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[bee242]

Name: Bee

Age: 25 years young.

Location: Beeworld, Newcastle Upon Tyne, England, UK

Favorite bands: Front 242, Nitzer Ebb, :wumpscut: Clan Of Xymox, Flesh For Lulu, Siouxsie And The Banshees, Candysuck, Anne Clark, L7, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, The Prodigy, Alien Sex Fiend, Gwar, Hole, Atari Teenage Riot, Sonic Youth, Specimen, The Cramps, The Stooges, Brian Eno, The Smashing Pumpkins, Combichrist, Panzer AG, Gary Numan, The Eurythmics, Rosetta Stone, Cyborg Attack, New Order, David Bowie, Kraftwerk, Tiny Tim, PJ Harvey.

Sexual preference: bi-smexual

Hobbies: I have many of them, most of them involve learning about viruses and catacombs. I enjoy drawing and painting, my influences are the microcosm and the macrocosm. I like psychedelics, cute widdle doggies and baking smashing fairy cakes for my nanna.

A short story: Once upon a time there was a girl that looked like a guy and she was called Bee. She was bored one day and parusing an internet web site and came across a community of fine wimminz who kick ass, so she decided to try her luck, and fill in an application to see if she too, could be a Winnar! (Chapter 2 coming soon)

Weapon of choice: biological warfare WHOO

Transportation device of choice: The bus. What? I'm poor! Its great, cos there are crazies who get on my local double decker. My favourite crazy is in his 50s. He thinks he is spiderman and he can't talk, he just groans at you and flecks of spit land on your face. Its these little things in life that make it worth living. Once a bus driver give me a snog.

Favorite food: Anything that used to move. Oh, and cheesecake.

How much drugs?: What I put into my own body should not be dictated to me. I am careful and I know my limits, and I don't go crazy but now and then I like a little 'phet and some magic mushies, they make the world a wibbley, jolly, amusing place.

Favorite movie/s: The Breakfast Club, pi, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, A Clockwork Orange, Alien, Predator, Bladerunner

What is Your most prized possession AND WHY: My eyes, for without them I could not see.

Who's your favorite philosopher/feminist/wise person: It sounds stupid, but I don't have one. The best advice I can give myself comes from me. I read alot of books but I don't follow one philosophy as I feel it marginalises you. I like to make up my own mind about things.

If you could get drunk with one person, dead or alive, who would it be: Betty Page, cos then I could try and get in her knickers.

If you had a tank, how would you paint/decorate it?: I'd slap stickers all over it and hang some lovely drapes up, maybe a bong in there too. A bog with a heated seat because I love taking nice big shits.

How did you discover Tank Girl?: I believe it was 1995 and I was 12 years old. My brother came back from a seaside holiday and had me stick of blackpool rock sheathed in a copy of Tank Girls 'Apocolypse' The art wasn't by Jamie in that one I discovered his amazingness later on.

What magazine did Tank Girl originally appear in?: Easy. Deadline :) It was still in shops when I was a wee bairn.

Tank Girl comics you own or have read: I've read them all and I own the ones in book form along with a few odd comics.

Name a few of Tank Girl's many friends: Sub Girl, Jet Girl, Barney (I love her) Stevie, Camp Koala, Booga.

Would you fuck a kangaroo?: yes,  If he was as cute as Booga.

How tank girl really got her tank: She was in the army and she nicked off with it.

Why should you be accepted: Cos I can make you all laugh and I am good at cooking and will post delicious recipies for you all to try out at home.

Why you want to be accepted: Cos I really would love to get to know you sweet lovely ladies (I'm an asskiss I know)

Okay, picture time! Brace yourself for the hideousness of my mug.


Beer <3


More recent this one is.

More beer? :D

hurrr

(I've edited to put some more pics as requested)


Heres my most embarrassing drunk pic, I dont know wtf is happening here.


also here is me arsing about