It Could Happen To You

[tangogoddess]

A few weeks ago, some spoogemouth fuckwit stole my bike. Right out of my parents' garage. I am so, so pissed about this, partially because it had a pair of tango shoes in it. This meant I had to buy a new bike and new tango shoes. This is not easy if you are unemployed and broke. I got an old Schwinn that I had to fix up, but I hate it. It

Comments

[cinetic]

I love the sexual overtones of this entry :)

Hi, btw. Hope you are doing well, minus all the stealing!

[tangogoddess]

Hey Babe! Would you believe me if I told you I'll be right outside your office this coming week? Seriously. Just look out the window. I'll be waving. Really. Not a lie this time.

[beef_cake]

How is the resale market for Tango shoes? Is there a chance you're being targeted? Unless someone has fired up the infinite improbability machine again, that's just way to uncanny a coincidence.

[tangogoddess]

Well, since tango dancers wear their shoes to death, I figure a pair of sweaty, beat up tango sneakers would sell for $2. Maybe as high as $5. Creepy, huh?

[beef_cake]

Super creepy.