[Avengers] Fraternizing with the Enemy
Title: Fraternizing with the Enemy
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Loki/Thor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: scenes of a sexual nature
Summary: 5 times the Avengers or SHIELD saw Thor and Loki having sex (and told them to stop) and 1 time they did it without an audience.
1.
Loki looked so helpless, standing alone in an empty glass cage, but Thor knew he wasn’t. A prison meant to hold the Hulk was no match for his brother, and it sent an inexplicable thrill through him. None of SHIELD’s technology nor the Avengers’ abilities could contain his brother; yet, he stood in his cage, waiting. For Thor to come see him?
“Are you here to extract information from me?” Loki asked.
Thor smiled. “I know you will not reveal anything do not wish to. I also know you have a plan in play, I only wish to know how much time we have.”
“We?” Loki asked, an elegant eyebrow raising. “Are you referring to yourself and your precious Avengers or a different we?”
Loki retreated to the far side of the room and Thor reached out a hand, as if that could stop him from leaving. A smile grew on Loki’s face.
“Ah,” he said. “I see. You have come to see the prisoner.”
“We both know you are no prisoner, but yes, I have come to see you.”
Thor looked past Loki at the cushioned bench in Loki’s cage. “That does not look comfortable.”
Loki picked up one of the cushions and turned it over in his hands. “It will do.” He dropped it to the ground. “How would you like me, brother?”
Thor’s eyes darkened and punched the button that would allow him access to the room. He knew he wasn’t in control right now, that Loki only played at being submissive. Thor didn’t know why, it must be the same reason he stayed here when he could leave at any time, but the illusion of control was enough for him.
“Eager and willing,” Thor said, a smile curving his lips, “but you are both already.” He trailed his fingers across Loki’s cold cheek, and Loki turned his head to press a kiss to Thor’s palm. It was a small gesture, and it warmed Thor’s heart. They were enemies, but they were lovers first, and nothing would change that.
Thor dropped his hands to Loki’s shoulders and gave them a gentle push. “You are a prisoner,” Thor reminded him. “You should at least pretend to play the part.”
Loki looked up at him through dark, lowered lashes, but there was nothing demure about the desire in his eyes. Thor could feel himself growing hard, and he fisted a hand in Loki’s hair, forcing his head back.
“This prison,” Loki gasped, no pretending now. “Is it a fan of corporal punishment?”
Thor grinned and shoved Loki’s head down. Loki reached his hands out to catch himself before he smashed his face on the floor, and he wiggled his ass until Thor smacked it with an open palm.
“Stay still,” Thor ordered his voice deep with desire. He threw Loki’s cape over his head and stared at Loki’s elaborate armor for a long moment. He didn’t even know where to begin removing it, and his erection was already straining uncomfortably against his pants. He didn’t have the patience for this.
“Remove your clothes or I will rip them from your body.”
Loki turned back to smirk at Thor. “Someone’s impatient today.”
Thor growled, half-warning, half-plea and with barely more than a thought, Loki’s clothes disappeared.
***
“Oh my goodness,” Steve said, his face draining of color at the screen in front of him. “Oh my goodness.”
“A little warning would’ve been nice,” Bruce agreed. One minute they were trying to puzzle out whether Thor was setting Loki free or going to torture information out of him and the next Loki was buck ass naked.
“At least the cape hides most everything,” Maria Hill said, but there was no doubting what Thor was doing as he knelt down behind Loki.
“He does realize that Loki is the enemy, right?” Fury asked as Thor’s cape began to ripple, a sign that there was movement underneath it. This was not what he’d meant when he asked Thor what he was capable of doing to Loki.
“I’ll speak to him about it, sir,” Coulson said. On screen, Thor twisted Loki’s neck so he could capture his lips in a brutal kiss. Coulson looked away. “Once they’re finished, of course.”
2.
Coulson’s talk didn’t have much of an effect on the gods’ behavior; though, neither did Loki’s attempt to take over Earth so he wasn’t too upset about it. He did think that SHIELD should reconsider all the video surveillance they did.
