my birthday was excellent ( Read more... )

i went to seven bars last night. i had more than seven drinks. happy birthday to me.

i want it to be summer.

well, im tired.
and i have nothing particularly interesting to say.
however, i spent hte whole afternoon knowing tongiht was going to be tired.
so i know now that my intuition about tomorrow day being awesome(edit, i need to discontinue the word rockin. ive lost interest. but awesome will always be so perfect. im so lame.) must be right ( Read more... )

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I have condoms that are going to expire before I can ever use them.
Laura Kincaid.

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1. My sister has a tumor growing in her right ovary. She has to get it removed in two weeks. She's freaked ( Read more... )

WHAT'S WRONG WITH BLOGPOD?

(maybe it's just me, but this is not okay.)

To Whom It May Concern,

Please excuse Katherine t weil from sanity today.
She is not feeling well.

Thank you,
Lynne Smith-Weil