Pants

[tangyble_mynd]

Mom "WHAT DO YOUR PANTS SAY?"
Me "Nothing...." -oh shit what did she see?-
Mom "Turn the light on, Let me see."
Me -crap crap crap- "Erm...idk, what do they say?"
-light is turned on-
Mom -reads aloud- "Penis bad....what the....?"
Me -points to the rest-
Mom " Vagina good...Penis bad..oh god" -cracks up and walks away-

Comments

[verobiatch]

Penis is bad... That's funny.

[brightnight]

Most amazing conversation ever. ^.^