The Tamdens 2.1!
Last time:
Noah grew into a kid
Logan was born from an alien abduction
Christine got preggers again
It’s Logan’s birthday!
Way to look interested, Christine.
Logan: I’m gonna miss that training potty!
At least he kinda grew into his eyes.
Yeah, really don’t know how they can fit another kid into this house.
POP!
Brother huggle. <3
Yay for family bonding!
Logan did not inherit his mother’s nice points. X_X (Next update will be better with walls upping, promise!)
Pop again. Don’tcha just love the horribly orange pajamas?
Is one alien son not enough for you, Christine?
Logan: Let’s have babies.
Random kid he brought home: Kay! +++
Another picture ruined by Checo’s shower-hating ways.
Christine: OMFG a chair!
Christine: -inlabor-
Random stalker townie: NOOOO, why me?
Christine: Oooh!
It’s a girl! She has black hair, brown eyes, and a mix of her parents’ skintones. Her name is Devyn.
Five seconds after her birth… -sigh-
The house didn’t really have enough room for everyone, so they moved into another one. Here’s some random pics of it.
How luxurious!
The whole (un-photogenic) family.
Christine: Son, let me tell you about love.
Christine: It’s all about sex.
Noah: And that’s how you have babies?
Christine: Now you’re getting it!
Noah: But how do you have green babies like Logan?
Christine: Alien sex.
Noah: I can’t wait to grow up!
I just realized that Checo never actually divorced his wife…
So she comes over.
Checo: It’s over!
Lisa: OMG!
You know, she looks pretty surprised considering he’s been gone long enough to father three children.
So then she comes in and starts hanging out with her ex-husband’s bastard children.
Wtf Checo?
Lisa: -starts eating the meal cooked by her ex’s adulterous girlfriend-
Christine doesn’t seem to mind.
Christine: I potty-trained my kids!
Christine: I’m so happy you invited your wife over!
Checo proposes.
And then they get married.
Christine and Checo: Nom nom nom!
Lisa’s still at the house, apparently corrupting poor Logan’s mind. Or maybe Noah told him about his conversation with their mother…
Noah’s birthday!
He’s still adorable!
He’s inherited his mother’s stoned look.
Devyn still exists, and it’s her birthday too!
Oh my God she’s fucking hideous.
It burns!
He keeps getting all these wants about Lisa… Wow.
This picture’s kinda cute. But don’t it fool you, she’s truly fug.
Way to go, Checo.
She does this about eight times a day. Maybe I should’ve just kept them married.
Why the hell aren’t you in school, random kid? Logan can’t make babies with you right now!
OCD Christine: Must…. clean….. everything….
Why do my sims always think about adoption? X_x
Devyn fails at life.
For some reason, though, she’s the only kid Checo pays attention to.
She’s only cute when you can’t see her face.
Aww… Checo loves his fug child.
Even her thumb is fugly.
Noah potty-trains her since their parents are pretty neglectful.
Noah is a bit of a wuss…
Devyn’s birthday! (please don’t grow up fugly)
Aww, she’s much better than before.
This is a very rare occasion. For some reason, I think it’s a bit cute.
Noah: Please don’t have any more babies that I’ll have to raise, k?
Umm… this is a little bit creepy.
Logan’s birthday.
Dev’s the only one who actually cares, apparently…
He looks… like a taller version of what he looked like before.
Devyn: I love you, and it’s only half-incest ‘cause we’re only half-siblings!
Logan: -ignores-
-random shot of the whole family skilling-
Logan: I’m so much cooler than you because I’m an awesome alien!
Everyone else: -ignore-
Random picture I took with the career reward camera (that I totally did not cheat for).
Noah goes off to college. Lisa stalks.
Christine doesn’t wanna give up her baby. Aww.
Logan goes too.
Devyn: Finally, all the attention will be mine! MWAHAHAHA!
GET OVER IT!
/random
Christine does Devyn’s homework.
It’s disrespectful to call your father by his first name, little girl.
Devyn: Why did Noah have to potty-train me, Mommy? D=
This is other random kid’s brother. Why don’t they GO TO SCHOOL?
They grow up SO FAST! -teartear-
Oh my God… she’s pretty!
Devyn spam time!
Devyn joins her brothers in college.,. in her pajamas. So G.
Tune in next time for college life and to see who’s heir! ;) Please take a minute to comment. If you do, I’d be glad to check out your legacy!
Warnings:
Slight language
Extreme Fugliness