HOLY SHIT MY RUSSIAN HOUSEMATES (who may or may not kill me at any moment) WERE LISTENING TO LOUD PULSATING TECHNO ALL NIGHT AND ARE NOW DRUNK AND SINGING THE RUSSIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM, ACCOMPANIED BY ACOUSTIC GUITAR. AND MY TIME OF DEATH BY HILARIOUSNESS IS 2:38AM

did you know that your brain remembers, with out you telling it to, the frequency of your cellphone ring? so like...it's in there....FOREVER. and similar frequencies can register in your head as you thinking yor phone is ringing ( Read more... )

IT ALL JUST CAME TOGETHER (WOA REMEMBER 2GETHER? THE BAND?) HERE IN THE FLORHAM PARK LIBRARY. I HAVE A JANUARY 4TH RESOLUTION. THIS, IN COMBINATION WITH MY DECEMBER 30TH RESOLUTION, SHOULD MAKE FOR A JOLLY GOOD 2007. I DONT WANT TO SAY IT BECAUSE THAT WILL JINX IT AND I PROBABLY SHOULDNT EVEN BE WRITING THIS BECAUSE THE SECOND I MAKE A RULE I BREAK ( Read more... )

i just missed the partybus to DUMBitri's house, because i was snooping around LJ, so i guess i might as well update ( Read more... )

today i felt my head snap into that place where all the colors on a rubix cube are lined up and ironically my headache went away that same hour and ironically it stopped raining and turned into a beautiful clear night on the new jersey turnpike with friends and diners

this is a magick call to action

im updating because i dont want to leave for work yet. it's really cold out (okay, not really cold at all in the grand scheme of things, but it will FEEL cold, alright?!@?!?) and i dont own any warm clothes theyre all stacked in storage in godknowswhereland or lis's closet ( Read more... )

i dont believe in magick anymore. or not now. not lately. oh, my head hurts in disbelief. oh, oh no.

i think it is bullshit propaganda that salt "brings out the flavor" in food. if i put salt on my apple will it taste sweeter or appleier? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! it will taste like a salty apple!!

with this, consider the theory officially disproved and untrue

if a huge firecracker goes off in the alley behind lis's apartment and no one is there watching it get set off and i didnt set it off myself i just watched from a window, did it make a sound?