#57 - Christmas Presents
Oh god I spent 2 hours on this oh my god
Gifts inside for: Andy, Jake, Rachel, Lash, Maxwell, Bulba, Char, Nyx, Blastoise, Mac, Raiden, Knuckles, Green, Sasha, Vinnie, Sonnie, Other Red Team Members & Red, Brock, Captain Falcon, Footballs Team Members, and SECRET SANTA PIT
Andy: A box of protein bars (chocolate) and a wrench set with allen wrenches, regular wrenches, and socket wrenches, but in red.
Jake: A box of protein bars (chocolate mint) and a set of nice headphones, the noise canceling sort.
Rachel: A box of lady-type protein bars (chocolate cherry almond) and a red sweater that he thinks is in your size that he also thinks is sort of ugly but is told that it is fashionable.
Lash: A box of lady-type protein bars (cookie dough) and a wrench set with allen wrenches, regular wrenches, and socket wrenches (like Andy's, but in purple).
Maxwell: A box of protein bars (cookies and cream) and a six-pack of Orange Star Soda, this time without the booze.
Bulba: A box of protein bars (lemon) and your very own tank top (black, with an ivysaur on it) and fingerless lifting gloves for when you work out with Max.
Char: A box of protein bars (vanilla almond) and a donut pillow and three more bags of marshmallows, a couple giant chocolate bars and a box of graham crackers.
Blastoise: A box of protein bars (chocolate), a freakishly detailed workout routine for you that details everything you need to do for the next six months by the hour and Max's "realistic" goals for you, and a pair of sunglasses.
Nyx: A box of lady-type protein bars (chocolate peanut butter) and that same sweater that Rachel got awwww yeah givin' all of Alice's characters the same thing, but in purple this time mostly because Max is terrible at knowing what to give ladies.
Mac: A box of protein bars (peanut butter) and a freakishly detailed workout routine for you that details everything you need to do for the next six months by the hour and Max's "realistic" goals for you.
Knuckles: A box of protein bars (lemon) and a pair of sunglasses like Blastoise's, only with the frames in red, and since it's Christmas, a bunch of dried fruit like figs and dates.
Raiden: A box of protein bars (chocolate mint) and a pair of fingerless lifting gloves with a coupon for 40 pounds of pure muscle.
Green: A box of protein bars (chocolate) and holofoil charizard, ivysaur, blastoise, and gengar pokemans trading cards.
Sasha: A box of lady-type protein bars (chocolate cherry almond) and a… Eurythmics Greatest Hits CD ??? (??)
Vinnie: A box of protein bars (peanut butter) (SCREW NOT EATING FOOD, EAT THESE AND BE A MAN), a black tank top with a bulbasaur on it (sorry, they were out of venusaurs at the store), and after getting that note about not having a job, a note taped to the outside that says "if you need a job and wanna join the army, I can get you a job"
Sonny Moe: Six boxes of protein bars (every non-lady-type flavor)
Other Red Team Members & Red: Two variety packs of protein bars and for Red (sorry, no holofoil, Max couldn't afford this many holofoil cards) charizard, venusaur, squirtle, snorlax, lapras and espion pokemon trading cards.
Brock: A box of protein bars (vanilla almond) and a black tank top with an onix on it.
Captain Falcon: A box of protein bars (cookie dough) and these phoenix tank tops that Max thinks can pass as a falcon (he got you both, he couldn't make up his mind which one to get).
Footballs Team: A box of protein bars (of various sorts, lady-types for ladytypes, just regular protein bars for guytypes, your choice as to what kind).
SECRET SANTA Pit: A box of protein bars (that you got for being on the football team) and the thing he gives every single year as a secret Santa to guys who need more muscles (re: almost everyone). A dumbbell set with enough weights to get each weight up to 50 pounds. Which means there's 100 pounds of metal disks with a couple of bars and some things to screw onto the ends in a box outside of your door with a note that says "From your secret Santa. Work your way up!" You will never guess who gave you this.
