What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you
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