today's stats: hours worked - 7; sunsets slept through - 1; naps woken up from by heather - 1; minutes on the phone with heather - 45; car batteries dead in blockbuster parking lot - 1; food in house that doesn't contain wheat - none now ( Read more... )

today's stats: fuck it - i met the girl ( Read more... )

today's stats: things accomplished on days off - 3 1/2 (don't ask me to enumerate); illegal substances abused - only 1 (multiple times); sunsets slept thru - 1; "batting average" on recent keg outing - 0 for 3; customers it took for me to get bitchy today - 1, right out of the box ( Read more... )

today's stats: hours slept - 12; tasks actually accomplished today - 2 (that's 1/2 laundry, 1/2 gym (more below), and 1 coffee shop/reading); friends who return my calls - 0 ( Read more... )

today's stats: days worked straight - 8; days off now - 3; plans for next 3 days - a "ba-zillion"; things i'm likely to actually accomplish during the next 3 days - 1 (read at the coffee shop ( Read more... )

today's stats: half empty diet coke cans on desk - 3; half empty glasses of water on desk - 3; area of bedroom floor space not covered by dirty (or possibly clean) laundry - 0; desire to go to work today - none ( Read more... )

today's stats: daydreams about seeing "ex-girlfriend" at park while driving to park - 1; daydreams about telling "ex-girlfriend" off - 1; "ex-girlfriends" actually at park - 1; "ex-girlfriends" told off at park - 0; state of my life right now - uh-oh ( Read more... )

so matt's here. and things are going okay, i guess. he still has his periods of not pissiness, but apparent depression and confusion regarding the state of things between us. that state is: divorcing at the slowest pace in the history of the world. to tell you the truth, i don't know when we'll ever make the decision to file for legal purposes ( Read more... )

yes ( Read more... )

today's stats: super cute girls with whom i flirted at work - 2; super cute girls who flirted back - 2; likelihood i'll see either of them again - 0; hours till matt arrives - 14; things to do before he gets here - oh my god ( Read more... )