Car Update!

[tanamin]

Hey, you guys remember how I said that we bought a new car, a little 98 Honda Civic that got great gas mileage and was a pretty little black beast to boot

Comments

[stripedpony]

Id go back and find the owner of the dog and sue his ass off.

[tanamin]

It's a good idea, except it was literally the middle of nowhere in the country, and I only got a fleeting glimpse of the dog before I had a much better view of the orange tree. But I totally agree with the sentiment, believe me.

[dunpokethebear]

as much as i love dogs,I think I would have been runnin one over.

that really blows.

[delphinelicorne]

Sue the orange tree!

[tanamin]

He he! Are you sure you're not American?

[delphinelicorne]

whatcha ta'kin' 'bout? :p

[tchall]

Oh, damn! I'm so sorry to hear about the car, but I'm very glad you weren't hurt. *hugs*

[kazanthi]

Goddamn. Y'all really have rotten luck with cars. o_O I'm very glad you're not hurt though. *hugs* Those circumstances really bite the big one, though. Crap. I'm sorry. Maybe we should go sneak in the night and chop down the orange tree. It has to be evil. And there will be some innocent child somewhere possessed after drinking Eeeevil orange juice going on a bloody rampage. We'd be saving lives, property, souls! *grabs a hatchet* And obviously the dog is an accomplice to the demonic citrus tree... probably ate a fallen orange and is in need of an exorcism.

[kazanthi]

Yes, it's true: Cars which the gods would destroy, they first have Tanamin drive. Though until now, it's usually wildly weird stuff over which the driver has no control whatsoever, like a fan suddenly exploding for no apparent reason and taking out the radiator.

As for the exorcism... That might make a good premise for a show on Fox. The Orange Whisperer, or Agri-cleric. Something like that. I'll work on it.