3300
Location: Kingston, Jamaica
And how would that make me stop typing?
bloodyhellrodri85
Registered: Mar 8, 2005
Posts: 849
Location: Peru, that means somewhere between purgatory and hell
Damn, this gets so old....
[Is that the sound of Un Monde Sans Danger I hear? Listen for added sense of satisfaction!!]
Suddenly, as if following some kind of unknown force or will, the forum was struck by a sudden avalanche of members, ranging from the veterans to the idiotic newbies. It was there and then when everybody noticed a new thread called “Party Time!!” written by the one and only (and still virgin) Hiroshi Yamabuki.
Hiroshi Yamabuki
Registered: Nov 10, 2004
Posts: 710
Location: Super Teco Town, right next to Super Teco Man's nest of solitude
Dudes... I just got rich up to jehozamat... and I'm inviting y'all to a TvT bash at my place... a letter has been sent to your addresses containing a plane ticket and other stuff... no party-poopers invited!