Just walk away, Monkey, and don't look back

Sep 12, 2010 19:47

I won't name names, but I interact with people who will eat gerbil shit, Pink's shit, fuck a monkey, fuck Jesus, fuck Courtney Love in the ass, and suck Ozzy Osbourne's cock. Believe it ( Read more... )

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brianblades September 13 2010, 01:56:49 UTC
hahaha "our old friends Encyclopedia Browneye" HELL YES.

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pokee September 13 2010, 03:38:11 UTC
Did Chelsea and Evelynn just call us old? :(

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tamble September 13 2010, 05:26:21 UTC
Compared to them, we are pretty old :/

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nibor September 13 2010, 16:30:39 UTC
Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Freddy Got Fingered

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tamble September 13 2010, 17:00:43 UTC
hahahaha!

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st_lucifer September 13 2010, 20:24:19 UTC
The opening statements of this post sound like lines from a Wesley Willis song.

Eat gerbil shit!
Fuck a monkey!
Fuck the Jesus!
Fuck Courtney Love in the ass!

Eat Pink's shit, eat Pink's shit, eat Pink's shit, eat Pink's shit.

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tamble September 13 2010, 20:38:04 UTC
Makes sense. My life is a bit like a Wesley Willis song, maybe my friends are just trying to keep up.

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brianblades September 14 2010, 00:39:41 UTC
Just walk away, Monkey, and don't look back.

that is just an excellent sentence and I love seeing it written out.

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tamble September 14 2010, 02:33:34 UTC
Poor Clyde :(

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brianblades September 15 2010, 01:43:40 UTC
he knew what he was getting into! or not.

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tamble September 15 2010, 01:49:22 UTC
And it's that ambiguity that really solidifies the monkey answer. Wise choice.

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