Wake-up Call

[tanuki_insomnia]

Good day to you all.

During my meditation I came across Shukaku behind a very strange barrier. We talked, if you will, about our co-existence and came to an understanding. In exchange for his not going on a rampage of utter anihilation should someone slip me some barbituates or shoot me with a tranquilizer I fall asleep, I will eat my red meat

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[yoshing_youth]

Greetings from Konoha Scout Camp Gaara! Sai, Mr. Hoshigaki, and I have been spending this past weekend and will be spending the rest of this week at this recreational facility to bond with the genins in nature and...NATURALIZE with one another.

BEWARE OF SALMONELLA POISONING IN YOUR MEAT GAARA! *thumbs up*

[tanuki_insomnia]

I was under the impression that you could only get salmonella from raw eggs, but... Thank you for your warning.

[yoshing_youth]

Well, according to several medic-nins AND WIKIPEDIA, you can also get salmonella through raw/poorly cooked meats.

[tanuki_insomnia]

Wikipedia ♥ I see. Thank you for following up on this.

[kamataritemari]

Gaara, are you positive Shukaku will not take advantage of you accessing his powers more often? Are you sure he's one to trust? Perhaps I worry too much, but it seems I have a good reason to...

[tanuki_insomnia]

At the moment, all I have is his word, which doesn't amount to much. In any case, I believe a trial run is in order. Let me know if you see anything out of place about me in the days to come.

[kamataritemari]

Of course, I'll be sure to inform you.
Anything besides the usual? *smirk*

Not much has occurred whilst you were in your trance. However, Hyuuga Neji seems to have his hands full...
Keep an eye out for the blonde one who attempted to kill you -- he's been acting strangely depressed lately.

[tanuki_insomnia]

Depression often leads to episodes of manic rage -- or so Shukaku tells me. Thank you for the advice, Sister. I'll be sure to stay alert around him.