i love k_clarkson more than anyone else
Hah I am bored, so I am doing my tribute to Kelly Clarkson. SHUT UP. Don't h8.
*powders self to make skin white*
*dyes hair brown with blonde streaks*
*puts on red corset-ish dress*
YOU'RE AAAAAAAAAAAAALLL... I NEEEEEEEEEEEED... TO GET BYYYYYYYYY... EE IIIIII!
Like the sweet mornin' dew! I took one look at you! And it was plain to see, you were my deeeeestiny!
With my arms open wide, I threw away my pride. I'd sacrifice fo' you, deeeeedicate mah liiiiiiiife to you!
I WILL GO, WHERE YOU LEAD, ALWAYS THERE IN TIIIIIIIME OF NEED!
AND WHEN I, LOSE MY WILL, YOOOOOU'LL BE THERE TO PUSH ME UP THE HILL, THERE'S NOOOOO!
NO LOOKIN' BAAAAAAAAACK FOR UUUUUUUUUUS!
WE GOT ENOUGH, TO SHOW LOVE, IT'S ENOUGH, YOU'RE ALL!
ALL THAT I WANNA STOP FOR AND DO A LITTLE MORE YOU'RE
A-ALL, ALL THE JOYS UNDAH THE SUN WRAPPED UP INTO ONE YOU'RE
A-ALL, ALL THAT I NEEEE-EEEEEEED! OOH!
YOU'RE ALL I NEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEED, OH YEAH-EE-YEAAAAAH!
YOU'RE ALL I NEEEEE-EEEED! TO GET BYYYYYYYYYY-EEE-IIIIIIII.
OOH YOU ARE
OOOOOOOH YOU AAAAAAAA-AAAAARE
HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY YEAH YEAH!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-OO-WOAH-OH-WOAHHHHHHH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-OO-WOO-OO-WOO-HOOOOOOOOO!
oh yeeeeeeeah-eee-yeeeeah.
*puts on cool hat*
*puts on a white top with a black tie*
*puts on black pants*
LOOKIN' OUTTTTTTT... ON THE MORNIN' RAAAA-AAAAAIN...
*backup* AA-OO!
I USED TO FEEEEEEEEEEEL SO UNIIIIIINSPIIIII-YURRRRRRRRED
*backup* AA-OO!
AND WHEN I KNEW I'D HAVE TO FAAAAACE ANOTHER DAAAAAAAAAY...
*backup* AA-OO!
LOOOOOORD, IT MADE ME FEEL, MADE ME FEEL SOOOO TIIIII-YURRRRRRED!
BEFORE THE DAY I MET YOOOOOOOOOU-AH! MAH LIFE WAS SO UNKIIIIIII-EE-IIIIIIND!
BUTCHYOU'RE THE KEY TO MAHHHHH PEAAAAACE OF MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEE-EE-EEL!
YOU MAKE ME FEE-EE-EE-EE-EEL!
YOU MAKE ME FEEEEEEL LIKE A NATURAL... woman.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAYBEE WHATCHA DONE TA MEEEEEEEE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YA MAKE MEH FEEEEEEEEL SO GOOOOOOOD INSIIIIII-EE-YI-EE-YI-IIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I JUST-A WANNA BE!
CUH-LOSE TA YOU YA MAKE MEH FEEL SO A*goes high like Kelly or tries to at least*LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU MAKE MEH FEEEEEEEEEEL!
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAAAA-AAAAAAAN.
*watches weird creepy stalker run up to stage, giggle* hee hee! he's so CUTE!
*puts on a black one-shoulder-ish top*
*and black pants with a little sparkly sarongish thing over them*
Doooooon't play that soooooong fo meeeee!
CAUSE IT BRINGS BAAAAACK MEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIES!
OF THE DAYS THAT IIIIIIII ONCE KNEEEEEEEEW!
OOOOOOOF THE DAYS I SPEEEEEEENT WITH YOOOOOOOOU!
