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[thekidsare0kay]

When; This weekend!
Rating; T for troll shenanigans
Characters; Eridan, Sollux, and Karkat
Summary; Family curse shenanigans are a go. Karkat is a single mother of a very trying bipolar teenaged kid, who has the most annoying boyfriend in the multiverse.
Log;Sollux cursed as he stomped out of his room. Eridan was on his way over to hang out, and

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[trollsbackwards]

Fuck you. Life was even harder for a single mom with a deadbeat finfucker of a boyfriend and a bitchy preteen. Why there was never any peace in this house was beyond Karkat. All he wanted was some quiet to read his magazines, dammit.

"Have you looked in your fucking mouth?"

[thekidsare0kay]

"What?" He stares at Karkat. "Woah, way to dethtroy my preciouth thelf ethteem by mocking my thpeech impediment mom. Everyone thayth my thelf image ith very fragile at thith age!"

[trollsbackwards]

"You have way to much self esteem when you are in your other mood, son," Karkat snarls with an eye roll.

"Check the fucking dryer."

[thekidsare0kay]

"I don't think that'th pothhible," Sollux said, then flashed a grin and padded off to the dryer. "Fuck, you are tho annoying thometimeth."

He poked his head into the dryer and rooted around to find matching socks.