so this is the new year ( Read more... )

so i went up to oakland this weekend with chris and jonny... those kids are always a good time. ridiculously so ( Read more... )

also... i had a really wacky dream while i was sleeping this morning ( Read more... )

i had ridiculous amounts of fun yesterday ( Read more... )

merry christmas

i hope you all fucking choke

<3

i'm going out to stones tonight
so if you're going to be out
you should stop by
and say hello
i'll probably be there alone
drinking

on a wholly different note,
i'm hungry

so, what's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

my ears are still ringing
it's silly

people say strange things when they're drunk
yes they do.

i'm hungry
like a bungry
grargh! - kendra's tummy
cold pizza, you my only friend

is anything going on tonight?
or is everyone staying home?

so, this afternoon i went extreme bowling
extreme bowling you ask?
yes, extreme bowling is just like regular bowling
plus the added bonus
of kendra beating the shit out of herself
with the bowling ball


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