OH NO! DON'T LET IIIIIIIIT PLAY.
IT FIIIIIIILLS MY HEEEEEEEEEART WITH PAAAAAAAAAIN!
PLEEEEEEEEEASE STOP IT RIIIIIIGHT AWAAAAAAAAAY.
CAUSE I REMEMBA JUST-A WHAT IT SAAAAAAAAAID, it said DARLIN'!
YOOOOOOOOOU KNOOOOOOOW THATCHU LIIIIE-EE-IEEEED!
BOY, YOU KNOW THATCHU LIED!
... YOU KNOW THATCHA LIED!
YA LIED!
YA LIIIIIIIIIE-IIIII-EE-IIIIIIIIIIED.
I REMEMBER ON OUR FIRST DATE
YOU KISSED MEEEEE, THEN YOU WAAAAALKED AWAAAAAAAAAY
ANDDDDDD IIIIIIIII WAS OOOOONLY SEEEEEEEEVENTEEEEEEEEEEN!
I NEVER DREAMED YOU COULD BEEEEE SOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEAN OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIN'!
DON'TCHU PLAAAAAAAAY IT NO MOOOOOOOOO'!
DON'TCHU DAAAAAAAAARE PLAY THAT SOOOOOO-OO-OOOONG!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OU LIEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIEEEEEEEE-IEEEEEEEED!
YA LIE-YI-YI-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIED! oh woah ooh.
*curls hair and puts two pieces into a cute little 40s hairstyle*
*puts on polkadot dress*
I was alooooooooone on a sheeeeeeeelf.
In a wooooooorld by myseeeeeeelf.
Ohhhhh, where could my Prince Charming beeeeeeeeee?!
BUT A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN came alooooooong, made my liiiiiiiife like a sooooong.
And TAUGHT MEEEEEEEEEE THESE WOOOOOOOOORDS OF ECSTASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Tenderrrrrrrrrrrrrr-lyyyyyyyyyyy...
I want some huggin' and some squeezin' and some muggin' and some teasin' and sooooooome... STUFF LIKE THAT THEEEEEEEEERE!
I WANT SOME PETTIN' AND SOME SWOONIN' AND SOME HAPPY HONEYMOONIN' AND SOOOOOOOME! STUFF LIKE THAT THEEEEEEEEEERE!
I used to think that love was just a lot of rubb-ISSSSSSSSH!
A mess of cabba-age, a mess of cabbage!
But now my attitude is only lovey-dov-IIIIIIIIIISH!
And baby YOU!
YOU DONE IIIIIIIII-II-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
OOH!
I USED TO THINK ROMANCE WAS BUNK!
A DOUBLE MICKEY, FOR THE ICKY!
BUT ALL AT ONCE MY HEART WAS SUUUUUUUUNK!
AND BABY YOU!
... you done it.
I want some huggin' and some teasin' and some muggin' and some pleasin' and some...
*breathy voice* stuff like that there.
I WANT SOME LEAPIN' AND SOME CHASIN' AND SOME WEEPIN' AND SOME PACIN' AND SOOOOOOOME STUFF LIKE THAT THEEE-EEEEEEEEEERE!
And when I get a certain feelin', I confess it!
There's really only one expression to express it!
I WANT SOME HUGGIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIN'!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZII-IIIIIIIIIIN'!
MUGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'!
TEASIN' AND SOME...
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF!
I want some stuff like that theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeere.
*puts on pink lacy tube top corset thing*
*and more black pants! EEE!*
Ohhhh-oooooo
If you see me walkin' down the stree-eet, and I start to cry
Each time we mee-eet.
WALK OOOOON BYYYYYYYY-EE-IIII-IIIIIIIIII!
BOOOOOOOY, WALK OOOOOOOOOON BYYYYYYYYY!
Make believe, that you don't see the tears, just LET ME GRIEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEVE!
In private, cause each time I see you, I break down and cryyyyyyyyyy-iiiiiiiii-yyyyyyyyyyyy!