After the portal had been closed and Loki apprehended, he’d had at least four cameras trained on him. They weren’t going to lose the god again. Well, until Thor took him to Asgard that was. Thor had come up to Coulson, telling him he was prepared to enact the security measures and asked permission to enter Loki’s cell alone.
Coulson couldn’t come up with a good reason to say no, but now he was wishing he had. Or at least had permission to mute the speakers, but Fury had said no. This was his punishment for failing to convince Thor that sex with a villain was unacceptable. Coulson thought almost being killed by Loki was punishment enough, but apparently not.
He sighed and wondered how much therapy he was going to need after this.
Thor strode into Loki’s new prison cell, this one containing his brother better than the last. Or perhaps it was the defeat in Loki’s eyes that was keeping him still. There were dark circles beneath his eyes and a gray tint to his skin. Loki had seen better days, and Thor wanted to bring Loki into his arms and tell him everything was going to be all right.
He also wanted to snap Loki’s neck. On the balcony of Stark Tower, he had offered Loki the chance to forget about this and come home. They couldn’t consort together while Loki was the enemy and Thor tried to explain that, but all he got for his trouble was a stab wound.
He was pissed that Loki wouldn’t choose Thor over world domination, and he was pissed that Loki would stab him, especially with such a cheap shot. It was why he didn’t hesitate when he cuffed Loki’s wrists tighter than strictly necessary.
Loki winced as the unforgiving metal cut into his skin and Thor grinned. “This pain will be light compared to what your future has in store for you. You should have given up this fight when I offered you the chance.”
“The Chi’tauri would have come for me.”
Thor grabbed Loki’s chin in a desperate grip. “And I would have protected you.”
Loki laughed at his brother’s naiveté, and Thor drew the gag out from beneath his cape. He watched Loki’s eyes widen but felt no remorse as he clicked it into place.
“No more of your lies,” Thor said. Standing with his hands restricted, his mouth shut, and exhaustion in the slump of his shoulders, Loki was finally defeated. Thor didn’t like the look as much as he thought he would.
Loki’s eyes were wide, trying to say something, but Thor didn’t know what. Loki lifted his arms up and over Thor’s head, pulling his brother close. The cold metal of the gag bit into Thor’s cheek as Loki pressed an apologetic kiss to Thor’s skin.
Thor’s fingers dug into Loki’s arms, desperate for this to be real and not another trick. Loki’s body relaxed and was pliant in Thor’s embrace and Thor slowly brought them to the floor.
“I am sorry for what I must do,” Thor said, trailing kisses down the pale skin of Loki’s neck. His hands ran over Loki’s arm, but there was no magic word spoken to make it disappear. “I will come visit you whenever I can.”
Loki’s legs wrapped around Thor’s, bringing their bodies into full contact, and Thor decided that the gesture meant he was forgiven.
3.
“Sir, there is an intruder in Stark Tower,” JARVIS said. “I did not seem him approach, he just appeared inside the building.”
Tony snapped to attention, screwdriver flying across his workroom, and Bruce barely managed to dodge it.
“On screen,” Tony said already on his way to his closet to grab a suit.
Video surveillance pulled up from Thor’s room, recognizable from the animal skin rug on the floor. It didn’t take long for Tony to find the intruder. Loki wasn’t being very subtle, standing at the foot of Thor’s bed in a dark green cape and nothing else.
“Aw hell, not again,” Tony said.
Bruce frowned. “I guess Loki escaped from Asgard. Want me to call Fury?”
“Sure.” Tony made a face as Loki crawled onto the bed, careful not to disturb its sleeping occupant. “I’m so not washing those sheets.”
“Have you ever done laundry in your life?” Bruce asked.
Tony threw another screwdriver at his head, on purpose this time.
***
Loki slid his body over Thor’s, amazed at how he didn’t wake up. It was an advantage he was certainly willing to exploit. Thor snored loudly as Loki shut each of his wrists into cuffs. Once he was suitably restrained, Loki leaned in to whisper in his ear.
“Time to wake up, dear brother.” He kissed his way down Thor’s jaw. He got no response, and he pouted. He didn’t like having his work go unappreciated.
Loki peeled back the sheet covering Thor’s body, revealing his brother’s sleeping attire. Nothing but his own skin. Loki smirked and lifted Thor’s dormant cock in one hand so he could slip it into his mouth. It responded to him, hardening as Loki’s tongue ran up and down its length.
