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[tangoing_hobbit]

I've had my lisence for exactly one month now, and have managed (however narrrowly) to not get in an accident so far. I have, however, found a few insights I would like to share with all of you other pricks on the road

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[eller]

also... do NOT do these things while driving unless you are the only person on the road because people will want to kill you..

-talk on a cell phone
-look in the backseat for ANYTHING (while driving or sitting at a red light because while you are looking, the light has been green for a while)
-put make-up on in the rear view mirror
-pick at your teeth/hair/contacts/pimples/nose
-read a newspaper laying across your steering wheel
-eat anythng that requires two hands, or something you can drop and burn yourself with..actually, just don't feed yourself while you drive.
-watch, or let your passengers watch Pornos or girls gone wild videos on your all to viewable DVD screens. (this happened on Preston highway)
-slam on your brakes to get someone to stop tailgating you.. eventually this will kill you or get you hurt very bad.

[bethyscoot]

picky, picky... :-p

[lonely_fool]

theres also a green camaro, a white/white camaro, another camaro which the color i do not remember and an explorer on 264 that are cop cars. i think the maroon and green camaro are on 264W and the white and the one that i cant remember is on 264E. i think the explorer is going east too. it switches occassionally. just a little tip

[funambulator]

Wonderful advice, and it's cool to think of things from a new driver's perspective. #4 really got to me & I almost squirted non-splenda-containing coffee all up outta my nose.