I think me walking in on a huge orgy and trying to break it up with my dick would be a really bad idea.

Stupid fucking year end research papers. *angry*

I'm a good linguist. We hate spelling, but we love semantics.

I'm in the process of redaing the yearly "MLB Perdictions" by ESPN personality D.J. Gallo. Again, he doesn't fail to impress. This guy is absolutely hilarious, and the satire on baseball is great. If you know me at all, you know that I absolutely love baseball, and if you like baseball or have any knowledge of it, I suggest going to ESPN's website ( Read more... )

It's the first really nice day of the entire year. It's really exciting, mainly because you don't need to dress in layers when it's almost FUCKING APRIL ( Read more... )

I started working out again, because I'm sick of being out of shape and never having any energy. It's really funny that you actually have to start working out to realize how out of shape you are. Oh well, gimme six weeks, and I'll feel great again ( Read more... )

You're wading through the sweat of ten thousand orgies.


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Welp, today is my anniversery. FOUR YEARS. Wow... boo yah ( Read more... )

I DON'T KNOW BUDDY! HAHAHAHAHA ( Read more... )

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Welp, the Grossman Tuning Show was Saturday, and needless to say, it was absofrigginlutely amazing. Tons of mad fly Volkswagens, Audis, and BMWs. Total Euro sex. I swear to God I was the only one with a normally aspirated car there. Not literally, but it was seriously a glorified 20V meet, and I loved it. Everytime somebody pulled up you could just ( Read more... )

Yay, Teddy is spending the night tonight <3 We're having fun.

And...I shaved my beard. Two completely unrelated topics that are juxtiposed against each other. BOOM!

I'm an English Major, and I'm proud.