Walk on byyyyyyy-eeeeee-iiiiiiiii-eeeeeee-iiiiiiii-eeeeeee-iiiiiiii!
I just can't get over losin' you, and so if I seem, broken to yoooooou
WALK ON BYYYYYYYYY, BOY WALK ON BYYYYYYY, FOOLISH PRIIIIIIIIIIIDE, KNOW THAT I CAN FEEL SO LET ME HIIIIIIIDE, THE TEARS AND THE SADNESS YOU GAVE ME WHEN YOU SAID GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIII
WALK ON BYYYYYYYYYYY OHOOHWHOAOHWHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH!
MAKE BELIEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEVE, THAT YOU DON'T SEE THE TEEEEEARS HONEY, LET ME GRIIIIIIIIIEVE IN PRIVATE, CAUSE EACH TIME, I SEE YOU, I JUST BREAK DOWN AND CRYYYYY-YYY-YYYYYYYY, JUST WALK ON BYYYYYY-YYYYYY-EEEEEE-IIIIIIII!
WALK ON, WALK ON! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
OHHHHHH WALK ON BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
*puts on cute little denim ensemble*
FORRRRRRRRRRR THE FIRST TIIIIIIIIIIII-EE-IIIIIIIIIME!
JUSSSSSST ABOUT HAAAAAAAAALF PAAAAAAST TENNNNNNNN!
FOR THE FIRST TIIIIIIIIIIME, IN HISTORYYYYYY!
IT'S GONNA START RAININ' MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
IT'S RAININ' MEN, HALLELUJAH!
IT'S RAININ' MEN, come on
EVERY SPECIMENNNNNNN!
TALL, BLONDE, DARK AND LEEEEEEEAN!
ROUGH AND TOUGH AND STRONG AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!
IT'S RAININ' MEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEN!
FEEEEEEEEL THE THUNDA, BOY!
DON'TCHU, LOSE, YO, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEAAAAAAAAAD!
RIP OFF THE ROOF AND STAY IN BEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
IT'S RAININ' MEEEEEEEEEEN!
NATUREEEEEEEEE!
SHE'S A SINGLE WOMAN TOOOOOOO!
SHE TAUGHT ALL THE ANGEEEEEEEEEELS!
TO REARRANGE THE SKYYYYYYYYY-YYY-YYYYYYYY SO THAT EACH AND EVERY WOOOOOMANNNNNNNNNNNN! COULD FIIIIIIIND THE PERFECT GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
IT'S RAININ' MEEEE-EEEEEN.
*changes into one-shoulder black dress, puts on pretty diamond necklace*
There's so much life, I've left to live.
And this fire's burning, still.
What would happen if they ever knew?... I'm in love with yoooooooooooooooou-oooooooo-ooooooooooo...
CAUSE I'D SURRENDER EEEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIIIING!
TO FEEEEEEEL THE CHAAAAAAANCE TO LIIIIIIIIIVE AGAAAAAAAAAIN!
I REACH TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
I KNOW YOU CAN FEEEEEEL IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
IIIIIIIIII SURRENDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEER!
EEEEEEEEEVERY NIGHT!
GETTING LONGAAAAAAAAAAH, AND THIS!
FIRE'S GETTING STRONGER, BAYBAY!
I'LL SWALLOW MY PRIDE, AND I'LL BE ALIVE! CAN'TCHU HEAR MAH CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL?!
I SURRENDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWOAHOHWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!
I REACH TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
I KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I SURRENDE-EEEEEEEER!
*changes into pretty patterned halter dress*
OOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOH!
Don't think I can't feeeeeeeeeel that there's somethiiiiin' wrooooooong
You've been the sweetest part of mah life fo soooooo loooooooooooong!
I look in your eeeeeeeeeeeyes, there's a diiiiiiistant liiiiiiiii-eeght!
And you and I both knoooooow, there'll be a storm toniiiiiiiiiiiight!