“Wha-what?” Thor asked.
“Finally,” Loki said, but his mouth still around Thor’s cock so it was really a jumble of syllables, but it made Thor groan.
Metal jingled as Thor tugged at his restraints. “I am not usually in these in my dreams.”
Loki slowly pulled back so he could crawl up Thor’s body. “You often dream of me?”
“Every night.”
Loki scraped his nails down Thor’s chest, making no move to be gentle and raising angry red welts. Thor hissed at the pain, and Loki’s lips twisted into a smile.
“You lie. If you truly missed me, you would have kept your promise and come to see me.”
Loki’s nails dug into Thor’s skin until he drew blood. Thor grunted and pulled at his restraints but they didn’t give.
“That is what this is about?” Thor asked. “You feel slighted?”
“Yes, and you are going to make it up to me,” Loki said, removing his hands and kissing the wounds. He looked up at Thor, blood dripping from his lips. “You are going to make me experience continuous pleasure tonight, and if you are good, perhaps you will experience some pleasure of your own.”
Before Thor could speak and ruin the moment, Loki leaned down to kiss him.
4.
Thor swung his hammer, easily knocking a Milayan aside. He ducked and swung again before throwing his hammer to knock out a Milayan who was about to shoot Clint. It was about time they had a villain show up to cause some trouble. Thor had been given another stern talking to about consorting with Loki though Tony hadn’t used such polite terms and between the lack of sex and the lack of fighting Thor had been growing restless.
He roared and threw his hand out, calling Mjolnir back to him. He raised it in the air, about to call lightning to him when he heard someone ‘tsking’ him. He spun around to see Loki standing behind him, shaking his head.
“You,” Thor said. “You are behind this chaos?”
Loki looked around at the Avengers who desperately battled with the four armed aliens. Somewhere behind them something exploded, and Loki shrugged.
“It wasn’t my first choice, but I had to get your attention somehow.”
Thor stilled. “This?” He looked at the destruction. “This was for me?”
“We had a date,” Loki said, pouting. “You stood me up. How else was I supposed to contact you?”
“I had wanted to go to you,” Thor said, “but the mortals told me I wasn’t allowed.”
Loki tossed his hair, calling attention to the sharp lines of his chin, and Thor found himself taking a step closer, forgetting all about the fighting.
“You always obey the mortals’ whims?” Loki leaned in, his lips brushing the corner of Thor’s, and Thor lost all capacity for rational thought. Loki smirked and pushed at Thor’s shoulders, guiding him to his knees. “That’s right,” Loki cooed, one hand fisting in Thor’s hair, the other making quick work of his own pants. “Kneel before your rightful ruler.”
***
“This is ridiculous!” Natasha shouted as she ducked and rolled and popped up to stab another Milayan. She pulled her knife back and swept a leg out to take out an enemy that was trying to sneak up on her. “Why hasn’t Thor fried them yet?”
“Are you serious?” Tony demanded a moment later, his voice blaring through their earpieces. “Thor, stop sucking off the enemy and do your job!”
Shocked, Captain America lost his footing and fell off a roof. He would’ve hit the ground if the Hulk hadn’t seen his tumble and reached out to catch him.
5.
Thor was given a list of rules to follow, and he was doing his best to do so. He wasn’t allowed to interact with Loki unless he was trying to kill him which meant no secret trysts before, during, or after any battles. That was the hardest for Thor to listen to, and he’d tried explaining that Loki would continue causing trouble if Thor wasn’t allowed to see him, but, direct quote from Director Fury “we do not negotiate with terrorists”.
Thor didn’t see what was so wrong about it. It wasn’t like he was unwilling, and if he could do anything to keep Loki from causing trouble then shouldn’t he be doing it? Sometimes he didn’t understand mortals and their strange hang-ups.
He arrived at the SHIELD meeting ten minutes early which was one of the rules Pepper had added to his list of never-ending things he had to try and follow. He was always the only one there that early, but he tried to follow the easier rules in case he messed up with some of the other ones.
