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An essay on Liz's Boredom
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of Liz's Boredom. In depth analysis of Liz's Boredom can be an enriching experience. While it is becoming a hot topic for debate, it is impossible to overestimate its impact on modern thought. The juxtapositioning of Liz's Boredom with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from those most reliant on technology, who just don't like that sort of thing. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on Liz's Boredom and its numerous 'industries'.
Social Factors
Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in' [1] , they shead new light on Liz's Boredom, allowing man to take it by the hand and understand its momentum. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Liz's Boredom is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.
Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.
Economic Factors
The preceding section may have shed some light on society but to really understand man you must know how he spends his money. We will study the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, making allowances for recent changes in interest rates.
Transport
Costs
Liz's Boredom
How do we explain these clear trends? Even a child could work out that transport costs, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by Liz's Boredom due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.
Political Factors
No man is an island, but what of politics? Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - Liz's Boredom now, and its equivalent in the 1800s.
It is always enlightening to consider the words of award winning journalist Aaron H. Amster 'You can lead a horse to water, big deal.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Liz's Boredom. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Liz's Boredom.
While Liz's Boredom may be a giant amongst men, is it a dwarf amongst policy? I hope not.
Conclusion
In summary, Liz's Boredom has a special place in the heart of mankind. It enriches, influences the influencers, and never hides.
I'll leave you with this quote from Denzel Malkovitch: 'You win some, you loose some, but Liz's Boredom wins most often.' [3]
An essay on Laurie's Dorkdom
Let us commence a journey into the much travelled topic of Laurie's Dorkdom. The constantly changing fashionable take on Laurie's Dorkdom demonstrates the depth of the subject. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, its influence on western cinema has not been given proper recognition. It is estimated that that Laurie's Dorkdom is thought about eight times every day by the over 50, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. Here begins my indepth analysis of the glourious subject of Laurie's Dorkdom.
Social Factors
Society is a simple word with a very complex definition. When Thucictholous said 'people only know one thing' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. A child�s approach to Laurie's Dorkdom raises the question 'why?'
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - Laurie's Dorkdom is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is Laurie's Dorkdom. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack.
Economic Factors
Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will primarily be focusing on the Greek-Roman model, a classic economic system of analysis.
Annual
Military
Budget
Laurie's Dorkdom
How do we explain these clear trends? Seemingly the annual military budget has always depended upon Laurie's Dorkdom to a certain extent, but now more that ever. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.
Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the ideals of the young with the reality felt by their elders is like contrasting 0
In the words of that most brilliant mind Bonaventure T. Time 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Laurie's Dorkdom. It speaks volumes. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Laurie's Dorkdom.
Why did Laurie's Dorkdom cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Laurie's Dorkdom doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion
How much responsibility lies with Laurie's Dorkdom? We can say that Laurie's Dorkdom is both a need and a want. It questions, influences the influencers, and always chips in.
I will leave the last word to the famous Leonardo Travolta: 'I demand Laurie's Dorkdom, nothing more nothing less.' [3]
[1] Thucictholous - Man - Published 42 AD
[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books
[3] Go mad for Laurie's Dorkdom - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books
An essay on Kevin's plan for world domination
Issues surrounding Kevin's plan for world domination can never be over analysed. In depth analysis of Kevin's plan for world domination can be an enriching experience. While much has been written on its influence on contemporary living, Kevin's plan for world domination is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is an unfortunate consequence of our civilizations history that Kevin's plan for world domination is rarely given rational consideration by those most reliant on technology, who just don't like that sort of thing. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of Kevin's plan for world domination.
Social Factors
While some scholars have claimed that there is no such thing as society, this is rubbish. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he globalised an issue which had remained buried in the hearts of our ancestors for centuries. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Kevin's plan for world domination. Observers claim it irons out misconceptions from our consciousness.
Did I mention how lovely Kevin's plan for world domination is? Just as a dog will return to its own sick, society will return to Kevin's plan for world domination, again and again.
Economic Factors
The dictionary defines economics as 'the social science concerned with the production, distribution, exchange, and consumption of goods and services'. Of course, Kevin's plan for world domination fits perfectly into the Spanish-Armada model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers.
Oil
Prices
Kevin's plan for world domination
There is no longer a need to argue the importance of Kevin's plan for world domination, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Of course oil prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with Kevin's plan for world domination.' Perhaps to coin a phrase Kevin's plan for world dominationeconomics will be the buzz word of the century
Political Factors
The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Politicians find it difficult to choose between what has become known in politics as - 'The two ways' - night and day.
We cannot talk of Kevin's plan for world domination and politics without remembering the words of a legend in their own life time, Aaron B. Adger 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Kevin's plan for world domination. It speaks volumes. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Kevin's plan for world domination.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Kevin's plan for world domination?
Conclusion
To reiterate, Kevin's plan for world domination has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, puts out 'fires', and statistically it's great.
What a great essay. Finally a word from super-star Demi Beckham: 'My Daddy loved Kevin's plan for world domination and his Daddy loved Kevin's plan for world domination.' [3]
[1] Bare Foot D - Classic - 1967 Stinton Records
[2] Adger - Politics Per Day - 2000 Jinder Publishing
[3] Go mad for Kevin's plan for world domination - Issue 132 - Kendeal Books