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Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

yay 4 socialism.

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sitting here with these teeth whitening strips on makes time go by like 5 billion times slower than usual

stop it.


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i have knitting and cross-stitch stuff in the closet. also dirty dishes in the sink. my cat left me a turd on the kitchen floor this morning. apparently she had a nugget attached to her fur and she drug it half way cross the kitchen before managing to cut it loose on the lin-ole-ee-um ( Read more... )

omg the muppet show with julie andrews is like like like like one of me favorite episodes!

you know that song with the part that goes " R . O . C. K. in the USA! R. O. C. K. in the USA! " i think when you sing that next time ( cause i know you're always secretly singin this song) please replace the word ROCK with FART. i have done this for years and its SOMUCHFUN!!

for the past couple of days i've been listenin to the charlie brown christmas album by vince guarlideilawdkielrugbvk.... wtf ever his name is. seriously this album makes me happier than shitballs and i totally think you should all listen to it sometime. even when its not christmas ( Read more... )