There is no o_O that is o_O enough to communicate how o_O I am right now.

[tanacawyr]

elke_tanzer just came into my room to point me at a link that had her pretty o_O as well:

Asshole bleaching.

Asshole. Bleaching.

Let me restate that.

ASSHOLE. BLEACHING.You know, people think MY hobbies are weird

Comments

[lastrega]

I love 'The Australian' it always cracks me up. This bit: Hard-line feminists will no doubt respond with an outraged "What will the misogynist patriarchy do to us next?" (possibly staging some sort of "reclaim the date" march). killed me.

Reclaim the date! Save the furry brown arsehole!

Moral of the story? People are stupid.

[tanacawyr]

Well, this particular hardline feminist is just sitting here going, "Humans are DUMB."

[girliejones]

I heard that its very popular with prostitutes.

[tanacawyr]

Which does not surprise me even a tiny, little bit.

[paraxdisepink]

I can't imagine what sort of human being walks into these beauty salons and goes "I would like an anal bleach today."

*why*?

I just can't fathom it.

[tanacawyr]

You know, the idiots that get this done must thank gawd every day of their lives for freaks like Michael Jackson. As long as lunatics like him are around, their clients can convince themselves that at least they aren't as bad as him.

[girliejones]

Its so wrong that I know the answer to this. *sigh* Apparently if you have a lot of anal sex, that area can become quite dark and unattractive, if you were say in the business of selling anal sex, it might be something that you might have to maintain, for good business. In other words, I heard that a lot of prostitutes get it done regularly.

[paraxdisepink]

Interesting. I didn't know this.

Or a regular woman might see this bleaching as, um, giving her the appearance of anal virginity?

heh this info should go in a slash fic somewhere - the darkness, that is.

[minkboylove]

minkboylove, I wonder how long it will be before you are asked to write a chapter in your book about the heroine bleaching her own asshole for her man.

Hell will fucking freeze over before I do. :D

I saw this on TV the other day - anal bleaching. This guy was getting his anus waxed and bleached because 'Everyone wants to look like a porn star in the bedroom'.

I thought the bleach was to remove unsightly staining from around the catflap, but nope - apparently the skin around a human anus is rich in melanocytes and it's supposed to be that fucking colour

[tanacawyr]

... the standards of beauty have become so freakish these days that I was actually surprised to find I looked quite good when I happened to stray naked past the wardrobe mirror.

They're just running out of body parts to make us feel insecure about. Soon it'll be designer uvulas and custom-cut tonsils.

[minkboylove]

Ewwww.

[candika]

Well, I've heard a lot of dumb things today but that takes the cake!

[pandarus]

Wow. That's just - wow.

::is bereft of witty retorts::

Note to self: People scary.