But baaaaaaaaaaaaby this is seeeeeeeeeeerious!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaare you thinkin' bout yooooooooooooou oooooooor usssssssss?
Don't saaaaaaaaay whatchyou're abooooooout to saaaaaaaaaaay-eeeeeee!
Look baaaaaaaaaaaaaack before you leeeeeeeeave my liiiiiiiiiiiiife!
Be suuuuuuuuure before you clooooooooose that dooooooooor!
Before you roooooooooooooll those diiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Baby think twice
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY THIS IS SEEEEEEEEERIOUSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAARE YOU THINKIN' BOUT YOUUUUUUUUUU OR UUUUUUUUUUUUUS?!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
NO NO NO NO!
LOOK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BEFORE YOU LEAVE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
BE SUUUUUUUURE BEFORE YOU CLOSE THAT DOOOOOOOOOOR!
BEFORE YOU ROLL THOSE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
BABY THINK TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
I DEPEND ON YOU!
BE SURE BEFORE YOU SACRIFICE
BEFORE YOU ROLL THOSE DIIIIIIIIICE
BAYBEE THINK TWIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
*quickchanges AGAIN into oneshoulder red dress*
No I can't forget this evenin', or your face as you were leavin', but I guess that's just the wa-ee-ay... the story gooooooooes.
You always smile, but in your eyes, your sorrow shooooooo-oo-woah-ows... yes iiiiiiiit show-oo-woahs...
Can't liiiiiiiiiiiive, if livin' is without you, I can't liiiiiiiii-iii-iiiiiiiiive! Can't give anymooooooooooore!
CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! IF LIVIN' IS WITHOUT YOOOOOOOOOOU-AH! I CAN'T LII-II-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! I CAN'T GIVE ANYMOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, OHHHH...
No I can't forget this evenin', or your face as you were leavin', but I guess that's just the waaaaaay the stoooooory gooooooooooes.
You always smile, but in your eyes. Your sorrow SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OO-WOAH-OOOOOOOOOOOOOWS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, IT SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOO-WOAH-OH-WOAH-OWSSSSSSSSS!
CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE, IF LIVIN' IS WITHOUT YOOOOOOOU-AH! I CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE, I CAN'T GIVE ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH, CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIII-III-IIIIIIIIIIIIIVE, IF LIVIN' IS WITHOUT YOU, IIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! I CAN'T GIVE ANYMOAH!
I... CAN'T... LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
AND NOW THE GRAND FINALE. THE FIRST SONG KELLY SANG.
*puts on black halter jumpsuit with that goddamn belt Kelly wears all the time*
WHATCHU WANT!
BABY I GOT IT, MMM, WHATCHU NEEEEE-EE-EEEEED!
YA KNOW I GOT IT!
ALL I'M ASKIN...
IS FORRRRRRRRRR A LIL RESPECT, WHEN YA GET HOME!
HEYYYYYYYYY BAYBEE!
WHEN YOU GET HOOOOOOME! JUST A LIL BIT, MISTAH!
I AIN'T GONNA DO YA WROOOOOONG! WHIIIIIIIILE YO GONE!
I AIIIIIIIIN'T GONNA DO YA WROOOOOOONG!
CAUSE I DON'T WANNA!
AND ALL I WANTCHU TA DO FO ME IS GIVE IT TO ME WHEN YA GET HOME! AHHHH, GET HOME! JUST A LITTLE BIT, MISTAH!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T! TAKE CARE, TCB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! A LITTLE RESPECT!
NOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOO-WOAH-OHHHHHHHHH! A LITTLE RESPECT GONNA SING IT ONE MO TIME, AND
R-E-S-P-E-C-T! FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T! TAKE CARE TCB, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OO-WOAH-OH-OH.
A LITTLE RESPECT.
ahh, the end of my little Kelly concert. I know I'm not as good as her, but I can try :)!
