20th Body Hits The Floor [Audio]

[tamerwithamouth]

Deadpool, what are you-- GOOD YGGDRASIL, MAN! PUT ON A SHIRT!

Whaaaat? I'm showing off my 'sparkling' personality!

I was going to ask about that. What's with the sparkling, anyway?

Don't you know? Vampires are all the rage! And, as everyone knows, vampires sparkle!

...Vamdemon do not sparkle, Deadpool.

Yes, they do! They sparkle, they're pale

Comments

[undivided_earth]

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...Corny, don't tell me you read those books.

[tamerwithamouth]

You know you like this!

[undivided_earth]

Do I have to get the Fridge Cannon again?

[tamerwithamouth]

...would dunking Caleb in glitter make you change your mind?

[klutzy_maiden]

Wow! Do Vampires really sparkle?

[tamerwithamouth]

You bet they do!

No, they don't.

Sparkly vampires are the big thing now! They no longer fear the sun, for when they walk out the GLISTEN like they just ran through a sprinkler system!

[klutzy_maiden]

Really? Wooow! That's amazing! Do they sparkle all the time?

[tamerwithamouth]

Only when in direct sunlight! So if you have big light or something, shine it on someone to see if they're a vampire!

[whoshotsherlock]

*have Greg audibly shuddering in disgust over D-Comm*

[bangnoahbang]

...Since when the fucking hell do vampires sparkle.