[AU] [in which Jyousei is an Assasins' Academy]

[tanakablue]

Got my report card back today. I scored top of the class in Aim and Marksmanship, near the bottom at Infiltration and Disguise. I blame the hair. How can you sneak up on anyone effectively when your hair is the colour of a blue M&M? And Hanamura-sensei made me disguise myself as a bunny girl for the exam. Sometimes I wonder about her. 
I still did

Comments

[mastercoach]

No need to worry about me dear Kohei-kun, I'm doing quite well. ♥ Your bunny girl could do with quite a lot of improvement, perhaps we should work on that. :) Preparation and coordination is the key! Who knows what future missions may hold for you.

And do be careful with the poison, I've had some bad shipments from the company before, but they've assured me everything checks out this time. If you find any of the solutions too diluted do be sure to tell me.

[tanakablue]

Please, Hanamura-sensei, no more bunny girls. I understand that the nurse costume was important for undercover assasinations, but the leotard and tights don't even have any room to conceal weapons. And I feel even more ridiculous.

The poison is working just fine. I couldn't find the cat anywhere, but it's quite effective with birds. Also quite effective with the odd Midoriyama student walking home from school.

[mastercoach]

Resourcefulness, my dear! If you have no room to conceal weapons you must use your surroundings! Though if you so protest that outfit I might find you something else.

Lovely to hear, keep up with the practice!

[tanakablue]

...Understood, Hanamura-sensei. It's fine. I will keep working hard. And maybe learn how to wear those dreadful fishnet tights without tearing them in eighteen places.