*powders self to make skin white*
*dyes hair brown with blonde streaks*
*puts on red corset-ish dress*
YOU'RE AAAAAAAAAAAAALLL... I NEEEEEEEEEEEED... TO GET BYYYYYYYYY... EE IIIIII!
Like the sweet mornin' dew! I took one look at you! And it was plain to see, you were my deeeeestiny!
With my arms open wide, I threw away my pride. I'd sacrifice fo' you, deeeeedicate mah liiiiiiiife to you!
I WILL GO, WHERE YOU LEAD, ALWAYS THERE IN TIIIIIIIME OF NEED!
AND WHEN I, LOSE MY WILL, YOOOOOU'LL BE THERE TO PUSH ME UP THE HILL, THERE'S NOOOOO!
NO LOOKIN' BAAAAAAAAACK FOR UUUUUUUUUUS!
WE GOT ENOUGH, TO SHOW LOVE, IT'S ENOUGH, YOU'RE ALL!
ALL THAT I WANNA STOP FOR AND DO A LITTLE MORE YOU'RE
A-ALL, ALL THE JOYS UNDAH THE SUN WRAPPED UP INTO ONE YOU'RE
A-ALL, ALL THAT I NEEEE-EEEEEEED! OOH!
YOU'RE ALL I NEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEED, OH YEAH-EE-YEAAAAAH!
YOU'RE ALL I NEEEEE-EEEED! TO GET BYYYYYYYYYY-EEE-IIIIIIII.
OOH YOU ARE
OOOOOOOH YOU AAAAAAAA-AAAAARE
HONEY HONEY HONEY HONEY YEAH YEAH!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-OO-WOAH-OH-WOAHHHHHHH!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-OO-WOO-OO-WOO-HOOOOOOOOO!
oh yeeeeeeeah-eee-yeeeeah.
*puts on cool hat*
*puts on a white top with a black tie*
*puts on black pants*
LOOKIN' OUTTTTTTT... ON THE MORNIN' RAAAA-AAAAAIN...
*backup* AA-OO!
I USED TO FEEEEEEEEEEEL SO UNIIIIIINSPIIIII-YURRRRRRRRED
*backup* AA-OO!
AND WHEN I KNEW I'D HAVE TO FAAAAACE ANOTHER DAAAAAAAAAY...
*backup* AA-OO!
LOOOOOORD, IT MADE ME FEEL, MADE ME FEEL SOOOO TIIIII-YURRRRRRED!
BEFORE THE DAY I MET YOOOOOOOOOU-AH! MAH LIFE WAS SO UNKIIIIIII-EE-IIIIIIND!
BUTCHYOU'RE THE KEY TO MAHHHHH PEAAAAACE OF MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
CAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEE-EE-EEL!
YOU MAKE ME FEE-EE-EE-EE-EEL!
YOU MAKE ME FEEEEEEL LIKE A NATURAL... woman.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BAYBEE WHATCHA DONE TA MEEEEEEEE!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YA MAKE MEH FEEEEEEEEL SO GOOOOOOOD INSIIIIII-EE-YI-EE-YI-IIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I JUST-A WANNA BE!
CUH-LOSE TA YOU YA MAKE MEH FEEL SO A*goes high like Kelly or tries to at least*LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU MAKE MEH FEEEEEEEEEEL!
YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A NATURAL WOMAAAA-AAAAAAAN.
*watches weird creepy stalker run up to stage, giggle* hee hee! he's so CUTE!
*puts on a black one-shoulder-ish top*
*and black pants with a little sparkly sarongish thing over them*
Doooooon't play that soooooong fo meeeee!
CAUSE IT BRINGS BAAAAACK MEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIES!
OF THE DAYS THAT IIIIIIII ONCE KNEEEEEEEEW!
OOOOOOOF THE DAYS I SPEEEEEEENT WITH YOOOOOOOOU!
OH NO! DON'T LET IIIIIIIIT PLAY.
IT FIIIIIIILLS MY HEEEEEEEEEART WITH PAAAAAAAAAIN!
