howdy! i'm a friend of bill's... anyway, i have two words to describe both american idol, and every damn herbal essences commercial to air since they adopted that stupid "a totally organic experience" (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, get it? bleh) slogan: the. worst.
Yup, another friend of Bill working my way over here.
I'm proud to say that I have never seen one moment of this "American Idol" you speak of. I only slightly understand the concept behind it. Life is good like that.
One of the local shit radio stations here is holding a "Jacksonville Idol" contest, which seems to have something to do with young women, tight clothes and screechy high voices. One of the four contestants is a girl I worked with years ago, who happens to be a stripper now. The other three are in high school.
Also, my husband is terrified that I might leave him for the shampoo bottle, but I am equally scared that he might abandon me for the wonders of liquor, so we're even.
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I'm proud to say that I have never seen one moment of this "American Idol" you speak of. I only slightly understand the concept behind it. Life is good like that.
One of the local shit radio stations here is holding a "Jacksonville Idol" contest, which seems to have something to do with young women, tight clothes and screechy high voices. One of the four contestants is a girl I worked with years ago, who happens to be a stripper now. The other three are in high school.
Also, my husband is terrified that I might leave him for the shampoo bottle, but I am equally scared that he might abandon me for the wonders of liquor, so we're even.
The end.
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