When he got to the debriefing room, there was someone already waiting for him. Thor wasn’t surprised, and he quickly shut the door before anyone else could see SHIELD’s visitor.
“This is a dangerous place for you to be,” Thor said.
Loki grinned. “What’s life without a little danger?” He beckoned to Thor with a single finger, and Thor, as unable to resist as always, strode across the room to pin Loki against the table. He tried to kiss him, but Loki turned his head, so Thor’s lips felt on his cheek.
“You’ve been ignoring me again,” Loki said. “I don’t like it.”
“Is that why you’ve risked your life? To come see me?” Thor’s voice was hopeful, desperate, and Loki kissed him to answer his questions.
***
Tony sauntered through the halls of SHIELD, frowning when he saw Steve standing frozen in the doorway of their meeting room. He quickened his step, wondering what had happened to Steve. Had someone infiltrated SHIELD?
He peered over Steve’s shoulder and caught a glimpse of Loki, bent over the conference table, Thor ruthlessly pounding into him.
“Well then,” Tony said, pulling Steve away from the door. “It’s going to be okay, buddy.”
Tony was shutting the door when Fury and Hill approached them.
“Decide to take the day off, Stark?” Fury asked, trying to brush by him.
Tony moved to stand in front of the door. “The room’s occupied right now. You might not want to go in.”
“I am not in the mood for games,” Fury said.
Tony shrugged and stepped out of the way. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
6.
Thor and Loki were lying on the ground of an abandoned warehouse, their capes spread out to keep them from touching the dirty floor. Thor was lying on his side, propped up on one elbow, his other hand curled possessively around Loki’s hip.
“We really do make them uncomfortable,” Loki said, remembering Fury’s face when he walked into the debriefing room.
Thor felt laughter welling up in his chest, and it rumbled up and out of his mouth. “I could get used to this kind of mischief,” he said.
“You? Causing mischief?” Loki twisted so he was facing Thor, a curious expression on his face. “That has always been my role.”
Thor smiled and reached a hand out to cup Loki’s cheek. “Perhaps it is something we could share.”
“You sentimental sap,” Loki said, but there was a pleased note in his voice, and he let Thor pull him in for a kiss.
Fandom: Avengers
Pairings: Loki/Thor
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: scenes of a sexual nature
Summary: 5 times the Avengers or SHIELD saw Thor and Loki having sex (and told them to stop) and 1 time they did it without an audience.
1.
Loki looked so helpless, standing alone in an empty glass cage, but Thor knew he wasn’t. A prison meant to hold the Hulk was no match for his brother, and it sent an inexplicable thrill through him. None of SHIELD’s technology nor the Avengers’ abilities could contain his brother; yet, he stood in his cage, waiting. For Thor to come see him?
“Are you here to extract information from me?” Loki asked.
Thor smiled. “I know you will not reveal anything do not wish to. I also know you have a plan in play, I only wish to know how much time we have.”
“We?” Loki asked, an elegant eyebrow raising. “Are you referring to yourself and your precious Avengers or a different we?”
Loki retreated to the far side of the room and Thor reached out a hand, as if that could stop him from leaving. A smile grew on Loki’s face.
“Ah,” he said. “I see. You have come to see the prisoner.”
“We both know you are no prisoner, but yes, I have come to see you.”
Thor looked past Loki at the cushioned bench in Loki’s cage. “That does not look comfortable.”
Loki picked up one of the cushions and turned it over in his hands. “It will do.” He dropped it to the ground. “How would you like me, brother?”
Thor’s eyes darkened and punched the button that would allow him access to the room. He knew he wasn’t in control right now, that Loki only played at being submissive. Thor didn’t know why, it must be the same reason he stayed here when he could leave at any time, but the illusion of control was enough for him.
“Eager and willing,” Thor said, a smile curving his lips, “but you are both already.” He trailed his fingers across Loki’s cold cheek, and Loki turned his head to press a kiss to Thor’s palm. It was a small gesture, and it warmed Thor’s heart. They were enemies, but they were lovers first, and nothing would change that.
Thor dropped his hands to Loki’s shoulders and gave them a gentle push. “You are a prisoner,” Thor reminded him. “You should at least pretend to play the part.”