Gifts inside for: Andy, Jake, Rachel, Lash, Maxwell, Bulba, Char, Nyx, Blastoise, Mac, Raiden, Knuckles, Green, Sasha, Vinnie, Sonnie, Other Red Team Members & Red, Brock, Captain Falcon, Footballs Team Members, and SECRET SANTA PIT
Andy: A box of protein bars (chocolate) and a wrench set with allen wrenches, regular wrenches, and socket wrenches, but in red.
Jake: A box of protein bars (chocolate mint) and a set of nice headphones, the noise canceling sort.
Rachel: A box of lady-type protein bars (chocolate cherry almond) and a red sweater that he thinks is in your size that he also thinks is sort of ugly but is told that it is fashionable.
Lash: A box of lady-type protein bars (cookie dough) and a wrench set with allen wrenches, regular wrenches, and socket wrenches (like Andy's, but in purple).
Maxwell: A box of protein bars (cookies and cream) and a six-pack of Orange Star Soda, this time without the booze.
Bulba: A box of protein bars (lemon) and your very own tank top (black, with an ivysaur on it) and fingerless lifting gloves for when you work out with Max.
Char: A box of protein bars (vanilla almond) and a donut pillow and three more bags of marshmallows, a couple giant chocolate bars and a box of graham crackers.
Blastoise: A box of protein bars (chocolate), a freakishly detailed workout routine for you that details everything you need to do for the next six months by the hour and Max's "realistic" goals for you, and a pair of sunglasses.
Nyx: A box of lady-type protein bars (chocolate peanut butter) and that same sweater that Rachel got awwww yeah givin' all of Alice's characters the same thing, but in purple this time mostly because Max is terrible at knowing what to give ladies.
Mac: A box of protein bars (peanut butter) and a freakishly detailed workout routine for you that details everything you need to do for the next six months by the hour and Max's "realistic" goals for you.
Knuckles: A box of protein bars (lemon) and a pair of sunglasses like Blastoise's, only with the frames in red, and since it's Christmas, a bunch of dried fruit like figs and dates.
Raiden: A box of protein bars (chocolate mint) and a pair of fingerless lifting gloves with a coupon for 40 pounds of pure muscle.
Green: A box of protein bars (chocolate) and holofoil charizard, ivysaur, blastoise, and gengar pokemans trading cards.
Sasha: A box of lady-type protein bars (chocolate cherry almond) and a… Eurythmics Greatest Hits CD ??? (??)
Vinnie: A box of protein bars (peanut butter) (SCREW NOT EATING FOOD, EAT THESE AND BE A MAN), a black tank top with a bulbasaur on it (sorry, they were out of venusaurs at the store), and after getting that note about not having a job, a note taped to the outside that says "if you need a job and wanna join the army, I can get you a job"
Sonny Moe: Six boxes of protein bars (every non-lady-type flavor)
Other Red Team Members & Red: Two variety packs of protein bars and for Red (sorry, no holofoil, Max couldn't afford this many holofoil cards) charizard, venusaur, squirtle, snorlax, lapras and espion pokemon trading cards.
Brock: A box of protein bars (vanilla almond) and a black tank top with an onix on it.
Captain Falcon: A box of protein bars (cookie dough) and these phoenix tank tops that Max thinks can pass as a falcon (he got you both, he couldn't make up his mind which one to get).
Footballs Team: A box of protein bars (of various sorts, lady-types for ladytypes, just regular protein bars for guytypes, your choice as to what kind).
SECRET SANTA Pit: A box of protein bars (that you got for being on the football team) and the thing he gives every single year as a secret Santa to guys who need more muscles (re: almost everyone). A dumbbell set with enough weights to get each weight up to 50 pounds. Which means there's 100 pounds of metal disks with a couple of bars and some things to screw onto the ends in a box outside of your door with a note that says "From your secret Santa. Work your way up!" You will never guess who gave you this.
