Thanks to sociopathicword for letting me know about this cool new style. I have some fairly big news to post, but want to wait until I get some things finalized before posting it. I'm not superstitious, but you never know.

For MY special day, my youngest daughter decided to give me the wonderful present of a massive vomit session all over my wife, and my la-z-boy chair. the wife i can live with, but I'm pissed about the chair!!!!!

i am fucking hammed. drunk. pie-eyed, shitfaced, hammered. cocaine is fun.

I haven't posted anything for a little while now, which is actually good. Nothing major has happened between me and my wife, nor have I hurt myself in any drunken shenanigans...another positive ( Read more... )

A huge happy birthday wish goes out to my 6 year old daughter, Nicole! I love you with all my heart, sweetie. Your phone call to me this morning meant everything to me.

Love, daddy.

On my way to the train every morning, I pass by an unmarked graveyard. It's just a small area, with a chain link fence, surrounded mostly by trees and bushes so it's pretty discrete. Nobody I've talked to knows it's origin, who's buried there, but every week there are fresh flowers on several of the graves. I've made up a cool ghost story that ( Read more... )

Had a very busy weekend. Friday night I finished re-finishing a wall unit I was working on, and was working on moving the tv, dvd, video, gamecube, and playstation into it. I was exhausted after I was done. Then Saturday, we had a garage sale in the morning, and ended up making $120 by selling some of the shit we have lying around. Then we had to ( Read more... )

Hey all, i just had a revelation tonight. I've decided to sell my soul on eBay. Check it out here...bid now, bid often.http://cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4168197645&category=1467&sspagename=STRK%

I think whenever someone comes up to my desk, or up to me on the street and talks to me, I'm going to pull a Sharpie out of my sock and autograph whatever they have in their hands.

I had a great idea yesterday on the way to work...i was going to start a Deadjournal for the dark side of my personality, but those bastards expect me to pay for it. Dammit to hell. I wanted to spare my Livejournal friends from reading posts like "I Want To Kill All Homeless People" or more of my talk about toilets, but alas, unless someone gives ( Read more... )