Loki looked up at him through dark, lowered lashes, but there was nothing demure about the desire in his eyes. Thor could feel himself growing hard, and he fisted a hand in Loki’s hair, forcing his head back.
“This prison,” Loki gasped, no pretending now. “Is it a fan of corporal punishment?”
Thor grinned and shoved Loki’s head down. Loki reached his hands out to catch himself before he smashed his face on the floor, and he wiggled his ass until Thor smacked it with an open palm.
“Stay still,” Thor ordered his voice deep with desire. He threw Loki’s cape over his head and stared at Loki’s elaborate armor for a long moment. He didn’t even know where to begin removing it, and his erection was already straining uncomfortably against his pants. He didn’t have the patience for this.
“Remove your clothes or I will rip them from your body.”
Loki turned back to smirk at Thor. “Someone’s impatient today.”
Thor growled, half-warning, half-plea and with barely more than a thought, Loki’s clothes disappeared.
***
“Oh my goodness,” Steve said, his face draining of color at the screen in front of him. “Oh my goodness.”
“A little warning would’ve been nice,” Bruce agreed. One minute they were trying to puzzle out whether Thor was setting Loki free or going to torture information out of him and the next Loki was buck ass naked.
“At least the cape hides most everything,” Maria Hill said, but there was no doubting what Thor was doing as he knelt down behind Loki.
“He does realize that Loki is the enemy, right?” Fury asked as Thor’s cape began to ripple, a sign that there was movement underneath it. This was not what he’d meant when he asked Thor what he was capable of doing to Loki.
“I’ll speak to him about it, sir,” Coulson said. On screen, Thor twisted Loki’s neck so he could capture his lips in a brutal kiss. Coulson looked away. “Once they’re finished, of course.”
2.
Coulson’s talk didn’t have much of an effect on the gods’ behavior; though, neither did Loki’s attempt to take over Earth so he wasn’t too upset about it. He did think that SHIELD should reconsider all the video surveillance they did.
After the portal had been closed and Loki apprehended, he’d had at least four cameras trained on him. They weren’t going to lose the god again. Well, until Thor took him to Asgard that was. Thor had come up to Coulson, telling him he was prepared to enact the security measures and asked permission to enter Loki’s cell alone.
Coulson couldn’t come up with a good reason to say no, but now he was wishing he had. Or at least had permission to mute the speakers, but Fury had said no. This was his punishment for failing to convince Thor that sex with a villain was unacceptable. Coulson thought almost being killed by Loki was punishment enough, but apparently not.
He sighed and wondered how much therapy he was going to need after this.
Thor strode into Loki’s new prison cell, this one containing his brother better than the last. Or perhaps it was the defeat in Loki’s eyes that was keeping him still. There were dark circles beneath his eyes and a gray tint to his skin. Loki had seen better days, and Thor wanted to bring Loki into his arms and tell him everything was going to be all right.
He also wanted to snap Loki’s neck. On the balcony of Stark Tower, he had offered Loki the chance to forget about this and come home. They couldn’t consort together while Loki was the enemy and Thor tried to explain that, but all he got for his trouble was a stab wound.
He was pissed that Loki wouldn’t choose Thor over world domination, and he was pissed that Loki would stab him, especially with such a cheap shot. It was why he didn’t hesitate when he cuffed Loki’s wrists tighter than strictly necessary.
Loki winced as the unforgiving metal cut into his skin and Thor grinned. “This pain will be light compared to what your future has in store for you. You should have given up this fight when I offered you the chance.”
“The Chi’tauri would have come for me.”
Thor grabbed Loki’s chin in a desperate grip. “And I would have protected you.”
Loki laughed at his brother’s naiveté, and Thor drew the gag out from beneath his cape. He watched Loki’s eyes widen but felt no remorse as he clicked it into place.
“No more of your lies,” Thor said. Standing with his hands restricted, his mouth shut, and exhaustion in the slump of his shoulders, Loki was finally defeated. Thor didn’t like the look as much as he thought he would.
Loki’s eyes were wide, trying to say something, but Thor didn’t know what. Loki lifted his arms up and over Thor’s head, pulling his brother close. The cold metal of the gag bit into Thor’s cheek as Loki pressed an apologetic kiss to Thor’s skin.
