Friends don't let friends dial drunk ...

[tame_eep]

I got home from the concert last night to discover that [redacted] broke up with my machine. Trouble is, I have no idea who [redacted] is or why she hates me. I am, however, pretty sure that I'm not Steve.

Comments

[jacquez]

I always wondered where phone calls went to die. Now I know: your answering machine.

[tame_eep]

Heh, unfortunately, my answering machine doesn't collect uselul things like right socks and ball point pens. Hell, it doesn't always answer the phone.

[bhudson]

OK, so now you're down to just 7-9 girlfriends.

And you use pseudonyms... interesting...