Duke Nukem is my dad

[tanooki_suit]

I really hate it when my parents wake me up half way across the house because whenever they whisper it sounds like a C131 is dropping a cavalcade of atomic bombs on Hiroshima. Honestly, I wish they just used sign language sometimes.I sometimes get the impression that they're purposely trying to wake me up because I sleep until noon every day I'm

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[sqizzlle]

right back at you ;) i love you