Title: Unpalatable
Rating: T
Pairing: Altair/Malik
AN: For Dei! She requested a loooong time ago for Malik making dinner, so of course I didn’t write about that. Well, kind of. Er, umm, yeah.

( maybe it’s you )

Title: Pick Up, Pull Up
Rating: PG13 (language)
Pairing: Altair/Malik, AU
AN: For the kink meme- Altair working the night shift at McDonalds in the Drive-Thru.

( ana aħibba )

Title: One Candle Wasted
Rating: PG
Pairing: Altair/Malik, ust like woah
AN: Forfightfair!

( you flicker, you amaze me )

Prompt: Altair + Kadar + hummus

( spoiler: altair invented hummus )

It Will Pass
Assassin's Creed
(PG, spoilers for AC: Brotherhood)

( mirror, mirror )

Happy Valentine's Day! Romantic love is all good and fun, but here's some platonic/family fluff. :U i am doing this holiday wrong

Title: The Prince’s Gift
Rating: G
Warnings: Post AC1, OMC (Altair’s son)
AN: Altair is the best dad, even though he makes questionable parental choices.

Prompt: For
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If At First (Retcon)
(Altair/Maria, pre-Altair/Malik/Maria, PG. Deleted part from If At First.)

( of fathers and mothers and awkward third wheels )

 So! Porn Battle XI was going on and I decided to try for a fill, but school had other plans for me (mainly reading about professional ethics and, oddly enough, the anatomy of cats) and apparently I can't understand the concept of different timezones outside of the US, so when I did manage to cobble something up, I picked my nose for a bit and ( Read more... )

Hurf, I really should stop looking at AC prompts because I will never finish my own fics at this rate.

Title: The Bird From the Window
Raiting: PG
Pairing: Altair/Malik
Notes: The prompter brought to my attention that Malik’s voice actor, Haaz Sleiman, also sings! (And is a very fine piece of hotness, but let’s not get into that just yet.) One song he ( Read more... )

THIS IS DUMB, I AM DUMB. I thought I could hold back, but here is more of Altair, the high school government teacher, with his long suffering co-worker Malik, the geography teacher, and they are boyfriends.

And the worst chaperones for prom.

(The original high school AU is here.  I'm so sorry.)

( really, really sorry )