Fic: Slow Day At The Office

[tanarian5]

Title: SLOW DAY AT THE OFFICE
Characters: Jack, Ianto
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None
Disclaimer: Not mine; they belong to RTD and to the BBC
Summary: Jack's bored. He has a mobile phone.
A/N: I hate text speech and refuse to use it, just in case you were wondering!


"New message from Jack.mobile"
Ianto - BORED.

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
Paperwork.

"New message from Jack.mobile"
Pfft.

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
No. PAPERWORK. See Leaning Tower of Pisa on your desk.

"New message from Jack.mobile"
Can't see it.

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
Try FACING your desk.

"New message from Jack.mobile"
Can't.

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
*sigh* All right - why?

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
Jack?

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
Captain?

"New message from Jack.mobile"
Need... caffeine. Getting... dark. Can't breathe.

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
Ha ha, very funny.

"New message from Jack.mobile"
I thought so. Want sex?

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
No.

"New message from Jack.mobile"
Who are you & what have you done with the real Ianto Jones?

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
We're AT WORK, Jack.

"New message from Jack.mobile"
All work and no play....

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
You are impossible.

"New message from Jack.mobile"
I'm also stark naked.

"New message from Ianto.mobile"
I'll be there in 5.