Canter-DURRR-y Tales
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Put your playlist on shuffle and answer each question with a song title.
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How am I feeling today?:
Crime Spree.
Will I get far in life?:
Empty.
How do my friends see me?:
40 oz Casualty. Hahaha, oh god. If I drank 40s, well...
Where will I get married?:
Sing Sing Death House.
What is my best friend's theme song?:
You're No Good. Eep, sorry Gilly.
What is the story of my life?:
Whipstickagostop.
What is/was high school like?:
The Recluse. Hahaha...
How can I get ahead in life?:
Decay. Somehow, I don't think that'll get me very far.
What is the best thing about me?:
Bulletfuck. Ahem.
How is today going to be?:
Distilla Truant. Too late, I already went to school.
What is in store for this weekend?:
Kiss The Blade. Fabulous!
What song describes my parents?:
Sycophant. Hahahaha.
Describes my grandparents?:
If You Love Somebody, Set Them On Fire.
How is my life going?:
Pussy All Night. Fuckin' rights!
What song will they play at my funeral?:
God Wrapped in Plastic. They'll bust out with the crazy industrial-trance and everyone will get a free tab of acid and it'll be an impromtu rave/lightshow.
How does the world see me?:
Straight to Video. Possibly accurate!
Will I have a happy life?:
Have You Ever Seen the Rain? Greaaat...
What do my friends really think of me?:
Like Shit. Y'know what I just realized? I'm the SHIT, guys!
Do people secretly lust after me?:
DDevil.
How can I make myself happy?:
Poo Out My Ass. Thank you, Left Rights.
What should I do with my life?:
Money.
Will I ever have children?:
Boomin'.
What is some good advice for me?:
Let Me Go.
How will I be remembered?:
Boring.
What do I think my current theme song is?:
Mountain Kind. Haha, yeah, 'cause I'm SUCH a stoner.
What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
Mr Jack. Damn, I was hoping for "Junkie Man" :P
What type of men/women do you like?:
Dis-o-Bedience.
How can I make myself happy?:
Grab the Mic. How accurate.
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Pick a band, and answer the following questions using only song titles.
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Band: Rancid
1. Are you female or male?
Lady Liberty
2. Describe yourself.
Back Up Against the Wall
3. How do some people feel about you?
Get Out of My Way
4. How do you feel about yourself?
Born Frustrated
5. Describe your ex.
Old Friend
6. Describe your current gf/bf/interest.
Junkie Man
7. Describe where you want to be.
Tropical London
8. Describe what you want to be.
Travis Bickle
9. Describe how you live.
Cash, Culture and Violence
10. Describe how you love.
Corazon de Oro
11. Share a few words of wisdom.
Life Won't Wait
got off school DOUBLE early today, am bored.