PLEEEEEEEEEASE STOP IT RIIIIIIGHT AWAAAAAAAAAY.
CAUSE I REMEMBA JUST-A WHAT IT SAAAAAAAAAID, it said DARLIN'!
YOOOOOOOOOU KNOOOOOOOW THATCHU LIIIIE-EE-IEEEED!
BOY, YOU KNOW THATCHU LIED!
... YOU KNOW THATCHA LIED!
YA LIED!
YA LIIIIIIIIIE-IIIII-EE-IIIIIIIIIIED.
I REMEMBER ON OUR FIRST DATE
YOU KISSED MEEEEE, THEN YOU WAAAAALKED AWAAAAAAAAAY
ANDDDDDD IIIIIIIII WAS OOOOONLY SEEEEEEEEVENTEEEEEEEEEEN!
I NEVER DREAMED YOU COULD BEEEEE SOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEAN OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIN'!
DON'TCHU PLAAAAAAAAY IT NO MOOOOOOOOO'!
DON'TCHU DAAAAAAAAARE PLAY THAT SOOOOOO-OO-OOOONG!
YOU-OO-OO-OO-OU LIEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIEEEEEEEE-IEEEEEEEED!
YA LIE-YI-YI-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIED! oh woah ooh.
*curls hair and puts two pieces into a cute little 40s hairstyle*
*puts on polkadot dress*
I was alooooooooone on a sheeeeeeeelf.
In a wooooooorld by myseeeeeeelf.
Ohhhhh, where could my Prince Charming beeeeeeeeee?!
BUT A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN came alooooooong, made my liiiiiiiife like a sooooong.
And TAUGHT MEEEEEEEEEE THESE WOOOOOOOOORDS OF ECSTASYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Tenderrrrrrrrrrrrrr-lyyyyyyyyyyy...
I want some huggin' and some squeezin' and some muggin' and some teasin' and sooooooome... STUFF LIKE THAT THEEEEEEEEERE!
I WANT SOME PETTIN' AND SOME SWOONIN' AND SOME HAPPY HONEYMOONIN' AND SOOOOOOOME! STUFF LIKE THAT THEEEEEEEEEERE!
I used to think that love was just a lot of rubb-ISSSSSSSSH!
A mess of cabba-age, a mess of cabbage!
But now my attitude is only lovey-dov-IIIIIIIIIISH!
And baby YOU!
YOU DONE IIIIIIIII-II-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
OOH!
I USED TO THINK ROMANCE WAS BUNK!
A DOUBLE MICKEY, FOR THE ICKY!
BUT ALL AT ONCE MY HEART WAS SUUUUUUUUNK!
AND BABY YOU!
... you done it.
I want some huggin' and some teasin' and some muggin' and some pleasin' and some...
*breathy voice* stuff like that there.
I WANT SOME LEAPIN' AND SOME CHASIN' AND SOME WEEPIN' AND SOME PACIN' AND SOOOOOOOME STUFF LIKE THAT THEEE-EEEEEEEEEERE!
And when I get a certain feelin', I confess it!
There's really only one expression to express it!
I WANT SOME HUGGIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIN'!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEZII-IIIIIIIIIIN'!
MUGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'!
TEASIN' AND SOME...
STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFF!
I want some stuff like that theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-eeeeeeeeeeeere.
*puts on pink lacy tube top corset thing*
*and more black pants! EEE!*
Ohhhh-oooooo
If you see me walkin' down the stree-eet, and I start to cry
Each time we mee-eet.
WALK OOOOON BYYYYYYYY-EE-IIII-IIIIIIIIII!
BOOOOOOOY, WALK OOOOOOOOOON BYYYYYYYYY!
Make believe, that you don't see the tears, just LET ME GRIEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEVE!
In private, cause each time I see you, I break down and cryyyyyyyyyy-iiiiiiiii-yyyyyyyyyyyy!
Walk on byyyyyyy-eeeeee-iiiiiiiii-eeeeeee-iiiiiiii-eeeeeee-iiiiiiii!