Thor’s fingers dug into Loki’s arms, desperate for this to be real and not another trick. Loki’s body relaxed and was pliant in Thor’s embrace and Thor slowly brought them to the floor.
“I am sorry for what I must do,” Thor said, trailing kisses down the pale skin of Loki’s neck. His hands ran over Loki’s arm, but there was no magic word spoken to make it disappear. “I will come visit you whenever I can.”
Loki’s legs wrapped around Thor’s, bringing their bodies into full contact, and Thor decided that the gesture meant he was forgiven.
3.
“Sir, there is an intruder in Stark Tower,” JARVIS said. “I did not seem him approach, he just appeared inside the building.”
Tony snapped to attention, screwdriver flying across his workroom, and Bruce barely managed to dodge it.
“On screen,” Tony said already on his way to his closet to grab a suit.
Video surveillance pulled up from Thor’s room, recognizable from the animal skin rug on the floor. It didn’t take long for Tony to find the intruder. Loki wasn’t being very subtle, standing at the foot of Thor’s bed in a dark green cape and nothing else.
“Aw hell, not again,” Tony said.
Bruce frowned. “I guess Loki escaped from Asgard. Want me to call Fury?”
“Sure.” Tony made a face as Loki crawled onto the bed, careful not to disturb its sleeping occupant. “I’m so not washing those sheets.”
“Have you ever done laundry in your life?” Bruce asked.
Tony threw another screwdriver at his head, on purpose this time.
***
Loki slid his body over Thor’s, amazed at how he didn’t wake up. It was an advantage he was certainly willing to exploit. Thor snored loudly as Loki shut each of his wrists into cuffs. Once he was suitably restrained, Loki leaned in to whisper in his ear.
“Time to wake up, dear brother.” He kissed his way down Thor’s jaw. He got no response, and he pouted. He didn’t like having his work go unappreciated.
Loki peeled back the sheet covering Thor’s body, revealing his brother’s sleeping attire. Nothing but his own skin. Loki smirked and lifted Thor’s dormant cock in one hand so he could slip it into his mouth. It responded to him, hardening as Loki’s tongue ran up and down its length.
“Wha-what?” Thor asked.
“Finally,” Loki said, but his mouth still around Thor’s cock so it was really a jumble of syllables, but it made Thor groan.
Metal jingled as Thor tugged at his restraints. “I am not usually in these in my dreams.”
Loki slowly pulled back so he could crawl up Thor’s body. “You often dream of me?”
“Every night.”
Loki scraped his nails down Thor’s chest, making no move to be gentle and raising angry red welts. Thor hissed at the pain, and Loki’s lips twisted into a smile.
“You lie. If you truly missed me, you would have kept your promise and come to see me.”
Loki’s nails dug into Thor’s skin until he drew blood. Thor grunted and pulled at his restraints but they didn’t give.
“That is what this is about?” Thor asked. “You feel slighted?”
“Yes, and you are going to make it up to me,” Loki said, removing his hands and kissing the wounds. He looked up at Thor, blood dripping from his lips. “You are going to make me experience continuous pleasure tonight, and if you are good, perhaps you will experience some pleasure of your own.”
Before Thor could speak and ruin the moment, Loki leaned down to kiss him.
4.
Thor swung his hammer, easily knocking a Milayan aside. He ducked and swung again before throwing his hammer to knock out a Milayan who was about to shoot Clint. It was about time they had a villain show up to cause some trouble. Thor had been given another stern talking to about consorting with Loki though Tony hadn’t used such polite terms and between the lack of sex and the lack of fighting Thor had been growing restless.
He roared and threw his hand out, calling Mjolnir back to him. He raised it in the air, about to call lightning to him when he heard someone ‘tsking’ him. He spun around to see Loki standing behind him, shaking his head.
“You,” Thor said. “You are behind this chaos?”
Loki looked around at the Avengers who desperately battled with the four armed aliens. Somewhere behind them something exploded, and Loki shrugged.
“It wasn’t my first choice, but I had to get your attention somehow.”
Thor stilled. “This?” He looked at the destruction. “This was for me?”
