wanted: one wife

[tankgirl27]

i'm having the greatest time at home. i love it here. i love having friends & being able to sleep & being able to be alone if i want to sometimes

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sounds nice

[banalitybites]

if I were on that side of the atlantic I would totally be your wifey.

glad to know you've had a nice rest for the holidays - did you ever get the mail that I sent your way? hope you got it in time for the holidays.

- C

Re: sounds nice

[banalitybites]

hey!!

i'm so sorry i haven't communicated with you in so long. i of course got the lovely package you sent, & completely LOVED it & decided instead of telling you i got it i would get one together for you (which i'd planned on doing anyway) & send it right back as a surprise....but then i didn't do that in time. i will send it soon, i promise, i already have most of the contents but need to work on a couple more things....

hey can you email me your phone number? i've been meaning to call you all week but keep forgetting about the time change, & now i've lost the number that rebecca gave to me. would friday evening (your time) be okay to call you? or saturday??

[anonymous]

I think you should consider having an "Uncle Charlie". Actually I'm making reference to an American TV show of questionable quality that appeared half a century ago so my efforts may be wasted here. In the show a widower with a family brings in an old uncle to play the traditional role of wife (cleaning, cooking, washing). The advantage is that Uncle Charlie is very good at these tasks and has no romantic interests whatsoever. In fact he doesn’t seem to have interest in anything but the aforementioned duties. The disadvantage is that he's a crotchety old man who will (harmlessly) bitch at you for numerous reasons. Also he probably wouldn't let any men get within shouting distance of your apartment. However if you were in a lesbian mood for that month the situation would be completely over his head and Uncle Charlie would make wonderful snacks for your girl only slumber parties.