I just can't get over losin' you, and so if I seem, broken to yoooooou
WALK ON BYYYYYYYYY, BOY WALK ON BYYYYYYY, FOOLISH PRIIIIIIIIIIIDE, KNOW THAT I CAN FEEL SO LET ME HIIIIIIIDE, THE TEARS AND THE SADNESS YOU GAVE ME WHEN YOU SAID GOODBYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIII
WALK ON BYYYYYYYYYYY OHOOHWHOAOHWHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAOH!
MAKE BELIEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEVE, THAT YOU DON'T SEE THE TEEEEEARS HONEY, LET ME GRIIIIIIIIIEVE IN PRIVATE, CAUSE EACH TIME, I SEE YOU, I JUST BREAK DOWN AND CRYYYYY-YYY-YYYYYYYY, JUST WALK ON BYYYYYY-YYYYYY-EEEEEE-IIIIIIII!
WALK ON, WALK ON! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
OHHHHHH WALK ON BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
*puts on cute little denim ensemble*
FORRRRRRRRRRR THE FIRST TIIIIIIIIIIII-EE-IIIIIIIIIME!
JUSSSSSST ABOUT HAAAAAAAAALF PAAAAAAST TENNNNNNNN!
FOR THE FIRST TIIIIIIIIIIME, IN HISTORYYYYYY!
IT'S GONNA START RAININ' MENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
IT'S RAININ' MEN, HALLELUJAH!
IT'S RAININ' MEN, come on
EVERY SPECIMENNNNNNN!
TALL, BLONDE, DARK AND LEEEEEEEAN!
ROUGH AND TOUGH AND STRONG AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!
IT'S RAININ' MEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEN!
FEEEEEEEEL THE THUNDA, BOY!
DON'TCHU, LOSE, YO, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEAAAAAAAAAD!
RIP OFF THE ROOF AND STAY IN BEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
IT'S RAININ' MEEEEEEEEEEN!
NATUREEEEEEEEE!
SHE'S A SINGLE WOMAN TOOOOOOO!
SHE TAUGHT ALL THE ANGEEEEEEEEEELS!
TO REARRANGE THE SKYYYYYYYYY-YYY-YYYYYYYY SO THAT EACH AND EVERY WOOOOOMANNNNNNNNNNNN! COULD FIIIIIIIND THE PERFECT GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
IT'S RAININ' MEEEE-EEEEEN.
*changes into one-shoulder black dress, puts on pretty diamond necklace*
There's so much life, I've left to live.
And this fire's burning, still.
What would happen if they ever knew?... I'm in love with yoooooooooooooooou-oooooooo-ooooooooooo...
CAUSE I'D SURRENDER EEEEEEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIIIING!
TO FEEEEEEEL THE CHAAAAAAANCE TO LIIIIIIIIIVE AGAAAAAAAAAIN!
I REACH TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
I KNOW YOU CAN FEEEEEEL IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
IIIIIIIIII SURRENDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEER!
EEEEEEEEEVERY NIGHT!
GETTING LONGAAAAAAAAAAH, AND THIS!
FIRE'S GETTING STRONGER, BAYBAY!
I'LL SWALLOW MY PRIDE, AND I'LL BE ALIVE! CAN'TCHU HEAR MAH CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL?!
I SURRENDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWOAHOHWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!
I REACH TO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!
I KNOW YOU CAN FEEL IT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I SURRENDE-EEEEEEEER!
*changes into pretty patterned halter dress*
OOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOH!
Don't think I can't feeeeeeeeeel that there's somethiiiiin' wrooooooong
You've been the sweetest part of mah life fo soooooo loooooooooooong!
I look in your eeeeeeeeeeeyes, there's a diiiiiiistant liiiiiiiii-eeght!
And you and I both knoooooow, there'll be a storm toniiiiiiiiiiiight!