“We had a date,” Loki said, pouting. “You stood me up. How else was I supposed to contact you?”
“I had wanted to go to you,” Thor said, “but the mortals told me I wasn’t allowed.”
Loki tossed his hair, calling attention to the sharp lines of his chin, and Thor found himself taking a step closer, forgetting all about the fighting.
“You always obey the mortals’ whims?” Loki leaned in, his lips brushing the corner of Thor’s, and Thor lost all capacity for rational thought. Loki smirked and pushed at Thor’s shoulders, guiding him to his knees. “That’s right,” Loki cooed, one hand fisting in Thor’s hair, the other making quick work of his own pants. “Kneel before your rightful ruler.”
***
“This is ridiculous!” Natasha shouted as she ducked and rolled and popped up to stab another Milayan. She pulled her knife back and swept a leg out to take out an enemy that was trying to sneak up on her. “Why hasn’t Thor fried them yet?”
“Are you serious?” Tony demanded a moment later, his voice blaring through their earpieces. “Thor, stop sucking off the enemy and do your job!”
Shocked, Captain America lost his footing and fell off a roof. He would’ve hit the ground if the Hulk hadn’t seen his tumble and reached out to catch him.
5.
Thor was given a list of rules to follow, and he was doing his best to do so. He wasn’t allowed to interact with Loki unless he was trying to kill him which meant no secret trysts before, during, or after any battles. That was the hardest for Thor to listen to, and he’d tried explaining that Loki would continue causing trouble if Thor wasn’t allowed to see him, but, direct quote from Director Fury “we do not negotiate with terrorists”.
Thor didn’t see what was so wrong about it. It wasn’t like he was unwilling, and if he could do anything to keep Loki from causing trouble then shouldn’t he be doing it? Sometimes he didn’t understand mortals and their strange hang-ups.
He arrived at the SHIELD meeting ten minutes early which was one of the rules Pepper had added to his list of never-ending things he had to try and follow. He was always the only one there that early, but he tried to follow the easier rules in case he messed up with some of the other ones.
When he got to the debriefing room, there was someone already waiting for him. Thor wasn’t surprised, and he quickly shut the door before anyone else could see SHIELD’s visitor.
“This is a dangerous place for you to be,” Thor said.
Loki grinned. “What’s life without a little danger?” He beckoned to Thor with a single finger, and Thor, as unable to resist as always, strode across the room to pin Loki against the table. He tried to kiss him, but Loki turned his head, so Thor’s lips felt on his cheek.
“You’ve been ignoring me again,” Loki said. “I don’t like it.”
“Is that why you’ve risked your life? To come see me?” Thor’s voice was hopeful, desperate, and Loki kissed him to answer his questions.
***
Tony sauntered through the halls of SHIELD, frowning when he saw Steve standing frozen in the doorway of their meeting room. He quickened his step, wondering what had happened to Steve. Had someone infiltrated SHIELD?
He peered over Steve’s shoulder and caught a glimpse of Loki, bent over the conference table, Thor ruthlessly pounding into him.
“Well then,” Tony said, pulling Steve away from the door. “It’s going to be okay, buddy.”
Tony was shutting the door when Fury and Hill approached them.
“Decide to take the day off, Stark?” Fury asked, trying to brush by him.
Tony moved to stand in front of the door. “The room’s occupied right now. You might not want to go in.”
“I am not in the mood for games,” Fury said.
Tony shrugged and stepped out of the way. “Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”
6.
Thor and Loki were lying on the ground of an abandoned warehouse, their capes spread out to keep them from touching the dirty floor. Thor was lying on his side, propped up on one elbow, his other hand curled possessively around Loki’s hip.
“We really do make them uncomfortable,” Loki said, remembering Fury’s face when he walked into the debriefing room.
Thor felt laughter welling up in his chest, and it rumbled up and out of his mouth. “I could get used to this kind of mischief,” he said.
“You? Causing mischief?” Loki twisted so he was facing Thor, a curious expression on his face. “That has always been my role.”
Thor smiled and reached a hand out to cup Loki’s cheek. “Perhaps it is something we could share.”
“You sentimental sap,” Loki said, but there was a pleased note in his voice, and he let Thor pull him in for a kiss.