But baaaaaaaaaaaaby this is seeeeeeeeeeerious!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaare you thinkin' bout yooooooooooooou oooooooor usssssssss?
Don't saaaaaaaaay whatchyou're abooooooout to saaaaaaaaaaay-eeeeeee!
Look baaaaaaaaaaaaaack before you leeeeeeeeave my liiiiiiiiiiiiife!
Be suuuuuuuuure before you clooooooooose that dooooooooor!
Before you roooooooooooooll those diiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Baby think twice
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABY THIS IS SEEEEEEEEERIOUSSSSSSS
AAAAAAAARE YOU THINKIN' BOUT YOUUUUUUUUUU OR UUUUUUUUUUUUUS?!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
NO NO NO NO!
LOOK BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BEFORE YOU LEAVE MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
BE SUUUUUUUURE BEFORE YOU CLOSE THAT DOOOOOOOOOOR!
BEFORE YOU ROLL THOSE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
BABY THINK TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE
I DEPEND ON YOU!
BE SURE BEFORE YOU SACRIFICE
BEFORE YOU ROLL THOSE DIIIIIIIIICE
BAYBEE THINK TWIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!
*quickchanges AGAIN into oneshoulder red dress*
No I can't forget this evenin', or your face as you were leavin', but I guess that's just the wa-ee-ay... the story gooooooooes.
You always smile, but in your eyes, your sorrow shooooooo-oo-woah-ows... yes iiiiiiiit show-oo-woahs...
Can't liiiiiiiiiiiive, if livin' is without you, I can't liiiiiiiii-iii-iiiiiiiiive! Can't give anymooooooooooore!
CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! IF LIVIN' IS WITHOUT YOOOOOOOOOOU-AH! I CAN'T LII-II-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! I CAN'T GIVE ANYMOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, OHHHH...
No I can't forget this evenin', or your face as you were leavin', but I guess that's just the waaaaaay the stoooooory gooooooooooes.
You always smile, but in your eyes. Your sorrow SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OO-WOAH-OOOOOOOOOOOOOWS! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES, IT SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOO-WOAH-OH-WOAH-OWSSSSSSSSS!
CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE, IF LIVIN' IS WITHOUT YOOOOOOOU-AH! I CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE, I CAN'T GIVE ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH, CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIII-III-IIIIIIIIIIIIIVE, IF LIVIN' IS WITHOUT YOU, IIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAN'T LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! I CAN'T GIVE ANYMOAH!
I... CAN'T... LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
AND NOW THE GRAND FINALE. THE FIRST SONG KELLY SANG.
*puts on black halter jumpsuit with that goddamn belt Kelly wears all the time*
WHATCHU WANT!
BABY I GOT IT, MMM, WHATCHU NEEEEE-EE-EEEEED!
YA KNOW I GOT IT!
ALL I'M ASKIN...
IS FORRRRRRRRRR A LIL RESPECT, WHEN YA GET HOME!
HEYYYYYYYYY BAYBEE!
WHEN YOU GET HOOOOOOME! JUST A LIL BIT, MISTAH!
I AIN'T GONNA DO YA WROOOOOONG! WHIIIIIIIILE YO GONE!
I AIIIIIIIIN'T GONNA DO YA WROOOOOOONG!
CAUSE I DON'T WANNA!
AND ALL I WANTCHU TA DO FO ME IS GIVE IT TO ME WHEN YA GET HOME! AHHHH, GET HOME! JUST A LITTLE BIT, MISTAH!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T! TAKE CARE, TCB NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! A LITTLE RESPECT!
NOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOO-WOAH-OHHHHHHHHH! A LITTLE RESPECT GONNA SING IT ONE MO TIME, AND
R-E-S-P-E-C-T! FIND OUT WHAT IT MEANS TO ME!
R-E-S-P-E-C-T! TAKE CARE TCB, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OO-WOAH-OH-OH.
A LITTLE RESPECT.
ahh, the end of my little Kelly concert. I know I'm not as good as her, but I can try :)!